LAWYER JONES had reached his
home unusually early that after
noon. for he had found himself rather
under the weather preparing the
depositions and briefs in the famous case
his firm had acquired. He had taken
off all his outer clothing and had
wrapped himself in his bathrobe, while
waiting for his supper, in the calm
knowledge that his partner was on his
way to the county seat with all the
important papers
in his charge. He
determined to take
a day's rest while
waiting for the
telegram that
would announce
the verdict in their
favor, which would
mean that the fee
would provide an
automobile for
each of them if
they desired it.
"Supper's ready," his daughter called,
in the midst of his reflections.
"Br-r-r-ring," went the doorbell at
the same moment.
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"TELEGRAM, PAPA."
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"Telegram, papa," the daughter
announced in a moment. And Lawyer
Jones eagerly scanned the message.
"Get papers on my desk, Catch seven
o'clock train sure; forgot to bring
briefs and depositions. Smith," he
read.
"Holy beeswax." he shouted, and
before any of the family could learn what
was the matter he was hurrying into
his clothes and cursing under his
breath.
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"BACK SOME TIME TO-MORROW."
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"Be back sometime to-morrow or
next day," he shouted as he dashed
through the hall. "Smith's forgot the
important papers and I've got to go
down and take them to him."
"But what about your supper?" his
wife cried after him.
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ONTO THE BACK PLATFORM.
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He heard, but had no time to answer.
By the time he had reached the office
and had secured the coveted papers he
began to think
seriously about his
supper, but a
glance at his
watch warned him
that he had just
about time to catch
his train and that
was all. With his
bundle of documents
under his
arm he hurried to
the depot and was
fortunate in swinging
on to the back platform just
behind the brakeman.
As he sank into his seat he
congratulated himself on his luck in
getting good service on the telegram and
in catching his train, but the thought
of his empty stomach would not be
silenced and he called the porter to
ask if the train, stopped anywhere for
dinner.
"Most everybody had their dinner
before they got on," said the obliging
'4''recipient of a 25-cent tip, "and I don't
know of any place where you can get
a meal between here and Cameron.
There might be a place, boss, and if I
hears of any I'll let you know."
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THROUGH THE DOOR.
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Jones went into a reverie on an
empty stomach and finally dozed off to
sleep. When the porter shook him,
calling "Cameron," he jumped mechanically
from his seat and dashed
through the door to the dimly lighted
restaurant. The man behind the counter
was awfully slow about getting his
coffee and his sandwich, and although
the piece of ham he received between
the layers of the bun was not exactly
what he would naturally have received
without protest, he was hungry enough
to accept anything and he bolted it as
fast as he could. The coffee was very
hot and he had to go slow with it.
Perhaps it was the steam from the
coffee that blinded his sight, or maybe
it was the conversation between the
man in the white apron and the boss
to whether the conductor had paid
tor his meal, that took his attention
away from the train, for the first thing
he realized was that the train was pulling
out of the depot, and it wasn't
going very slow at that.
Without stopping to pay for what he
had Jones burst through the door and
tore after the train. The last car had
already passed the
platform and he
would never have
made it in the
world if it hadn't
been that a water
tank up the road
offered promise
that the engine
might stop for
supplies. Jones simply
had to catch
that train, for he
had left his
important papers on the seat, and if they
were not in court the next morning
the embarrassment to his firm would
be severe. So he ran as fast as he
could, although the train was leaving
him rapidly, in the hope that the
water tank would be his savior. And
his good fortune was with him, for the
engine soon began drinking eagerly
from the huge funnel and was just
through when he came within hollering
distance of the rear end of the
train. But shout as he would he
received no answer from the brakeman,
who villainously swung his lantern,
and the puffs of the engine betokened
an effort at starting again. With
fierce desperation Jones urged himself
forward and again reached the rear
hand railing just as the train was
getting into speed again. At the same
time he was almost hit in the head by
a white package that caught the breeze
after it left one of the open windows
of the car.
Utterly exhausted he sank into a
seat, and it was several minutes before
he could gather
breath enough to
go forward to his
old seat. The first
thing he looked
for was his bundle
of papers, and his
stomach became
very empty again
when he discovered
that the seat
was empty.
He looked quickly
about him, and the only other man
in the car was sound asleep in the
seat behind his. He called the
conductor and the brakeman and neither
of them had seen his precious
documents. Indeed, they doubted if he
had them with him when he got on
the train. The argument grew so
noisy and excited that the sleeping
passenger was aroused, and when he
saw Lawyer Jones he started as if he
had seen a visitor from the dead.
"Why, where that is what say, I
thought you got off at the last
station," he exclaimed, thoroughly and
suddenly awake.
"I did get off for a cup of coffee,"
said Jones, "but what's worrying me
is "
"Well, say," the passenger broke in,
"wasn't that your bundle on the seat
here in front of me?"
"That's what I'm making all this
fuss about." Jones returned. "I left
some very important
papers on the
seat here, and
when I came back
they were go "
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"THREW THEM OUT THE WINDOW."
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"Important
papers!" the passenger
seemed half
dazed. "By Jove!
that's too bad. I
thought it was a
bundle of small
laundry or
something of that sort.
When you didn't show up after the
train pulled out of the last station, I
was sure they belonged to you, and
fearing that you had got off there for
good, I just threw them out of the
window in the hope that some one
would find them and take them to
you."
It would be very pleasant if it were
possible to say at this time that the
unfortunate Lawyer Jones had by some
miraculous means found his valuable
papers in the courtroom when he
arrived there next morning, but alas,
such was not the case. He nearly
burned up the wires that night
telegraphing from every station as he
passed, and when he reached his destination
next morning he was just as
much in ignorance about his papers as
when he received the startling
information of their disposition by his
fellow passenger. When the judge had
listened to his story he readily granted
a continuance of the case until the
papers could be found, and the truth
is they haven't been found yet much
to the benefit of one or the other side
of the case. Kansas City Star.