O. HENRY ENCORE
The Lost Works of W. Sidney Porter (O. Henry)
A KNIGHT ERRANT.
INSTALLMENT II.
One morning he came stumping
timidly into the office of the Post
and purchased a few papers. These
he offered for sale upon the streets
with great diffidence. Crip had no
difficulty in selling his papers. People
stopped and bought readily the wares
of this shrinking, weak-voiced youngster.
His wooden leg caught the eye
of hurrying passers-by and the nickels
rained into his hand as long as
he had any papers left.
One morning Crip failed to call for
his papers. The next day he did not
appear, nor the next, and one of the
newsboys was duly questioned as to
his absence.
"Crip's got de pewmonia," he said.
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The Post Man, albeit weighed down
by numerous tribulations of others and
his own, when night comes puts on
his overcoat and wends his way down
the bayou toward the home of Crip.
The air is chilly and full of mist,
and great puddles left by the recent
rains glimmer and sparkle in the electric
lights. No wonder that pneumonia
has laid its cold hand upon the
frail and weakly Crip, living as he
does in the rain-soaked shanty down
on the water's edge. The Post man
goes to inquire if he has had a doctor
and if he is supplied with the necessities
his condition must require. He
walks down the railroad tracks and
comes close upon two figures marching
with uncertain stateliness in the
same direction.
One of them speaks loudly, with
oratorical flourish, but with an
exaggerated carefulness that proclaims
he is in a certain stage of intoxication.
His voice is well known in
the drawing rooms and the highest
social circles of Houston. His name
is well, let us call him Old Boy, for
so do his admiring companions
denominate him. There comes hurrying
past them the form of a somberly-clad
woman.
Intuitively the Post Man thinks she
is of the House of Crip and accosts
her with interrogatories. He gleans
from her gasping brogue that a doctor
has seen Crip and that he is very
sick, but with proper medicines, nursing
and food he will probably recover.
She is now hastening to the drug
store to buy with her last dollar,
she says the medicine he must take
at once.
"I will stay with him until you
return," says the Post Man, and with
a fervent "Hiven bless you, sorr!"
she melts away toward the lights
of the city.
The house where Crip lives is on
a kind of shelf on the bayou side
and its approach from above must
be made down a set of steep and
roughly hewn steps cut into the bank
by the deceased architect of the house.
At the top of these stairs the two
society lights stop.
"Old Boy," says one of them, "give
it up. It might be catching. And you
are going to the dance tonight. This
little rat of a newsboy why should
you see him personally? Come, let's
go back. You've had so much "
"Bobby," says Old Boy, "have I
labored all these years in vain,
trying to convince you that you are an
ass? I know I'm a devil of a buzzer-fly,
and glash of fashion, but I've
gozzer see zat boy. Sold me papers
a week, 'n now zey tell me he's sick
in this rash hole down here. Come
on, Bobby, or else go't devil. I'm
going in."
Old Boy pushes his silk hat back
on his head and starts with dangerous
rapidity down the steep stairs.
His friend, seeing that he is
determined, takes his arm and they both
sway and stagger down to the little
shelf of land below.
The Post Man follows them silently,
and, they are too much occupied with
their own unsteady progress to note
his presence. He slips around them,
raises the latch of the rickety door,
and enters the miserable hut.
Crip
lies on a meager bed in the
corner, with great, feverish eyes, and
little, bony, restless fingers moving
nervously upon the covers. The night
wind blows in streamy draughts
between the many crannies and flares
the weak flame of a candle stuck in
its own grease upon the top of a
wooden box.
"Hello, mister," says Crip. "I
knows yer. Yer works on de paper.
I been laid up with arattlin' pain in
me chist. Who wins de fight?"
"Fitzsimmons won," says the Post
Man, feeling his hot freckled hand.
"Are you in much pain?"
"How many rounds?"
"First round. Less than two
minutes. Can I do anything to make
you easier?"
"Geeminetty! dat was quick. Yer
might gimme a drink."
The door opens again and two
magnificent beings enter. Crip gives a
little gasp as his quick eyes fall upon
them. Old Boy acknowledges the presence
of the Post Man by a deep and
exaggerated but well intentioned bow,
and then ha goes and stands by Crip's
bedside.
"Old man," he says, with solemnly
raised eyebrows, "Whazzer mazzer?"
"Sick," says Crip. "I know yer.
Yer gimme a quarter for a paper one
mornin'."
Old Boy's friend ranges himself in
the background. He is a man in a
dress suit with a mackintosh and cane,
and is not of an obtrusive personality.
He shows an inclination to brace
himself against something, but the
fragile furniture of the hut not
promising much support, he stands uneasily,
with a perplexed frown upon his
face, awaiting developments.
"You little devil," says Old Boy,
smiling down with mock anger at the
little scrap of humanity under the
covers, "Do you know why I've come
to see you?"
"N-n-n-no, sir," says Crip, the fever
flush growing deeper on his cheeks.
He has never seen anything so
wonderful as this grand, tall, handsome
man in his black evening suit, with
the dark, half-smiling, half-frowning
eyes, and the great diamond flashing
on his snowy bosom, and the tall,
shiny hat on the back of his head.
"Gen'lemen," says Old Boy, with a
comprehensive wave of his hand, "I
don't know myself, why I have come
here, but I couldn't help it. That
little devil's eyes have been in my
head for a week. I've never sheen
him in my life till a week ago: but
I've sheen his eyes somewhere, long
time ago. Sheems to me I knew this
little rascal when I was a kid 'way
back before I left Alabama; but, then,
gentlemen, thash impossible. However,
as Bobby will tell you, I made him
walk all the way down here with me
to shee zis little sick fellow, 'n now
we mus do all we can for 'm."
Old Boy runs his hands into his
pockets and draws out the contents
thereof and lays all, with lordly
indiscrimination, on the ragged quilt
that covers Crip.
"Little devil," he says solemnly,
"you mus' buy medicine and get well
and come back and shell me papers
again. Where in thunder have I seen
you before? Never mind. Come on,
Bobby good boy to wait for me
come on now and le's get a zrink."
The two magnificent gentlemen
sway around grandly for a moment,
make elaborate but silent adieus in the
direction of Crip and the Post Man,
and finally dwindle out into the darkness,
where they can be heard urging
each other forward to the tremendous
feat of remounting the steps that lead
to the path above.
Presently Crip's mother returns
with his medicine and proceeds to
make him comfortable. She gives a
screech of surprise at what she sees
lying upon the bed, and proceeds to
take an inventory. There are $42 in
currency. $6.50 in silver, a lady's
silver slipper buckle and an elegant
pearl-handled knife with four blades.
The Post Man sees Crip take his
medicine and his fever go down, and
promising him to bring down a paper
that tells all about the great fight, he
moves away. A thought strikes him,
and he stops near the door and says:
"Your husband, now where was he
from?"
"Oh, plaze yer honor," says Crip's
mother, "from Alabama he was, and
a gentleman born, as every one could
tell till the dhrink got away wid him,
and thin he married me."
As the Post Man departs he hears
Crip say to his mother reverentially:
"Dat man what left de stuff, mammy,
he couldn't have been God, for
God don't get full; but if it wasn't
him, mammy. I bet a dollar he was
Dan Stuart."
As the Post Man trudges back along
the dark road to the city, he says to
himself:
"We have seen tonight good springing
up where we would never have
looked for it, and something of a
mystery all the way from Alabama.
Heigho! this is a funny little world."
THE END.