THE RÖNTGEN RAY-DER.
BY MR. M—.
CLONCROSKEY
smiled. Like all really
great men, while famous for the impenetrable
secrecy with which his coups were
prepared, he was in familiar life communicative,
to the point of boasting, confiding to the point
of rashness: the need of flattery and sympathy
invariably associated with genius. Shylock
Bones had just been caught in his grounds
photographing the defences of the house, and
had been brought into the sanctum sanctorum
of the redoubtable Five not without demur on
the part of one of them. "My dear Creeman,"
Cloncroskey had replied, laughing, "the brain
is a limited organ: crowd it with too much
precaution and you stultify its use. That is the
mark of the beast in you the taint of Scotland
Yard; you don't know when you have conquered.
Our defences, whether impregnable or no,
represent the highest development of human
ingenuity; genius can go no farther. Only
savages depend on secrecy: a good general
prefers to trust to his strategic position, going
on the presumption that the enemy has already
obtained plans through his spies. Show Shylock
up by all means; if he learns half what I give
him credit for already knowing he is not a
detective."
Shylock Bones, then, the celebrated
professional amateur, was introduced into the den
of the most famous gang of high-art cracksmen
in London. Shylock was perhaps the one
man in the world (apart from Smith) that
Cloncroskey regarded with a genuine admiration
and sympathy: a flattering esteem for which
the detective was perhaps indebted to his
natural rather than his acquired gifts. For if
Cloncroskey could not help looking the
debonair, but noble and poetic prince, Bones, the
most painfully conscientious and moral man
among the champions of society, was born with
the hang-dog air of a hereditary criminal.
"My dear Shylock!" said Cloncroskey,
coming forward with his charming affectionate
manner; "what a pleasure! Let me introduce
you no names ex-inspector Creeman, whom
I daresay you have met in former years at that
melancholy barrack, the Yard!"
Ex-inspector Creeman, greeting the visitor
with his left hand, lightly and rapidly, but with
professional completeness, passed the other
over his former colleague's clothes. "Surely,
rather rash, Bones? Not even a deringer?"
he said.
"Oh to suspect me of anything so out of
date!" murmured Bones, with a melancholy
and reproachful glance. "You are out of the
swim, Cree-boy," he said tearfully, producing a
miniature Kodak from his arm-pit; "look here,"
and he showed them a negative of the group
taken as he entered. Creeman examined it
doubtfully and passed it to Cloncroskey, who
after a mere glance of indifferent admiration
handed it back to the photographer, saying,
"Keep it, my dear Bones, if it is of any use to
you; but you will find duplicates of all of us,
cabinet size, at the Bereoscopic Company.
Any of your men outside think they would
like a drink?"
"I have half a dozen of Q Division over the
way in case you gave me a chance; but I
suppose it is no good raiding you?"
"Mere waste of labour mere waste of
labour," replied the cracksman affectionately.
"Private house, my dear Bones nothing on the
premises; got the Bond Street swag reset and
placed in our Paris window by seven this morning.
By the bye, anything worth seeing in that bag?"
"Ha you can't see through it?" said Bones
anxiously.
Cloncroskey burst out laughing. "My dear
Bones! here, pour him out a fizz."
Bones took the glass, held it to the light,
and then smelt it. "Really, that is scarcely
courteous of you," said Cloncroskey, with
dignity. "Pray remember, Mr. Bones, that
you are among gentlemen." Bones drank it
with a sigh. Then, with a melancholy gingerness,
he opened the bag and drew out a large camera
and folded tripod.
"Knowing how you keep abreast of the
times, Mr. Croskey," he said, as he
discontentedly rummaged in his bag, "I thought
perhaps your eyeglass might be charged with
the Röntgen rays. Excuse my delay: I dropped
an important negative in here when your fellow
gagged me."
"Bones?"
Bones looked up; he saw a revolver levelled
at his head. "Not this sort of negative?" said
Cloncroskey, with that gravity which is all the
suspicion a gentleman can, with any politeness,
show.
"No no, no no," replied the celebrated
amateur, with the nearest approach to a smile of
which his melancholy visage was capable; "I
have stuck up three men on one occasion, but
never five."
Cloncroskey put up his shooter. "You
referred to this new spectroscope invention, I
suppose," he remarked politely, passing over
his rather undignified demonstration with a
handsome blush; "anything in it, do you
think, Bones?"
"A great deal, a great deal," replied the
photographer with enthusiasm Bones was in
reality even more proficient as a scientist than
as a detective. "But it is the old story of
armoured plates and projectiles; I am not sure
which of us will turn it to the best account by
the end of the year. For instance, I have here
a few little experiments through earth and brick
walls respectively which I shall be glad of your
permission to examine; but if I can perfect my
efforts to distinguish the harder precious stones
through a steel safe I shall probably approach
you, rather than the Yard, for a partnership.
Now let us see" — He held up some
negatives to the light.
"Why, your walls are are not of brick, Mr.
Croskey?" (Cloncroskey, or the Count Amadeo
Klonkroskikoff, denoted merely the extension
of the cracksman's business.)
"Steel-lined," replied Cloncroskey, with the
slightest trace of annoyance. "We men of
wealth have to protect ourselves from burglars."
"Exactly," replied the melancholy
photographer, holding up another plate. "That
accounts for this jemmy and skeleton key
buried in the garden?"
"My dear Bones surely your camera must
be at fault? To suspect me of anything so
very amateurish!"
"That is all right," put in Creeman. "That
is one of Jonathan's dodges to secure a conviction. He put them in two nights ago; I
let him, as I was on duty, and had them up
yesterday just to engrave his initials on them
and replace them."
"Ah no pranks, I think, Creeman; always
be on the safe side. Give him till to-morrow,
and if he comes drop him into the lime-pit, but
if not have the things up and plant them
somewhere else in Benjamin's yard, say. But
this invention really interests me, Bones; d'you
feel inclined to make another experiment? I
have about me a little hereditary locket which
I declare I will hand over to you if your camera
detects it."
"Very good," said the photographer, with
miserable alacrity. "It will take some minutes
of exposure: there must be no movement.
Will you sit down there; if you other gentlemen
will kindly sit behind me? No movement,
please; the fluorescent film is so sensitive that
even a disturbance of air might spoil it."
Cloncroskey sat opposite the lens; the other
four sat behind the operator. Shylock threw a
black cloth over his head and the camera, as for
an ordinary photograph.
"Look at the lens," said the muffled professor
of science and detectivism; "your arms hanging
down by your side, please, so as not to conceal
the body."
The king of art-cracksmen obeyed; he looked
at the lens. A thin flap fell down and disclosed
the muzzle of a pistol and the words in large
print, "DON'T MOVE."
Cloncroskey knew the astonishing recklessness
of the detective very well; the reason he
was so respected by the anti-force was on
account of his melancholy and oft-proved
boast that no capture was worth the making
that did not require the risk of his life.
Cloncroskey then smiled with sincere admiration
and did not move.
The machine clicked and the printed card
slid away and was replaced by another. This
one said
"Keep your arms down send your men out of
the house; three." A little bell struck one;
struck two.
"I hear something," said Cloncroskey
sharply. "Out into the grounds all of you:
take your posts and wait the word."
His four companions, accustomed to implicit
obedience, filed out with glances of amused
intelligence; and the door was shut. Shylock
Bones was quite certain that any door in this
house was sound proof.
"I seem to have got you, Croskey," he said
mournfully.
"Yes, very neat indeed," replied the burglar
without moving; "if it didn't seem that I have
got you too. I'll wait five minutes while you
think it over, and then I'll take my chance.
What ball have you got in it a 38?"
"No; a 45 explosive."
"Ah: makes a nasty hole in one," said
Cloncroskey, with disgust. "Where have you
sighted me? Looks about the collar bone."
"To allow for the kick: it will just lift your
roof from the eyes."
"Oh! Common, Bones, common. You
don't think of my nice walls. Just look at
that priceless Vandyke behind my head a
connoisseur like you, Bones!"
The photographer, his hand still in the
camera, took his head out of the cloth and
looked up. The picture in question was a
mounted general, pointing a telescope towards
the foreground in his outstretched hand. At
the end of the telescope protruded from the
canvas an inch of nickeled barrel.
"Is it all right?" said Cloncroskey, without
moving his head.
"It's there, sure enough," replied the
photographer with melancholy surprise. Then
addressing the picture, "Mine is a hairspring,
Vandyke don't move."
"Five minutes up," said Cloncroskey
pleasantly. "Give you three, old man, to
pack up that camera." A little bell from the
direction of the picture struck one: struck
two.
"I pass," sighed the detective dejectedly,
drawing his pistol from the camera and
uncocking it.
"Really, a splendid invention those Röntgen
rays," Mr. Cloncroskey said later, as he shook
his visitor's hand on the noble doorstep of
Cloncroskey Mansion. "When you have
perfected that safe-piercing spectroscope, let me
know, Bones. I might be able to make you an
offer."