A FELINE HIGHWAYMAN.
by Frank Lillie Pollock
(1876-1957)
In the summer of 1892 I was wheeling
through that part of Ontario which lies
immediately south of the Georgian Bay.
It was on this tour that I was "held up"
for the only time in all my 'cycling
experience.
The weather had been tropical for the
last few days, and, as the roads were fairly
good, I was accustomed to devote most
of the day to the arduous duty of keeping
cool, riding from 5 a.m. to 9, and from 6
to 10 in the evening. But on this particular
evening I was especially anxious to
reach the next town in my route, and
half-past 10 found me on the road, my
lantern glaring in front, and throwing a
stream of light on the road a few feet
before me, through which stones and
clods rushed like the objects in a
magic-lantern slide. The night was dark and
perfectly still, and I was making good
time, when, on slowing up to round a
corner, I espied a pair of pale-green orbs
following me along the fence.
I naturally supposed it to be some
farmhouse tabby on a nocturnal excursion,
and, seized with the idea of giving her a
fright, I detached the lantern from the
bracket and flashed it full on the eyes.
To my unspeakable amazement, no cat
stood revealed, but a large, greyish
animal, whose tasseled ears and generally
ferocious make-up proclaimed it a
Canadian lynx. When the light struck it, it
was so much astonished that it tumbled
miscellaneously off the fence (not on my
side) and disappeared from view. The
idea then occurred to me that I should be
getting on, and I remounted and continued
my journey.
I was not exactly frightened, but I was
considerably astonished. I had no
weapons more formidable than a pocket-knife
and a bicycle wrench, experience having
taught me the superior value of a peach
policy. But I knew that lynxes seldom
attacked man, and I hoped that he would
be sufficiently startled to give up the
pursuit, if he was pursuing me, and not
merely engaged on private business. Nevertheless,
I put on my best speed.
In the course of a mile I came to a hill
of uncomfortable steepness, and, on
dismounting to walk up, and looking around
I again beheld the greenish-yellow eyes.
Again I flashed the lantern, and the
animal halted. I kept the light turned on it
till I reached the top of the hill, and there
put my best foot (or, rather, pedal) foremost,
only, on looking back, to see the
eyes of the great cat.
For a mile did that horrible beast pursue
me, following my best pace with
apparent ease, and keeping about twenty
yards behind. But at last, to my infinite
delight, on looking back, the eyes had
disappeared, and I rode for a mile and a
half without again seeing them.
I was now within two miles of my
destination, and, arriving at the top of a
long, gradual descent, I resolved to
indulge in a coast. Accordingly, I placed
my feet on the coasters, and, keeping a
hand on the brake, started off. The hill
proved a little steeper than I had anticipated,
and I was unable to check the
speed by means of the brake. However, I
had almost reached the bottom of the hill
when, horrors! in the light of the lantern
ten feet ahead, sat the lynx, in the very
centre of the road. It was too late to
stop. I dashed past the animal, and, as
I passed, evidently imagining man and
wheel to be some fabulous monster about
to attack him, he sprang with
a snarl upon the front wheel.
Of course he was immediately thrown
off; but the shock was too much for me.
I executed a frenzied wabble, and then
had to spring to avoid a tumble. I wheeled
as I did so to face my assailant, and
turned the bicycle to let the light on
him. There he stood in the road, evidently
disconcerted by his failure, growling
savagely, and every hair standing on end.
He flinched a little but held his ground
as the light flashed on him; and there we
stood for several minutes, he resolved to
hold his ground, and I not daring to turn
and re-mount lest he should spring upon
my back. Thus we stood glaring at one
another. I turned up the lamp to have
more light on the subject, and as I did
so a sudden idea struck me. I rummaged
my pockets, and, to my great joy,
discovered a cylindrical object, which proved
to be a large cannon cracker. I had been
amusing myself the day before with it, in
a manner which, if somewhat puerile, is
always delightful to me, and my disturber
was to assist in the conclusion.
Opening the side of the lantern, I lighted
the fuse, and, tossing it high in the
air, it fell unobserved, but, alas! too far
beyond the animal. But, on my advancing
a few feet, the lynx retreated, till he
stood directly over the cracker. I was in
terror lest he should smell the burning
fuse, and to create a diversion flashed the
light rapidly across his eyes, a
performance which he greeted with loud
growlings. The time seemed interminable
till the fuse should be burned through,
and I found myself in a state of nervous
excitement awaiting the climax.
At last, at a moment when I least expected it, there was a loud explosion
under the belly of the cat, and a bright flash
of flame.
You should have heard the yell that lynx
gave! He sprang fully four feet in the
air, eyes wide open and paws outstretched;
then with a couple of tremendous
bounds cleared the fence and dashed
across the fields, emitting the most
terrific yawlings. I could hear him for a
long distance
When the sounds at length died away I
re-mounted my wheel, much impressed
with the superiority of man over the
beasts of the field, and bubbling with
laughter at the discomfiture of my
amateur highwayman.
I reached my destination in safety, and
the next morning told my adventure
which was listened to with great amusement.
In return I was informed that
lynxes were not uncommon, but that this
one had often been known to follow a
belated farmer's waggon for a mile or two,
and been dubbed "Old Jeremiah." It
had often been shot at but never killed,
and as no particular fear was felt of it it
was usually unmolested.
I may add that, on passing through the
same place last summer, I was informed
that "Old Jeremiah" had neither been
seen nor heard of since the night of my
adventure.
FRANK POLLOCK
St. Mary's, Aug. 6.