THE GHOST DETECTIVE.
by Mark Lemon
(1809-1870)
Illustration by Edward Hughes (1832-1908)
"You take an interest in Christmas legends,
I believe?" said my friend Carraway, passing
the claret.
"Yes, I think they are as good as any
other," I replied.
"And have faith in ghosts?"
"Well, I must answer that question with an
equivocation. Yesno."
"Then if you care to listen, I can, I fancy,
remove your scepticism," said Carraway.
I professed my willingness to be converted,
provided I might smoke whilst my friend
talked, and the conditions being agreed to,
Carraway commenced:
"When I first came into the City now some
thirty years ago I formed an intimacy with
a young man in the wine trade, and we passed
most of our leisure time together. He was
much liked by his employers, whose principal
business was with publicans and
tavern-keepers, and after a time my friend became
their town-traveller a position of trust and
fair emolument. This advancement enabled
my friend, James Loxley, to carry out a
long-cherished desire, and that was to marry a fair
cousin to whom he had been attached from his
boyhood. The girl was one of those pretty
blondes that are so attractive to young fellows
with a turn for the sentimental, and a tendency
to sing about violet eyes and golden hair, and
all that. I was never given that way myself,
and I confess Loxley's cousin would not have
been the woman I should have chosen for a
wife, had I ever thought of taking to myself an
incumbrance. I had had a step-mother, and
she cured me of any matrimonial inclinations
which I might have had at one time. Well,
Loxley thought differently to me, and his
marriage with his cousin Martha Lovett was
settled, and I was appointed best man upon
the occasion.
"The bride certainly looked very pretty in
her plain white dress very pretty, though
somewhat paler than usual, and that perhaps
made me think more than ever that Martha
was not the wife my friend James should have
selected, knowing as I did that they would
only have his salary to live upon, and that
much would depend upon her to make his
means sufficient for decent comfort. However,
they were sincerely attached to each other, and
that, I was told, was worth one or two hundred
a-year, which I did not believe. Martha was
greatly agitated at the altar, and at one time I
thought she would have fainted before the
ceremony, as they call it, had finished. As it
was, she had a slight attack of hysteria in the
vestry, but the pew-opener told me that was
nothing unusual with brides, especially with
those who had been widows.
The wedding-breakfast was a quiet affair
nothing like the sacrificial feasts of the present
day and we were all merry enough until the
happy pair were to leave for their own home,
and then poor little Martha hung about her
mother's neck and sobbed much more than I
thought was complimentary to her new
husband but then I was not a fair judge of the
sex, having been worried all my life by a
step-mother.
"When Loxley and his wife were fairly
settled in their new home, I used frequently
to pop in for a game at cribbage or a chat with
my old friend, and a more loving couple I
never saw in my life. Not being by any
means rich, they had babies, of course, and in
less than three years there were two most
charming creatures when they didn't cry or
poke out their eyes with the tea-spoons, or
perform any other of those antics which are
the delight of parents, but can only be
designated as inflictions to unattached
spectators.
"I have thought it only fair to mention
these little matters; you will see wherefore
by-and-by.
"Loxley had invited me to take my Christmas dinner with him, and a pleasant day we
had! He was partial to keeping Christmas
with all the honours, and his little dining-room
it was his drawing-room also was
sprigged about with holly, even to the picture-frames.
He had only two oil paintings
portraits of his father and mother, both long
deceased, but the likenesses, he said, were so
good that he could always fancy his parents
were present.
"Well,
as I have mentioned, we passed a
happy day and night; Loxley had arranged
to go with me for a couple of days into the
country, on a visit to a good old uncle of mine,
as an atonement for keeping me away from the
family dinner.
"The
visit was paid; but I was rather annoyed
at the effort which Loxley evidently made to
appear entertained, and I thought he was
home-sick, or vexed that I had not invited his
wife to join us, as there were lady visitors at
my uncle's. Whatever was the cause of his
frequent abstractions, I could only regret it, as
I had given him such a good character for
cheerfulness and pleasant companionship, that
one of my cousins twitted me, with rural
delicacy, for having brought a thorough wet
blanket from London.
During our journey back to town Loxley
was silent and thoughtful, and I longed to ask
if anything troubled him. But we had passed
such a jovial Christmas-day together, that I
could not suppose he had any other anxiety
than what the restoration to the arms of his
Martha would remove. We parted, however,
without any explanation being asked or
volunteered.
"On the second day after our return, I was
astounded at receiving a message from Loxley to
come to him at the Mansion House. The officer
who brought the note told me that Loxley was
in custody, charged, he believed by his
employer, with no less an offence than
embezzlement.
"Such an accusation seemed at first, to me
who had known Loxley so long, so intimately,
preposterous impossible. As I walked to the
Mansion House a cold sweat seized me,
and, for a moment, I thought I should have
fallen, as the strange conduct of my friend
during the past two days came to my recollection.
Had he found his means too small for
his home requirements? Had he been tempted,
and yielded as good men had done before him?
No, no! a thousand times, no! if I knew
James Loxley rightly.
"He was standing at the prisoner's bar when
I reached the Mansion House, and I was not
permitted to speak to him. He saw me,
however, and knew his friend was with him.
The junior principal, who had recently joined
the firm of X. and Co. by-the-by, he had,
for some reason, never taken kindly to Loxley
was giving his evidence. He said: 'That
John Rogers, a customer of the house, had
caused a great deal of trouble with his overdue
account, and that it was thought he would
prove a defaulter. Mr. X. (the prosecutor)
had heard accidentally that Rogers had
received a large sum of money, and as Mr.
Loxley was away from business, Mr. X. had
called upon the debtor to demand payment of
his debt. Mr. X. was received with much
insolence by Rogers; and his conduct was
accounted for subsequently by the production
of Loxley's receipt for the money, dated the
24th of December. The man had paid £40, by
a cheque to Loxley, and no such amount was
credited in the books of X. and Co. Rogers
produced his banker's book, and the cheque,
with Loxley's signature on the back. It was
found, also, that a person, answering by
description to Loxley, had received two notes of
£20 each, one of which had been paid at the
Bank of England in gold early on the morning
after Christmas-day.
"This evidence was confirmed by John
Rogers, who had given the cheque; by the
banker's cashier, who had paid it; and by the
Bank of England clerk, who had given gold for
the note.
"Loxley was asked having received the
usual caution if he wished to say anything.
"He answered:
"'Yes; and he thought he had been hardly
used by his employers, that an explanation of
the matter had not been required from him by
them before he had been taken into custody
as a thief. He had also heard of Rogers's
accession to money; and having the interests
of his employers in view, went at once to the
man, and with great difficulty succeeded in
obtaining payment of the debt. He received
the cheque, but fearing that Rogers might
stop the payment of it at his banker's, he,
Loxley, cashed it immediately, placing the
notes he received, as he believed, in his
pocket-book. As it was Christmas-eve, he did not
return to X. and Co.'s, the house being closed,
but walked home with a friend he had met in
the banking-house when he received the money
for Rogers's cheque. On the morning of the
26th he had intended calling at X. and Co.'s
on his way to his appointment with me; but
finding he was late, he attached no consequence
to the omission, having a holiday. When he
was at his journey's end, and in his bedroom,
he was looking in his pocket-book for some
matter or the other, and for the first time missed,
the bank-notes he had received for the cheque.
He was completely perplexed, being certain
that he had placed the notes in the case, and
that he had never lost possession of them. He
had employed the morning of his return to
town in searching vainly, he knew all
conceivable places at home for the missing notes,
and of course without success. Before he could
go to X. and Co.'s offices he was taken into
custody.'
"'One of the notes was cashed at the Bank
of England early on the morning of the 26th,
was it not?' asked the Lord Mayor.
"The Bank clerk who cashed the note said
'Yes, it appeared so, but he could not remember
exactly whether it was presented by a man
or a woman. He thought it was not paid to
the prisoner.'
"'But it was paid, and in gold,' said
the Lord Mayor. 'The embezzlement of
employers' money is one of the gravest offences
against the law, and must be severely punished
and put a stop to. The statement of the
prisoner is very plausible very feasible, perhaps
I should say but I cannot feel it my duty to
decide upon its truth or falsehood. He must
be committed for trial.'
"Loxley bowed his head and remained
immovable, until a shriek in the passage of the
court reached him, and he started as from a
dream. He instantly looked to where I had
been standing, and I understood his meaning.
He was right. He had recognised the voice of
his wife, who, having heard where they had
taken her husband, had followed after. I
found her as I had seen her on her wedding-day
hysterical, but the attack was very
violent; it was with great difficulty I conveyed
her to her mother's, and thence to her own
home.
"I said all I could to comfort her. I told
told her my own conviction of Loxley's
innocence, my full belief in the explanation which
he had given, and the certainty of his speedy
liberation. But I spoke to a stricken
woman, to a distracted wife, a half-mad
mother. She sat for some time with her
children in her lap, rocking to and fro, and
sobbing as though her heart would burst. She
cried to me to succour her husband, to bring
him home; if not for her sake, for her innocent
children. She would not let her mother
speak, but continued to appeal to me, until
yes, I own it until I fairly broke down and
could not answer her. And all this while the
green holly garnishing the room, and the faces
of the father and mother looking on placidly
from the walls."
The recollection of the painful scene he had
been describing made Carraway silent for a
time, and I remarked that he had the satisfaction
of knowing he had done his duty to his
friend, whether he proved guilty or innocent.
"Yes," continued Carraway, "I had that
satisfaction, though I did not desire to blow
my own trumpet in what I have said. Well,
when the elder X., who had been away from
town, heard of the matter, he was inclined to
believe Loxley's statement, and blamed his
son for his precipitancy. The matter,
however, was beyond his control now, and the law
had to vindicate its supremacy.
"The trial came on, and the gentleman
whose professional business it was to prove
Loxley guilty necessarily did all that was
possible to show the weakness of the defence.
He asked why Loxley had not instantly
returned to town when he had discovered the
loss of the notes? Why had he not written to
his employers? Why had he not mentioned
his loss to me, the friend whom he had called
to speak to his character? No satisfactory
answer could be given for such omissions.
What had become of the other note? If a
dishonest person had found the notes
supposing them to have been lost would they
not have changed both of them for gold? The
most favourable construction which could be
placed upon the case was the supposition that
the prisoner had need of twenty pounds, and
had taken his employers' money, intending,
very likely, to replace it. That was no
uncommon case. The pressure of what seemed
to be only a temporary difficulty, had often
led well-meaning men into such unpardonable
breaches of trust. And now, having placed
the case as fairly as he could before the jury,
his duty was done, and it rested with the
twelve intelligent men in the box to pronounce
their verdict.
"'Embezzlement,' the judge said, very
properly, 'was a serious crime, and must be
repressed by the punishment of offenders. The
jury had heard the prosecutors' statement,
proved by highly-respectable witnesses; and
the prisoner's defence unsupported by any
corroborative evidence. The jury had to judge
between them.'
"Without leaving their box the jury, after
a brief consultation, pronounced a verdict of
'Guilty,' and my friend my dear friend.
James Loxley was sentenced to transportation.
"This terrible sentence was almost fatal to
Mrs. Loxley. Her delicate constitution would
have given way under her excess of grief had
not well, had not I set before her the duty
she owed to her children, who had a right to
a share in her affection. Poor thing! she
struggled bravely to overcome her great
sorrow, but I doubt much if she would have
succeeded but for what I am now about to relate
to you. Stay I must mention one or two
matters before I tell you that portion of my
story.
"The Loxleys occupied only part of the
house in which they lived. They had their own
furniture, but the landlady of the house
provided servants, excepting a little girl who
acted as nurse.
"The general servant who waited upon the
Loxleys, was one of those patient drudges often
found in lodging-houses. Her name was
Susan, but Loxley had given her the sobriquet
of 'Dormouse,' as she was a drowsy,
stupid perhaps sullen is the better word
girl, who moved about more like a piece of
machinery than a living being. She never
showed any feeling, either of displeasure or
gratification, excepting in her strong attachment
to Loxley's children. That arose,
perhaps, from her womanly instinct. But when
Mrs. Loxley's great trouble came, when the
girl had come to understand what had befallen
Mr. Loxley, and that misery and ruin had
overtaken them and their children, Susan's
whole nature appeared to undergo a change.
She seemed to watch every want, every movement
of Mrs. Loxley. More than once she
was found sitting on the stairs near Mrs.
Loxley's door, when that poor lady was in her
paroxysms of grief, as though desirous to lend
what aid she could in subduing them. I was
so struck by the devotion and sympathy of this
poor, stupid creature, that I could not help
noticing her, and on one occasion offered her
money. She refused to take it.
"'No, thankāee, sir,' she said; 'that's not
what I want; but I should like to be of use
to poor missus, if I could, sir.'
"I told her she had been of great use, great
comfort to Mrs. Loxley, who had seen, as I
had, how much she felt for her misfortunes.
"'Yes, sir, that's true enough. And what
will they do to Mr. Loxley, sir?' she asked.
"'He will have to suffer a great deal, Susan
great misery; but neither you nor I can
help him.'
"The girl burst into tears, and cried so
bitterly, that Mrs. Loxley overheard her, and
I have no doubt questioned her when I was
gone.
"Mrs. Loxley's mother was staying with
her, the elder Mr. X. having insisted upon
making a temporary provision for the unhappy
wife of the man he still believed innocent I
say, Mrs. Loxley's mother was staying with
her daughter. She had gone to bed in an
adjoining room, as Mrs. Loxley frequently
begged to be allowed to sit alone, as she found
it difficult to sleep. I have reason to believe
that after her mother had gone to rest, Mrs.
Loxley had an interview with Susan; but, for
reasons which will appear, I never questioned
her on that point. It was past midnight,
according to Mrs. Loxley's statement, when,
sitting with her head resting on her hands, she
saw the door of her room open, and her
husband enter; saw him as plainly and like
himself as she had ever seen him. She rose up;
but the figure motioned her to remain where
she was. She complied; now conscious that
it was not her husband in the flesh upon which
she looked. The figure sat down in his
accustomed place, and then appeared to gaze
steadfastly on the portrait of his father, still
ornamented with the faded holly twigs which
had been placed there at Christmas time. This
continued for some minutes. The figure then
rose up, and looking towards Mrs. Loxley
with a most loving expression on its face,
walked from the room, opening and closing the
door after it.
"Mrs. Loxley tried to follow, but could not.
She was not asleep; she had not been even
dozing; she was sure of that; but had seen
with her waking senses, the apparition of her
husband then lying in Newgate prison.
"What followed seemed equally inexplicable,
to me who had more than once witnessed her
tendency to hysteria and fainting. She said
she had felt no alarm at what she had seen.
She was stupefied for a few moments, but not
alarmed. She went to her mother; but finding
her quietly sleeping, Mrs. Loxley lay down
beside her without disturbing her. In the
morning she narrated to her mother what she
had witnessed during the past night, and
subsequently repeated her story word for word,
her mother said to me, in the presence of her
landlady and the maid Susan.
"The effect upon the poor, dull-witted
servant was very remarkable. She fixed her eyes
on the portrait which had attracted the notice
of the apparition, as though she were fascinated
by it. She then asked Mrs. Loxley,
with a voice and look of terror, 'Did you speak
to the ghost, missus?' and when Mrs. Loxley
replied 'No,' Susan inquired, 'And didn't the
ghost speak to you?'
"Mrs. Loxley answered that she had told
all that had occurred, adding nothing, keeping
back nothing; and this assurance seemed to
have a consolatory effect upon the girl, who
then busied herself with her work. I had
made inquiries at the prison, as Mrs. Loxley
forboded illness or death to her husband,
and learned that my unfortunate friend was
in health, and had become more resigned to
the cruel future which awaited him. Mrs.
Loxley appeared to be satisfied with this
account of her husband.
"The night which succeeded, Mrs. Loxley
proposed to pass in the same manner; but her
mother insisted upon remaining with her, and
that night no apparition came.
"Mrs. Loxley was disappointed, and attributed
the absence of the spirit to the
presence of her mother, and it was now her turn
to insist. Mrs. Lovett went to her room,
having promised to go to bed, and not seek
to watch or return to her daughter. It was
impossible, however, for the old lady to sleep,
and she listened to every sound in the street,
and to those unaccountable sounds which we
have all heard in our lonely rooms.
"It was again past midnight, and Mrs.
Loxley had, she admitted, worked herself into
a high state of expectancy, when, without the
opening of the door, the figure of her husband
stood in the room. Again it regarded her
most tenderly for a few seconds, and then fixed
its gaze on the portrait of Loxley's father. It
had not seated itself, as on the former visitation,
but stood, with its hands folded, as
though in supplication. It then turned its
face to Mrs. Loxley, and opened its arms, as
if inviting her to its embrace. Without a
moment's hesitation she rose, and almost rushed
to the bosom of the shadow. But the
impalpable figure offering no resistance, she
dashed herself against the panelling of the
room, and the withered holly sprigs in the
frame of the picture above her fell rustling to
the ground. The shade was gone! Mrs.
Lovett, hearing the noise against the panel
and the scratching of the falling holly,
immediately went to her daughter. Mrs. Loxley
had not borne the second visitation so bravely
as she had done the former one, and it was
necessary to call for assistance, as a violent
attack of hysteria succeeded the vision.
"The 'Dormouse,' usually most difficult to
arouse, was the first to hear the calling of
Mrs. Lovett, and to go to her assistance.
"'Has she seen it again?' asked Susan,
almost directly she had entered.
"'Yes.'
"'And did he speak to her this time,
missus?' asked Susan. Mrs. Lovett could not
satisfy the girl's curiosity, but when Mrs.
Loxley revived sufficiently to tell what she
had seen, Susan repeated her inquiries, and
appeared to be relieved when she heard that
the ghost had been silent.
"I was sent for early in the morning, and
having despatched what pressing business
matters I had, I went to Mrs. Loxley. She
was, as before, perfectly circumstantial in her
account of what she had seen, not varying in
the least from her first statement; and she
and her mother believed that she had seen with
her corporeal eyes the spirit of her living
husband. I could not bring myself quite to this
conclusion. I therefore suggested that it was
possibly the association of the portrait with
her husband, acting upon her over-taxed
brain, that had conjured up these shadows.
Mrs. Loxley admitted the possibility of such a
solution, and readily acceded to my proposal
to take down the portrait which had attracted,
as it seemed, the attention of the figure, and
then to abide the result of another night, if
Mrs. Loxley felt equal to courting the return
of the vision.
"I rang the bell for the maid, and requested
her to bring the steps.
"'What for?' she asked quickly.
"'To take down one of the pictures,' I
replied.
"'There ain't no steps,' she said, firmly.
"I could have sworn I had seen a pair in
the passage as I entered, but I might have
been mistaken, and I did not press the request.
The picture was easily removed by my standing
on a chair.
"As I turned to place the picture on the
floor, I was perfectly thunderstruck to see the
change which had come over Susan. She
stood transfixed as it were, her mouth and eyes
distended to the full, her hands stretched out,
as though she were looking upon the ghost
which had disturbed us all.
"'What is the matter with the girl?' I
exclaimed, and all eyes were directed to her.
"Susan fell upon her knees and hid her face
almost on the ground, and screamed out, 'I'm
guilty, missus! I'm found out! I knowed why
the ghost come! I'm guilty!'
"We were all astounded! After a few
moments, as I stood on the chair with the face
of the portrait towards me, Mrs. Loxley uttered
a shrill cry, and rushed to the picture. From
the inside of the frame to which the canvas
was attached she took out a note for 20L. the
note which had formed part of the forty which
Loxley had received and had lost so
mysteriously!
"There was no doubt who had been the
thief. Susan had already confessed herself
guilty, and I did not hesitate to obtain what
other confession I could from her. It seemed
that Loxley had been mistaken in supposing
he had placed the notes in his pocket-book.
Owing to his surprise at meeting the friend he
had spoken to at the banker's, he had placed
the notes in his trousers-pocket, and the
force of habit had induced him to think he had
otherwise disposed of them. These notes, so
carelessly placed, he had drawn forth with his
hand whilst ascending his own stairs, and
Susan had found them. The half-witted creature
showed her prize to an old man employed
to clean the shoes and knives, and he
counselled the changing of one of the notes, with
what success we know. Susan received none of
the money, as the older scoundrel declared
himself a partner in the waif, and told Susan
she might keep the other note. But what
Susan saw and heard subsequently had so
terrified her and filled her with remorse, that
she dared not dispose of her ill-gotten money,
but, strangely enough, concealed it behind the
portrait of Loxley's father.
"My friend, by the exertions of X. sen., was
soon liberated, and by the honourable conduct
of the same gentleman, who did all he could
to repair the wrong unwittingly done to Loxley,
an excellent appointment was found in
Australia. There James and Martha and their
progeny are now, and thriving, I am glad to
say.
"I'll trouble you for the claret," added
Carraway. "And now do you believe in
ghosts?"
"I must make the answer I did before," I
replied. "Yesno. I think the apparition
was provoked by the cause you at first
suggested namely, the association of Loxley with
his father's portrait and Mrs. Loxley's
overtaxed brain. You have heard, no doubt, of the
well-known case of M. Nicolai, the Berlin
banker, who, according to his own account,
having experienced several unpleasant
circumstances, saw phantasms of the living and the
dead by dozens, and was yet convinced they
were not ghosts. Mrs. Loxley might also
have been dreaming, without being aware of
it, as others have done; and it is rather against
the ghost if he appeared only to discover the
lost note that he came not when Mrs. Lovett
was present."
"But the note was found behind the portrait
at which the ghost looked so earnestly. How
can you account for that?" asked Carraway.
"Well, I am so much a doubter of spiritual
manifestation that I can satisfy myself, though
not you, perhaps, on that particular. Suppose
this stupid Dormouse had taken it into her silly
head that Mr. Loxley's ghost had come for Mr.
Loxley's money, and under that impression
had placed the note behind the picture after
she had heard Mrs. Loxley's account of the
first visitation, in order to get rid of the
money which the ghost wanted?"
"I don't believe that!" said Carraway. "I
believe it was a real, actual ghost."
"I don't," I replied; "and so we end as we
began. I'll thank you for the cigars."
MARK LEMON.
(THE END)