When to Lock the Stable (1914, 1915 ed)
by Homer Croy
(1883-1965)
CHAPTER I
CLEM OF CURRYVILLE
Clem Pointer walked to the rear of
the fire department building, reached
behind the lid of a tomato can nailed
to the side of the shed, poked out the
key and danced it proudly in his
hand. The fire department was
directly in the rear of the White Front
Hardware Store, canned goods a
specialty, with a full line of stationery
and also a few choice sugar-cured
hams for sale.
Clem inserted the key, and the lock
sprang open in his hand like something
alive. He laid off his coat and
looked around admiringly, then taking
a piece of flannel he wiped a
splotch off the hand-pump made by
the rain where it had leaked through
the roof. He hummed at his work,
trailing off unexpectedly now and
then into an aimless but happy
whistle, tightening a perfectly secure
bolt, or polishing with his palm the
shining brass top of the pump. The
sun, slipping down behind the White
Front, cut in over his hair, just
beginning to turn gray, threw into relief
his short square face and filled with
light the pleasant lines that ran into
the corners of his eyes.
A silhouette projected itself on the
wall. "Why, hello, Mr. Kiggins!"
Clem Pointer greeted the proprietor
of the White Front. "How's the rheum'tism
this evening?"
There was always something the
matter with Mr. Kiggins. He had
lived in Curryville for twenty years
and no one could remember when he
wasn't sick or growing worse. Mr.
Kiggins also had a great command of
words and an ability for describing
his symptoms that was amazing. You
could not talk to him five minutes
without believing that the poor
man would never live through the
night, but somehow he always managed
to get down to the White Front
on time and thriftily, year after year,
enlarge his stock of canned goods and
his full line of stationery.
"I'm the last person in the world to
talk about my complaints," he began,
"but I come mighty near passing over
Jordan last night. It was the rheum'tism
coming back in that shoulder
I wrenched eleven years ago this
summer. It come creepin' on me
steady-like, just as if it was weather
rheumatics, then it got to stabbing me
through the shoulder and side like as
if you took a rough rat-tail file and
jabbed it back and forth. Every time
a stab come I would jump till the
whole bed was shaking so I could
hardly stick on it. Finally I had to
get hold of the headboard or I
believe to Jerusalem it would 'a' pitched
me clean off on the floor. With one
hand steadyin' the head of the bed
I got up and begun walking up and
down the room singin' When We Meet
at the River to get my mind off my
shoulder when zunk! Seven thousand
rat-tail files began jabbing me
and pulling the flesh out in little
strings. I give just one yell. That
was all that was needed. I ain't
much of a yeller as a general rule but
when I really got something to yell
about I can do a pretty good job of it.
I never had more spirit for yelling
than I had that night and I put it all
into one blast. My folks come
tumblin' out as if there was something
after them Gerillda carryin'
a lamp but by that time I was cool
and collected and says, 'Go back to
bed it's all over. I come pretty near
goin' that time but my life has been
spared and we'll all go to church
to-morrow morning.'
"That won't happen again, though,
for I got something that is curin' me
up good and fast. You know how
near I have been to the river in the
last twenty years, but I ain't afraid of
it any more. It's Doctor Fordyce!"
"That old fake down at the New Palace
Hotel!"
"Doctor Fordyce ain't a fake,"
returned Mr. Kiggins quickly, weaving
nervous fingers through his ragged
beard. "He's from Kansas City and's
just puttin' up here because he likes
the people. We ought to be mighty
glad such a famous specialist would
consent to come to this town. He
showed me what the newspapers said
and they was all his friends.
"I went in just to see what he
would say, as I like to ketch 'em up,
and he give just one look at me
and says before I'd set down: 'You're
sufferin' from contusion of the
pneumogastric nerve. You're a sick man.'
No other doctor'd ever told me tha "
"The last pill pounder said it was
arthritis deformans," broke in Clem,
"and you paid him ten dollars for
two bottles of pills and inside of a
week you had a relapse."
Mr. Kiggins knotted his beard over
one finger nervously. "But he couldn't
tell what was the matter with me
just by lookin' at me the way Doctor
Fordyce did. People are driving
in in wagons for miles and miles to
see him. His office is full of crutches
of people that have been cured in other
cities, and he says he wishes he
didn't have to charge anything for the
medicine and that he believes his
mission in this world is to relieve pain
and suffering. He says the demand
for Doctor Fordyce's Herb Specific is
world wide and growin' every day. I
seen with my own eyes a letter from
Germany ordering twelve dozen bottles."
"Was it written in German?"
"Yes, but he pointed out where it
said '12 doz.' and showed me the postmark.
He says he likes Curryville so
well that he would like to build a fine
house and live here, and maybe if he
finds the right location he will build
a factory for manufacturing Doctor
Fordyce's Herb Specific that would
give employment to hundreds of people.
He says he would like the Bellows
Bottom to build a factory on
if he can get enough land. Are you
willing to sell your lots, Clem?"
Clem scratched a rough spot on the
brass nozzle with a thick thumb nail.
"I been holdin' them lots for some
little time for a raise, on account of
their location, but nothing ever seems
to come of it. Still, I don't like
that man. He's got a shifty eye
and a shifty eye ain't good
in horse or human and I heard
him make a remark about one of our
girls the other day, as she was passing
along the street, that I didn't like.
My policy is, get acquainted; you can't
tell how new sorghum's goin' to taste
till it's settled."
Mr. Kiggins turned to the door.
"Well, Clem, I must be goin'. If you
ever need any fixings for the fire house
don't forget the White Front, big
values and low prices."
Clem was dreaming of castles far
over the horizon of things, a million
miles from Curryville; dreams that
Mr. Kiggins, looking into Clem's plain
face, would never have guessed and
would never have understood. There
was no one in all Curryville to whom
he could tell his dreams, no one who
wouldn't laugh or advise him to take
Doctor Fordyce's Herb Specific. When
you have no one you can share your
dreams with the bitterness of the
world bites to the heart.
Another silhouette blackened the
square of light on the floor: the
shadow showed the figure of a boy;
only the shadow could never show the
turned-up nose, the thousand freckles
and the hair that forked like a current
at the ears, a wide tributary
flowing in front, and pale clay-colored
eddies swirling behind.
"Why, hello, Rencie. Ain't she
some wagon now? I've tightened up
the pumps so I think they'll throw
better. Takes an eternal lot of watching
to keep 'em up to the scratch."
"You know what Doctor Fordyce wanted
me to do?" Rencie bluntly
broke in with a fine disregard for the
subject. "Wanted me to play hypnotized
and let him do fancy stunts.
When he begun telling me I had
remarkable eyes and a fine mind I
smelled a rat. It makes me mad for
anybody to put their hand on my
shoulder and call me 'sonny.' They
always got something to sell. He
don't know I'm going to be a detective."
Clem nodded slowly and thoughtfully,
but whether it was in
confirmation of Rencie's ideas about Doctor
Fordyce or approval over the last
sentence it was hard to tell. "So
you're going to be a detective," said
Clem at last.
"Yes, I've decided sure. I've got a lot
of books I'm practising up now and
studying during spare hours. Every
time I see a detective's name in the
paper I cut it out and save it, and I
have the pictures of lots of crooks.
My favorite's Kansas Jimmy. I read
in a book about how a detective traced
a man to a house and found where
he had torn a letter all to pieces and
throwed it in the fireplace, so he
pieced it together and caught the robber
slick as a whistle. Pa threw one
away the other day. When I got it
pieced together had to wet the
kitchen table to make the pieces stick
it was about some company wanting
to give a handsome clock with a
dollar's worth of soap. Good practise,
though; you can never tell when a
fellow's going to need it."
"That's right," agreed Clem. "Our
best detectives begun early. I guess
they get good pay, too."
"As much as the president, I guess.
Do you know how detectives shoot,
Mr. Pointer?"
Clem plowed a stubby finger into
his straw hair in reflection.
"Can't say's I do, Rencie."
"Coming down!"
Clem's eyes opened in a wonderment
that Rencie thoroughly enjoyed, and
to a request for elucidation Rencie
took plenty of time, for that was a
secret of the craft that very few
knew.
"Shoot that knot-hole!"
Clem brought down his forefinger
at the gap in the wall and fired a couple
of shots with his crooked thumb.
"There, you brought it down from
above the firing-line. Quick as you
got it on a direct line you fired. If
you bring it up from underneath you
don't get such a good bead on it. All
the best detectives shoot that way. I
read it in a revolver advertisement.
Do you know how to take a pistol
away from a robber when he holds
you up? Suppose he draws a gun on
you like that what'd you do then?"
Clem's face drew into wrinkled
thought for a moment, while Rencie
stood keyed to a high pitch of excitement.
"Why, I dunno; I guess I'd grab his
hand," Clem hesitated. "Or maybe
I'd trip him."
"No," said Rencie with a touch of
scorn and at the same time with the
assurance of one thoroughly versed
in his subject. "Here, you be the robber.
Take this gun," picking up the
sawed end of a broom handle that
chocked the wheel of the fire cart,
"and as I come in the door flash it
on me."
Rencie stepped out the door and
Clem, weapon in hand, waited inside
for the luckless passer-by. In a
moment Rencie's freckled and flushed
face loomed in the doorway.
"Halt! hands up!" called Clem,
carefully bringing down the revolver from
above the firing-line.
Rencie advanced a quick step,
threw up his hand and knocked
Clem's right arm high. The revolver
rattled to the floor. Catching the
extended arm, Rencie turned Clem on a
pivot and with a half-hitch of his arm
over his own shoulder had the villain
crying for mercy.
"Oh, oh!" cried the highwayman,
"I give up. It's breaking my arm.
This robber business hasn't any
attractions for me."
Rencie released him and Clem
leaned against the wheel of the fire
cart in more than pretended weakness.
"A detective's got to know everything
that way," said the young sleuth
proudly. "I could break your arm
like a pipestem. Now supposing you
were a robber and came slipping up
behind me."
"No, sir, I'm going to stick to the
fireman business. Feels like you'd
pulled a string out of the back part
of my arm that I never knowed was
there before."
Rencie came over, sat down on the
tool-box and fell into deep thought,
the heel of his hand buried in his
cheek. "I'm goin' to specialize in
bank robbers," said Rencie, slowly
and thoughtfully. "They're the hardest
to catch, and more money in it,
too."
Clem nodded in sympathy. "My
ambition ain't along that line," said
Clem at last, baring more of his
heart than he would to any other
person in all Curryville, for often a boy
can understand when an older person
would only laugh. He spoke
hesitatingly, not as if choosing the right
word, but as if such a thing could not
be hurried. "I have always wanted
to do something big, be somebody.
Keep a train from being wrecked;
save somebody from drowning
something so they'd say I was a hero.
All my life I've wanted to but I've had
to drag along in just the same old
rut. No chance here and I know there
ain't, but I get a lot of satisfaction
day-dreaming about it. I guess that's
the reason I keep up this fire department.
If I'd tell anybody else in
Curryville but you, they'd laugh. You
can't ever be anything when people
have knowed you ever since you had
stone bruises. . . But sometime,
somehow, I'm going to be a hero. Go
ahead, Rencie, and be a detective and
if I can ever help you in any way I'll
sure do it."
Rencie nodded slowly and
understandingly. Strange companions were
these two; trusting each other with
their secrets and, what is even more
of a test of the communion of two
souls, sharing their dreams.
Rencie lifted his head and on his
cheek was the imprint of his hand.
He rose slowly to his feet, and
nodding a good night to Clem, was gone.
Clem had locked the door and was
turning away when he hesitated and
drew back. Strolling by was a girl
with the sweetest of faces, but at the
same time a shadow of sadness
somewhere on her features; it was difficult
to tell whether it grew in her eyes,
hung in the corners of her mouth or
was in her weighted step. She bowed
and up went Clem's hand and off
came his hat, clumsily, but with great
respect. He had met her several
times, but she had seemed so far
above him that he had been rather
abashed. She had been in Curryville
only a few months and had kept to
herself much of the time; so much,
indeed, that a mystery had grown up
around her. From whence she had
come no one knew; and less why.
"This is the first time I have seen
our fire house," said Miss Mary
Mendenhall sweetly.
"Would you like to go through it?"
She did not smile at the idea of
"going through it," though there was
only one room and everything could
be seen from the door.
"Yes."
After Clem had explained all the
mysteries of the place, talking with
the eager interest of a boy, they started
down the street toward the house
she had rented and which she was
keeping up with the aid of a servant.
To have a servant in Curryville was
enough to make anybody talked about,
let alone not knowing anything about
the person's past history. Before he
knew it Clem was talking about
himself, telling her intimate things, as
we often do to comparative strangers;
about his hope of being a hero some
day, somehow. It seemed the most
natural thing in the world to be
confiding in her. Suddenly he caught
himself:
"This ain't interesting to you. I never
told anybody else half that much. Tell
me about yourself."
Miss Mary Mendenhall shook her
head. "There isn't anything to tell.
I am alone and trying to be happy.
You know what hard work it is trying
to be happy by yourself."
"Why ain't you happy, Miss Mary?"
asked Clem, coming a trifle nearer
her edge of the walk.
She drew away the slightest little
bit. "I don't know," she sighed.
"Yes, I do know," she said, correcting
herself after her kind. "I wish I
could tell you I wonder if I can tell
you." She looked at him eagerly,
studying his honest blue eyes with the
fine wrinkles radiating from the corners.
The muscles in her lips took
life and she was on the point of speaking
when the figure of a man loomed
ahead of them. At sight of him her
lips drew into two hard lines and she
turned her head aside without speaking.
The man was tall, with the calm
conquering air of a traveling salesman.
Removing his hat, he bowed
sweepingly and beamed elaborately.
Had he not had such perfect control
of himself the beam would have been
a smirk. The man was Doctor Fordyce.
"It's a pleasure to meet two people
who look so happy on such a hot
evening." Innocently said, it contained
something that made the girl give
him a quick look and bring down her
lips tight against her teeth.
"I have been hoping I might meet
you again, Miss Mendenhall," continued
Doctor Fordyce.
The girl's lips moved as if to say
something, but the words did not
formulate themselves.
"If you will pardon me I'll hasten
on," said Miss Mendenhall, and started
down the walk. Doctor Fordyce moved
to join her, but Clem stepped
in in advance and walked with her to
her door. When he came back he
found Doctor Fordyce waiting for
him. The doctor was evidently trying
to ingratiate himself into Clem's
favor.
"Good evening again, Mr. Pointer.
Do you know, Mr. Pointer, I like your
town so well that I may settle down
here and become a taxpaying citizen
like yourself? The more I see of
Curryville the more I am impressed
with it and its citizens."
Tall, sleek and watchful, there was
about him a forced air of gaiety. He
waited a moment to see what effect
his words had on his hearer. He wore
a frock coat and in its tail he carried
a silk handkerchief. That alone
prejudiced Clem against him; no
possible good could come from a man
who wore a coat to his knees and
carried his handkerchief in its tail. When
he talked he crossed his arms over
his chest and tilted back and forth on
his heels, swinging so far from the
perpendicular that one trembled for
his safety and had an almost irresistible
impulse to catch him by the
shoulders and straighten him up
again.
"Yes, it's a right smart town,"
agreed Clem with true mid-western
civic pride. The quickest way to the
heart of a man west of the Mississippi
River is to say a good word for his
town. The people may quarrel among
themselves, but when a stranger
comes within their gates they are
shoulder to shoulder, swearing their
own city is the rose-bed of the national
flower garden. Doctor Fordyce
was civic wise.
"By the way, Mr. Pointer, would
you like to have a monkey? I have
one I've been experimenting with in
my research work and you may have
it. It's a cute little thing. Come on
in and see it." By this time they had
reached the New Palace Hotel, where
the doctor lived.
When he swung open the door to
his room a little marmoset ran behind
the curtains, bearing its tail aloft in
an outraged half-circle. When Doctor
Fordyce reached for it the queer
little thing brushed its face quickly as
if clearing its eyes, ran up the curtain
and swung on the pole. No sooner
had Doctor Fordyce mounted a chair
than it leaped to his shoulder and ran
down his back; he turned and finally
captured it in a corner.
In a few minutes it was quite
content in Clem's arms. Clem took off
his gold spectacles and laid them
aside so that the marmoset would not
seize them. Clem did not need glasses,
but his sister, Hulda, with whom he
lived, thought that he ought to wear
them, so he meekly gave in.
As Clem stroked the monkey's side and
pulled its fingers, his sunburned
face lighted with a fine smile.
Honesty and an almost childish simplicity
showed in every line of it. "Ain't
you a cute thing?" he crooned, giving
it a poke. "Land o' jumpin', but you
got tail to burn. Say, what makes
you scratch so is it fleas or just
pastime?"
Doctor Fordyce half sat in the window
studying Clem. His eyes winked
fast and he cleared his throat he
was preparing a question. "Oh, by
the way, Mr. Pointer, have you known
Miss Mendenhall long?"
"She has not lived here long,"
returned Clem simply. "Why?"
"I just wondered that was all." He
lowered his voice. "Has she ever said
anything about herself where she
came from and those things you understand?"
His face was expressionless, even
though smiling. Doctor Fordyce
chose his words carefully. He was too
skilled in psychology to say too much.
"No," answered Clem. "Not a
word."
With the marmoset buttoned under
his coat, Clem went hurrying down
the street, cut a corner and came into
his own back yard. The kitchen porch
was as methodically and carefully
arranged as an office: the washing-machine
with its wringer, the screws
carefully loosened so that the rubber
cylinders would not meet and flatten
during the six idle days, was backed
carefully into the corner; a broom
stood on its handle that the straws
might not flatten and on a nail in the
wall, carefully protected from the
weather-boarding by pale oilcloth so
that the drippings would not show,
hung a shining dishpan. Not a spot
or a speck could give evidence against
the mistress of this house.
Clem tugged at the white button on
the screen door. Here and there a
damp spot still splotched the freshly
mopped kitchen floor and the odor of
stove blacking still hung heavy on the
air.
"Hulda, Hulda," called Clem, "see
what I've got!"
"Be careful of your feet," came a
muffled voice from the pantry. "Don't
track everything up. I might know
you'd be gettin' back just as I got all
the work finished."
Clem paused in the doorway; on
her knees, her outer skirt folded up
and caught around her hips, a cake of
scouring soap in one hand and a
brush in the other, Hulda was making
a mirror of the pantry floor.
With Hulda cleanliness was more
than next to godliness, for who could
hope to be godly without first being
cleanly? A spot on the table-cloth
made her lose her appetite and a
speck on her Sunday alpaca made her
positively ill. Her proud boast was
that she was always prepared for
company; it made no difference how
unexpectedly they came she never had
to scurry over the house shutting
doors, tossing shoes into corners and
pushing things under the bed.
"I got a surprise for you, Hulda,"
keeping his coat pulled over the
marmoset.
"No, you ain't you're just as late
as ever. There ain't a woman in
Curryville that keeps her house in
half as good order as I do you can't
put your fingers on top of a single
door in this house and find dust and
you ain't here a minute more than
you have to be to enjoy it. Just this
day Mrs. Kiggins said to me, 'Miss
Pointer, you are the best housekeeper
I ever see in my life,' and what do I
get for it? Nothing. Three meals a
day and having to do the dishes
myself. Shut that screen before the
house's full of flies. Stand on the
edge of that zinc till the floor
dries. Now, what you got?"
"A a monkey, Hulda," said Clem
meekly.
"A monkey!" exclaimed Hulda,
coming to her feet with an audible
snap in her knees, and bracing a
hand on each hip. "A monkey!"
"Yes, Hulda. I thought it would be
company for you while I had to be
down-town."
"Company! A monkey company to
me! It takes two monkeys to be
company and, Clem Pointer, I ain't a
monkey. I hate 'em. I hate the
sight of 'em."
Clem mounted it on his arm; the
little thing wiped its face and turned
its head to one side as if cleverly
calculating, if it made a dash, how far
its freedom might extend. Then
suddenly it reached behind its ear and
scratched.
"Take it out, take the thing out,"
wailed Hulda. "They'll drop on the
floor."
Clem backed away.
"Don't get into that fly-paper, and
be careful of that lamp chimney.
Don't drop any of of them."
"That ain't what you think it is,"
pleaded Clem. "That's just a habit. I
looked it over carefully and it ain't
got anything. It would be so amusing
to have around on rainy days."
Hulda's arm shot out into a
commanding line, the finger straight at
the door.
Clem edged through it slowly.
Hulda put the back of her hand up to
her mouth in hesitation, started to
raise her voice, then checked herself.
Slowly an ellipsis of Clem's face cut
into the rectangle of the door, growing
until it was an eclipse, his nose
pressed against the screen.
"Well, put it in the wood-shed
then," said Hulda more kindly, and
turned back to her brush and soap.
"Much talk about the camp-meeting
to-day, Clem?" asked Hulda as
her brother came back, her voice softer.
"Yes, people are getting interested.
It'll be a big success this year. Can I
do anything to help, Hulda?"
"Yes, rub off the checker-board."
Up went Clem's hand to his nose.
"There, that's better! You might
help set the table if you want to right
bad."
Clem turned to his duties with
more willingness than skill and soon
the red cover was spread, the dishes
glistening on it.
"I guess we'd better fall to," Hulda
said, bringing out a plate of potato
cakes, crisp and brown. They ate in
silence until Hulda reached down at
her side where a pitcher of milk was
cooling in a pail of water, then resting
the pitcher on the edge of the
bucket until the last drip had splashed,
she poured Clem a second glass,
and without lifting her eyes asked:
"What are you going to call it?"
The way she held on to the last
word left no room for doubt as to
what was meant.
"Garibaldi."
"Why?"
Clem bent over his potato cake for
a minute, then answered more as if
thinking aloud than replying to a
question:
"He was a great man and and a
hero."
Clem finished and pushed back in
his chair. Hulda interpreted the action.
"Now you just stay home to-night
and be company for me. I guess
they can play checkers down to the
Owl one night without you. I can't
understand why you want to leave a
spick and span home and hang
around an old filthy drug store. Man
nature is beyond me!"
Clem turned back and silently helped
clear off the dishes. He drew down
the window shades, lighted the lamp
and opened his paper. After she had
dried the dishes Hulda drew her chair
to the other side of the round, white
marble-topped table, with a yellow
crack running through it, and took up
her Bible. She turned through it
until she came to a book-mark that
at first looked like a blur of red and
blue yarn but, held right side up,
spelled in fancy letters, "Love thy
Neighbor," and began puzzling over
where she had left off. With one
elbow on the table she read the Holy
Word, but after a time the Bible
began sinking lower and lower, stopping
suddenly and coming abruptly back
into place, but each time falling a
little below its former mark. Finally
it dropped into her lap, struggled
once or twice to rise and finally lay
there peacefully, her broad thumb in
the fold. Across the table, Clem's
head turned limply sidewise, the lines
in his neck drawn tight, his lips parting
to a low rhythmic intake. The
paper, slipping farther and farther
down his lap, at last worked over his
knees and fluttered to the floor.
Suddenly the sharp insistent ringing
of a bell broke over them.
Clem leaped to his feet. "It's a fire,"
he exclaimed.
A runner went clattering by on the
sidewalk.
Clem hurried after his hat; Hulda
opened the front door and stood in it
with the lamp held high, lighting his
way. "Don't catch cold, Clem," she
warned as he clicked the front gate,
"and don't do any heavy liftin'."
After his footsteps had died away
she came back and set the lamp over
the yellow crack. Then she got out
a pair of her brother's socks. "Like
as not he'll come back wet and'll want
to change," she said, turning up the
lamp and flattening the end of the
thread between her teeth.
(Continued next week.)