The
AFFAIR of the BLUE SCARAB
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By W. A. SHRYER
(1876-1918)
THE cold, dismal November day
was coming to a rapid close.
There had been no sun since early
morning, and the lowering promise of
a real storm intensified and became a
reality as the clocks of Detroit pointed
to the hour of five.
From a cold, cutting rain the change
to sleet and then to snow was rapid,
and for an hour this uncomfortable
downfall silently covered the walks and
hedges of the residence district. The
shrubbery drooped forlornly, and the
more sturdy of the late flowers gradually
gave up the ghost.
Pedestrians hurrying to the cross-street
homes of North Woodward saw
little of beauty in the snow, but dodged
the skidding procession of motor cars
with increased wariness, and shivered in
their unpreparedness.
A northbound Woodward Street car
slid to a tardy stop at Burlingame
Avenue, and two girls hurried to alight.
Waiting but a second for a break in
the honking line of speeding machines,
they ran, slipping and out of breath,
westward toward the middle of the
block. At No. 65 the taller of the two
turned into the automobile drive at the
side, her companion continuing to the
back entrance of the house next door.
As the young woman belonging to
No. 65 ran to her back door she shivered
with the biting cold, and seemed
rather startled at the somewhat forbidding aspect of the house. Not a light
glowed at a single window, the wind
made disconsolate noises, and the
snowy bushes cast disconcerting shadows
in the twilight that was fast deepening
outside.
With a scarcely perceptible show of
hesitation the girl unlocked the back
door, which she left open until a flood
of light burst over the kitchen. She
then closed the door, lit the gas under
a teapot on the gas range, stepped
briskly into the dining room, and
turned on the light there.
For a moment she stood in the
lighted room as though listening for
some sound from the long, dark hall
that ran to the front door. With her
hand to her mouth, she then walked
slowly and with a show of dogged
resolution to the front of the house, and
pushed the switch controlling the cluster
of lights between the two large
rooms giving off the front hall. The
burst of light partially illuminated both
of these side rooms, and as she turned
to the right she faced the library. What
she saw there blanched her face with
terror.
"Oh, my God!" she moaned, slumping
to the floor in a heap. As she half
sat, half lay, on the floor she faced the
object of her horror. It was the body
of a man. Seated in an elaborate teakwood
chair, he faced the door, veering
unnaturally to the left, his chin on his
breast and his legs sprawled awkwardly
to their full length. The chair was
back to a beautiful, claw-footed rosewood
table.
The girl dragged herself to her feet,
furtively wiping her dry lips with the
back of her hand. She skirted the
chair to the side of the table, and,
reaching over the end, felt the back
of the man's neck with the first two
fingers of her hand. "Ugh!" she
panted, and, turning with a run, raced
for the front door and out of it without
a backward look.
With breathless haste she ran to the
back door of No. 67, rattled the knob,
and half fell into the kitchen, where
her companion of fifteen minutes ago
was busily engaged in the preparations
of the evening meal.
"Ellen! Oh, Ellen!" sobbed the
intruder. "Call your master to come
quick. Something dreadful has
happened to Mr. Allen."
"All right, Georgia," gasped the
astonished Ellen. "I'll go and get him
right away. Whatever's the matter?
You look like as if you had seen a
ghost —"
But Georgia broke in:
"Oh, don't stop to gab; just get him,
and get him quick."
"Here, drink this, anyway," protested
Ellen, handing the terror-stricken girl
a glass of water. "I'll fetch Mr. Simms
right away."
In less than a minute she returned,
half pushing, half pulling, a protesting
little old man of at least sixty years.
His bright, keen little eyes peered
querulously over the tops of a large pair
of old-fashioned steel-rimmed glasses.
With one hand he tugged to extricate
a large silk handkerchief from the
pocket of an absurdly long alpaca coat,
and with the other scratched the back
of his shiny bald head.
"What's this? What's this?" he
asked. "Can't I have a minute's peace
even in my own house? Well, miss,
speak up, speak up. If anything's the
matter with your precious Mr. Allen,
remember I'm no doctor, I'm no doctor."
"Oh, Mr. Simms," begged the girl
from next door, "I'm afraid it's too late
for a doctor. And I'm afraid to go
back alone. I can't go back alone I
can't, I can't."
Soothingly, he replied:
"There, there, my girl, no hysterics,
please; I'll go over and see your
precious Mr. Allen. Infernally inconvenient,
but no more hysterics, mind that
now," and with a grunt of disdain the
wiry Mr. Simms padded out of the back
door and across the yard, followed by
his own servant, more terrified by the
weeping of her friend than by anything
she expected to find next door.
The three entered the brightly lighted
front hall.
"Well, well, miss," complained Mr.
Simms. "Why in Heaven's name don't
you shut that door? Think I'm 'What's
his name,' defying the elements?
Where's your master now? If I've got
to see him, let's get it over with."
"Oh, he's in there," she pointed. "I
can't go in, I can't, I can't."
"Well, well, well!" grunted Mr.
Simms. "You women aren't mostly
so backward. Well, well, well, what's
this? What's this?"
Mr. Simms had entered and turned
on the light in the library. In a
moment his fidgety manner dropped from
him. He glanced around with a
comprehensive and studied curiosity,
apparently concentrating his attention on
everything else before stepping to the
side of the man in the chair. He lifted
the hanging right arm of the body. It
dropped back inertly.
"Ellen," he directed crisply, "get that
girl into the kitchen. Then ring up
Doctor Broad and tell him I want to
speak to him. And be quick about it,
please."
As the panic-stricken Ellen hastened
to obey her master he dropped on his
knees beside the body and squinted
carefully at the object he found on the
floor beside the chair. It was a
pearl-handled revolver. The nimble Mr.
Simms noted its position with reference
to the chair and to the dangling
hand, but carefully refrained from
touching it. He arose, dusted his knees
with meticulous care, and slowly
walked around the four long walls of
the room.
As Mr. Simms circled the library he
expressed alternate contempt and ecstasy at the objects engaging his
interested scrutiny.
"Hum, fine taste in books, I must
say 'Arabian Nights,' unexpurgated;
Boccaccio, Queen of Navarre, Daudet,
Rabelais faugh! Hum, some better
Landor, Lamb, Spencer, Tyndall,
Ruskin, Darwin, Malthus. Bah!
Voltaire, Swift, Ingersoll. My word!
Maspero, Budge, Petrie, Wiedemann,
De Morgan. Well, well!"
"Doctor Broad is on the wire, Mr.
Simms," Ellen called from the doorway,
interrupting the old gentleman
just as growing interest prompted an
invasion of the bulging mahogany
bookcases.
"Ah, yes; thank you, Ellen," the old
gentleman sighed as he stepped to the
phone in the hall. "That you, Broad?
This is Simms hum yes, Josiah
Simms, No. 67 Burlingame. Want you
to come right over to No. 65 Burlingame.
What say to see me? Lord,
no; I've no use for you fellows. What
say sign my death certificate yet?
Hum, dare say. That's all you're good
for. That's what I want of you now.
Dead man here. What say? How
should I know? That's what I want
you to tell me. Hurry now; remember
the number, sixty-five, Holbrook
Allen's house. Yes. Good-by."
As Mr. Simms stepped from the
phone he paused in the doorway of the
library and again carefully inspected
everything in it. It was a very low
room and a trifle narrow for its length.
This lack of proportion was accentuated
by the massive bookcases that lined
the north and south walls from end to
end. There must have been at least
five thousand volumes, nearly all in
expensive editions. Three very large
and very magnificent Oriental rugs
covered the floor. Their value Mr. Simms
tentatively appraised at four thousand
dollars apiece. Between the two large
windows on the east stood a mahogany
buffet. It was stocked with wines,
cordials, and liquors, and a box of
cigars on top presented a name
unfamiliar to Mr. Simms, but that was
because the limit of his indulgence was
two fer a quarter, while these choice
Havanas cost fifty cents straight in any
quantity. Three large, sleepy-hollow
chairs stood invitingly close to the
buffet. Behind each stood an adjustable
reading light. Against the west
wall on one side of the door stood a
long, deep, and luxurious couch, with
a reading lamp at each end. On the
other side of the door was a large glass
case. After scrutinizing the room
thoroughly for the second time, Mr. Simms
gave his undivided attention to this
case.
Whatever feelings of contempt the
luxurious furniture may have aroused
in the breast of Mr. Simms, the
contents of the cabinet quickly dispelled.
It was filled with Assyrian and Egyptian
antiquities, which instantly aroused
both his wonder and delight. There
were cuneiform tablets from Nineveh
and Babylon priceless seals and
intaglios from the Nile and Euphrates
Valleys. Three shelves of such perfect
and rare scarabs as Mr. Simms had
never seen even in the museums of
Cairo, London, or the Louvre. Tear
bottles of the most dazzling iridescence
from Greece and Syria, together with
a collection of Egyptian jewelry and
images arousing in the old man a spirit
of envy that no one but a collector could
possibly understand.
With a sigh he tore himself from the
contemplation of a sight that made him
all but forget the cause of his presence
here. He nervously wiped his shining
bald head with his big silk handkerchief,
and with a reluctant look behind
him stepped to the table. It was a
massive affair, almost seven feet long. It
was clearly an antique, and by peering
behind the chair in which the body of
the dead man sat Mr. Simms saw a
monogrammed "N." "Um," he mused,
"I thought so. A genuine Napoleon I.
Must have cost a pretty penny."
From the desk he walked to the north
wall and examined in turn every
picture on that, and then those on the
opposite wall. There were eight four
on each side all large, mounted
photographs.
As he examined each one he
commented aloud, moved it from its place
on its chain hanger, looked at the back,
and carefully replaced it.
"Um, Bacchus, Baalbek, Temple of
Nike, Acropolis, Temple of Athenæ,
Pestum, Dier el Bahari um
Rameses the Great from Luxor Temple, the
Taj Mahal, the Sacred Lake, Karnak,
the Ming Tombs. Decided Oriental
flavor. Must look at that Taj Mahal
again," murmured the old man, who
carefully examined for the second time
the picture that hung nearest the west.
He stepped onto the soft couch, which
brought his eyes on a level with the
picture. He again moved it from the
wall, peering at its back, the wall, and
the molding from which the picture
was suspended. He then stepped to
the floor, closely examined the top of
the bookcase below the picture, and
grunted to himself several times.
Finished with his scrutiny, but
apparently
unsatisfied with it, he walked
slowly to the chair facing the heavy
desk, pulled it slightly toward him, and
started to seat himself.
"Scat, you brutes!' he cried as, with
a lunge, he slapped at the chair seat with
his handkerchief. With spitting yowls
two beautiful Persian cats sprang to
the floor and disappeared rapidly into
the hall. One was a large "Smoke,"
and the other a "Brown Tabby," but
their beauty and very evident breeding
were lost on the perturbed Mr.
Simms. Carefully feeling on the seat
for still another which he seemed to
expect, he gingerly seated himself and
gazed steadily at the back of the dead
man's head.
"Pretty thin on top for forty, seems
to me," he mused. "Regular lady's
hair, too, in its heyday. Skin's pretty
pasty. Wine, women and song, I
reckon."
With a sneer of disgust he glanced
at the top of the desk, and became
immediately engrossed in a letter he
found on the blotter there. It was written
in longhand, and contained nothing
on its face to justify the apparent
interest devoted to its examination by the
old man. There were but five lines,
which contained a simple request to a
firm in New York City to forward an
atlas of the world.
After gazing intently at the letter for
almost three minutes, the old man arose,
and, taking a small metal box from his
pocket, pulled therefrom a three-foot
metal tapeline. He walked to the side
of the dead man and measured an
imaginary line from the elbow to the wrist,
and repeated the same operation on the
other side. He then gazed in perplexity
toward the picture of the Taj Mahal,
jerked out his ever-ready handkerchief,
and blew a forceful blast with his nose,
scratching the back of his head with
his other hand at the same time.
"Ah, ha, um, hum," he muttered.
"Hello, there's Broad, I expect!" he
said as the doorbell rang.
The doctor was admitted by the girl
Ellen, who ushered him into the
presence of Mr. Simms.
"Dead man, Broad. Out of my line,
so I called you. Just tell me how long
he has been dead, but don't disturb
anything. I'll run along then. Past
my supper time. You do the honors."
"Look here, Mr. Simms," protested
the doctor, who was young, thin, and
very businesslike. "What's this all
about? How did it happen? No use
calling me in. This man's been dead
three or four hours. Rigor mortis
hasn't started to set in, but he's cold
as a stone."
"Three or four hours, eh? Along
about two or two thirty." The doctor
was told very briefly all Mr. Simms had
to tell of his being called over, after
which the little old man continued:
"Now you do the necessary; I'm going
home. Call up the police, the coroner, or
whoever you think ought to be told, and
don't forget there's a hystericky girl
in the kitchen. I'm taking mine home
to get my supper. Good night."
After the departure of the old man
the doctor wasted no time in musings,
further than to say to himself: "Queer
old codger, but certainly no fool.
Where's that telephone now?"
Calling to the somewhat sobered
maid, he was directed to the telephone.
Securing a number, he asked: "This
you, lieutenant? Doctor Broad speaking.
You'd better come to No. 65
Burlingame at once. There's a dead man
here. What? No, I don't think so.
Looks more like suicide. You attend
to the coroner. I'll wait for you.
Fifteen minutes? All right."
The doctor thought for a moment or
two, and then, ringing up a second
number, said: "That you, Bennett? Think
there's a pretty fair story for you at
No. 65 Burlingame. There's a victim
of sudden death here. May or may
not be suicide, but the setting is
certainly luxurious. Rich and cultured,
all that sort of thing, you know. Don't
mention it. Just called up Lieutenant
Reed. He'll beat you by fifteen minutes,
so come as soon as you can.
Good-by."
The doctor returned to the library,
and, selecting a book from the heavily
laden cases, composed himself to wait.
He had read hardly a chapter when
the lieutenant and a plain-clothes man
arrived.
"Gimme the facts, doc," said the
lieutenant, to which he listened with
attention.
"Where's the old guy?" he asked
next.
"He said he was hungry," replied the
doctor, "and returned home twenty
minutes ago."
"You get him over here, George,"
directed the lieutenant to his subordinate.
"Looks simple enough," he
added. "Croaked himself with this .38.
No sign of any trouble, and not a piece
of evidence that ain't clear as a brass
button. Some place they got here, too.
Must be a rich guy. What do you
know about him?"
"I never heard of him before,
lieutenant, and don't know the first thing
about him now. Old man Simms may,
though."
"All right, George will have him here
in a jiffy. Let's quiz that K. M. while
we're waiting. I say, girl," he called,
raising his voice.
Red-eyed and shaky, the maid
entered the room, edging away from the
dead body as far as possible. "Yes,
sir," she said meekly.
"Speak up now. Tell us all about
it," commanded the police official.
"There's very little to tell, sir," she
replied. "This was my afternoon out,
and Miss Linn and myself went downtown
together about a quarter of two.
We went to a movie after buying some
things we needed. We got home at
ten minutes after six."
"Hold on!" interrupted the officer.
"How'd you know it was just ten
minutes after six?"
"I looked at the kitchen clock the
minute I got in, sir. I knew I was late,
and thought it was later than it was,"
replied the girl.
"All right; go on," growled the
policeman.
"That's about all, sir. I came right
in and started to light up, as the house
was all dark. I saw Mr. Allen as soon
as I lit the hall light. It gave me an
awful scare, sir, but I walked up to
him to be sure I wasn't wrong, and
when I touched him I knew something
dreadful was the matter, and ran right
out to get help."
"You ain't the only servant in this
big house, are you?" queried Reed.
"No, sir," replied the maid. "There's
a chauffeur, a laundress who comes
Tuesdays and Fridays, and a man who
tends to the furnace every morning and
evening."
"Where is this chauffeur?"
"He drove Miss Allen downtown
about half past one. She said they
would be back for dinner," replied the
maid. "They ought to be here any
minute now."
"Mrs. Allen is his wife, then?"
queried the officer, pointing to the dead
body in the chair.
"No, sir," replied the maid. "I said
Miss Allen. She is Mr. Allen's sister."
"Oh, I see," replied her questioner.
"Who's this Miss Linn you spoke of?"
"She's Mr. Simms' Ellen next door,
sir."
"To be sure," replied Reed. "Well,
why were you in such a pucker about
being ten minutes late, since you didn't
expect your mistress back until much
later?"
"I didn't say I didn't expect her back
till much later, did I?" The maid was
slowly but surely losing her temper
under the close checking up of her
replies. "I said I thought I was later
than I was."
"That's all right, missy," the
lieutenant attempted to say soothingly. "I
forgot that's just what you did say.
What time does this guy come every
day to fix the furnace?"
"At five o'clock in the morning, and
between half past six and seven in the
evening," replied the girl, with no
evidence of being mollified.
"Oh," exclaimed the detective, "then
he is past due now; it's almost a quarter
past seven. He ain't been here by
any chance before I got here?"
"No, not a chance," the girl replied
shortly. "And he won't be here, either.
He quit yesterday."
"How do you know that?" Reed
asked in a tone he clearly desired to
sound impressive.
"That's how Mr. Allen came to be
home. Miss Allen told me he had put
in an ad for another man, and that he
would stay here to hire him."
"Was Mr. Allen alive and all right
when you left at two thirty?" The
question stiffened the maid at once.
"He was alive all right, and as cranky
as usual, if that answers your question,"
the girl shot back.
"So," drawled the detective. "Well,
let's answer the first part first. How
do we know he was alive?"
"I don't know or care how you know
he was alive, but I can tell you how I
and Ellen knew he was alive," snapped
the girl vindictively. "We'd just
started around the house to leave when
a man came with a bottle of brandy Mr.
Allen had ordered over the phone. I
guess he was in a particular hurry for
it, which ain't unusual, so he came to
the front door."
"I guess that answers both parts of
my question," mused the officer. "Just
go to the door, will you, miss? I think
I hear George coming back with the
old party."
"Hello, doc; hello, lieut," called a
cheery voice from the hall. A very
cocksure young gentleman literally
breezed in, shaking the proffered hand
of the doctor with vigor and forcing a
reluctant welcome from the police officer.
"Johnny on the spot, lieut.
Where's the corpus delicti?"
Before the lieutenant was given time
for a fitting rebuke, the doorbell rang
again. Pushing ahead of the maid, a
young lady walked rapidly into the
library, and before the startled trio
could prevent it faced the stark-dead
body in the teakwood chair.
"My God!" she gasped. "He's done
it!" And before any one could catch
her she fell in a dead faint on the floor.
"Here, you!" shouted the lieutenant
to the terrified maid in the doorway.
"Oh, thunder!" he continued, as the
maid suddenly burst into violent
hysterics. "You, Bennett, drag that skirt
out of here. You, doc, do something.
This dame's out for fair."
"Best thing that could happen," the
doctor calmly replied. "Catch hold of
her feet and we'll move her across the
hall. Hello, here's George back again.
Just light up in the room across the
hall, George. That's good, lieutenant.
Let her rest on this couch, and put
those pillows under her knees. She'll
recover in a few minutes. You just
run across and see if the girl is all
right, and send Bennett in to me."
The lieutenant and his subordinate
seemed glad of the chance to get away.
The elegance of the young woman very
evidently overawed them. The doctor
called to Bennett, who assisted him in
removing a long cloak of sable and a
strikingly stylish hat with a most
magnificent spray of white aigrets.
"Some glad rags, doc," interjected
the irrepressible Mr. Bennett, gazing
admiringly at the hat and cloak.
"Must have stood somebody five thousand
iron men, if it set 'em back a
single bean. Some swell looker at that,
eh?"
"Sh!" admonished the physician.
"Get me a glass of water. She'll be
coming around any minute. If that
girl's cooled off, bring her with you."
The maid had evidently mastered her
attack of nerves, for she appeared with
the water as the doctor spoke. The
young woman also showed signs of a
rapid return to consciousness, and the
doctor gave a few simple directions to
the servant and pulled his young friend
into the hall, closing the door after
them.
"Slip me the dope, doc," whispered
the young reporter. "It's going to be
some story; you were right about that."
The doctor rapidly communicated
everything he knew to the newspaper
man, who attempted at the same time
to listen to the lieutenant and the policeman,
who had returned to the library.
"The old guy won't come over, eh?"
the lieutenant was saying. "Well,
what do you know about that?"
"No, kept me talking for twenty
minutes, and his story jibed with the doc's
to a dot, but he wouldn't come over;
said he and the lady here weren't
exactly on speaking terms. Said she
claimed his dog chased her cats and
that she was in the habit of taking a
shot at his pup every time he got on
her lawn. Queer old party, but
perfectly harmless."
"I'll see to him myself later on.
You go call up the coroner's office and
find out what's the matter somebody
ain't up here long since," directed the
lieutenant. "Here's Miss Allen. You
run along."
The young lady, visibly distressed,
but thoroughly self-possessed, had
opened the door, and, supported by the
maid, made her way very slowly into the
library.
"My maid has told me that she found
Mr. Allen dead, and that you are here
because of that." She spoke very
slowly and very carefully. "I assume
that you will want to ask some questions,
but this has been a terrible shock
to me, as you may doubtless recognize,
so please spare my feelings as much
as you can."
"Certainly, Miss Allen," replied the
officer. "Just sit down and take things
easy."
The young lady was dressed faultlessly,
and by a tailor who had brought
out every line of her seductive figure.
She was small, but plump, with beautiful
blond hair, marceled. She might
have been thirty, or possibly less, but
the careful accentuation of her every
charm insured a degree of masculine
interest to which the cynical would
instantly declare she was far from
indifferent.
"She's certainly a copious beauty,"
whispered Bennett to the doctor as they
stood in the hall.
"Don't lose your heart, my son," the
doctor whispered back. "Her eyes are
too far apart to insure connubial felicity,
and when you combine that with
those voluptuous lips look out for
squalls."
Whether the lieutenant's deductions
were the same as the physician's or not,
it was evident that he preferred allowing
the mistress of the house the first
word. His silence must have disconcerted
the young woman, for at last she
asked:
"Won't you ask me what you wish
to have me tell you, please? I feel
the need of immediate repose."
"Well, madam, or I should say,
miss," replied the officer, "we were
called here, as you know, and find your
brother dead. The doctor there has
made no physical examination, but it
is pretty plain to us that Mr. Allen
was shot in the left breast. This gun
was on the floor, within a few inches
of his right hand as it hangs over the
chair. Did you ever see it before?"
Miss Allen shuddered, and declined
to take the revolver as the officer
extended it to her.
"Yes oh, yes," she stammered. "I
know it perfectly. It is my own, but
you will find it to be loaded with blanks.
I bought it to frighten that horrid little
dog next door. He was continually
barking, and chased my beautiful Persian
cats."
Lieutenant Reed actually flushed as
he caught the gleam of derision in
Bennett's eyes.
"Hem, hem," he grumbled. "We've
been so busy looking after that
hysterical girl I haven't had a chance to
even break this gun. Well, what do
you know about that?" he exclaimed,
as, suiting the action to his words, he
broke the breech and looked at the
five shells automatically extracted.
Four of the shells were unexploded
blank cartridges, but the fifth was
empty.
"Let's have a look, lieut," the young
reporter interrupted. "This empty
doesn't match the blanks at all. It's
either newer or a lighter shade of
copper."
"Where was this gun kept, Miss
Allen?" asked the officer.
"In the left-hand corner of the
French desk there," she replied.
The policeman stepped around and
opened the drawer indicated by the
young woman. There were several
boxes of pens, paper clips, pins, and a
miscellany of writing supplies. In the
front right-hand corner the officer saw.
a box of fifty .38-caliber cartridges.
He opened the box. The even rows
of shells disclosed two missing. He
compared one of the cartridges with
the empty shell. They were identical.
"Did these cartridges belong to you,
too?" he asked.
"No, I never saw them before.
Winthrop must have placed them
there," she faltered.
"Have you any reason to think he
was likely to do such a thing?"
"He has complained of trouble with
his stomach, and though I hate to say
it he has been drinking rather heavily
of late, and I have had a strong
suspicion for some time that he has been
using drugs. He has been extremely
cross and irritable, and at times
somewhat despondent. He has never given
me any reason to apprehend that he
would attempt to end his life, although
he has said and done some very strange
things. I have tried repeatedly to get
him to a physician, but he resented
every suggestion of that kind very
strongly. It was this reluctance, more
than anything else, which strengthened
my suspicions regarding his use of
drugs." The young woman gave this
explanation with a growing appearance
of determination. Her eyes became
hard, and her entire aspect as she finished was not pretty to look upon.
There could be no doubt as to her
feelings. If she felt grief, there was
a much stronger current of emotion
gaining ground.
Before the lieutenant could ask her
any further questions the doorbell rang.
A fat, sleek-looking little man with a
black leather bag under his arm entered
the room with a hesitating, apologetic
air.
"Well, doc," exclaimed the officer, "it
took you long enough to get here."
"Couldn't be helped, lieutenant,"
apologized the newcomer. "We skidded
at the corner of Grand Boulevard, and
it took us quite a time to repair our
tire. Blow-out."
"Good night for a blow-out," grumbled
the detective. "George, you talk
with Miss Allen in the next room will
your so the doc can get busy here."
As the young woman retired with
manifest relief the officer whispered
hurriedly to his assistant, who nodded and
followed Miss Allen to the hall, closing
the door after them.
"Well, doc," bustled the lieutenant,
"take a slant at the body as she lays
before we lift it to that couch so you
can finish up and get us out of here."
The coroner's assistant fingered the
costly clothes of the dead man almost
with envy, nodded as the officer pointed
to the powder-scorched hole in the fine
silk shirt, and deftly removed the handsome,
quilted silk dressing jacket. He
then removed the shirt and a silken
undergarment as the officer supported
the body in the chair.
Stripped to the waist, the dead man
certainly presented a repulsive picture.
His face and thinly covered head were
pasty and sallow, with the blotches of
dissipation clearly indicative of a loose
moral character. Almost six feet long
as they stretched the body on the couch,
it presented an appearance of emaciation,
while the long, thin arms were
dotted with numerous red spots.
"Dope," the coroner commented.
Probing the neat blue hole in the
left mammillary region, he closed his
eyes thoughtfully. "Ball's there," he
commented. "In the heart, and, I
should say, lodged in the posterior wall
of the right ventrical. Death was
instantaneous. Very little bleeding."
Removing his probe and arising to
his feet, he looked at Doctor Broad.
"Dead about four hours, I should say,
doctor?"
"So I judged," replied Doctor Broad.
"Dead open-and-shut case, ain't it,
doc?" queried the detective. "Shot
himself in that chair. Dope and booze,
despondent and all that sort of thing,
eh?"
"Looks like it," replied the doctor
carelessly. "That's about all I can do
now. I'll run along and report. Good
night, everybody."
After a few curious glances at the
body during the examination by the
coroner's assistant, the young reporter
had busied himself with an examination
of the drawers in the large French
table. He had made a note of several
things he found to interest him, and,
as the physician was packing his small
bag, approached the body and gazed
down at the left hand with sudden
attention.
"Wait a minute, doc!" he exclaimed.
"Look at that left hand. Tight as a
monkey wrench. Better open it up,
what?"
The physician reluctantly turned to
the body, and, examining the clenched
left hand for the first time, pried the
fingers loose with the greatest difficulty.
The four men bent forward and looked
at each other with undisguised perplexity
as the physician plucked from the
dead man's grasp a small, oblong
object, possibly three-quarters of an inch
long, convex on top and flat on the
bottom. It was blue, mottled with grayish
white, and roughly carved in imitation
of a beetle's back. On the bottom,
surrounded by an elongated circle, were
daintily carved several cabalistic figures,
a full moon, a small serpent, and ears
or horns, and a small bird or young
chick.
"Now what!" exclaimed the lieutenant.
"Scarab," spoke up Bennett, making
a number of notes on his sheet of copy
paper. "Case full of 'em over there.
Prized 'em highly, evidently. Some
folks go batty over 'em. Ruling
passion strong in death, and all that sort
of thing."
"Regular bug, eh?" grumbled the
detective. "Guess you can beat it now if
you want to, doc."
"I'll be going, too," said Doctor
Broad. "You may give me a ride as
far as Bethune, if you will, doctor.
Good night, everybody."
As the two departed the detective
called to his assistant, who entered and
closed the door.
"Anything new, George?" he asked.
"Nothing much. Miss Allen says she
left at one thirty with the chauffeur,
as she had a date with young Bedford,
the automobile man, to go to the
Detroit Opera House. Went to
Newcomb-Endicott's and Hudson's, and left the
machine at two thirty, meeting her
young guy at the door of the opera
house. Got out at about five o'clock,
and was met by the chauffeur, who drove
'em to the Pontchartrain for tea. Said
she danced for an hour or so, stayed
longer than she expected, and drove
home with Bedford, who left her at the
front walk. Chauffeur drove him home,
and ain't got back yet. Drove him out
to the New Golf Club."
"What did she have to say about
Mr. Allen staying home to hire a man?"
queried the detective.
"Said he told her the man had quit
to work at Ford's, and that Mr. Allen
had put an ad in the morning's Herald,
and intended to stay home and hire the
best man who answered. She said he
usually went downtown in the afternoons.
Didn't know what he did with
his time, as he slept late every morning
and beat it right after lunch as a
rule. Said they had plenty of money,
which Mr. Allen spent some time in
looking after, but that he had little to
really do at any time."
"I say, lieut," interrupted young
Bennett. "Think I'll run along and get out
a story on this for the eleven o'clock.
Better play it up as a sure suicide,
eh?"
"Sure," grunted the officer. "George
and I'll stick around a while. Want to
see the old guy next door, and straighten
things out here. I'll call you up if we
find anything suspicious."
"All right. Oh, I'll laud your untiring
zeal and all that sort of thing. By
the way, let me take that scarab, lieut.
I'd like to have some photos made and
play it up in the story, I'll give it back
to you to-morrow."
"Oh, all right," grudgingly acceded
the officer. "Can't see what you can
write about it to interest anybody,
though."
Bennett returned to the office of the
Herald, and for an hour extended
himself on the kind of story he loved to
write. Of the dead man he said but
little, except to describe the position of
the body, the single exploded shell, and
a few glowing paragraphs regarding the
"wealthy and eccentric Oriental collector"
and the magnificence of his home.
Having photographs of the scarab
prepared, however, he found in a history
of Egypt that the characters on the
specimen found in the dead man's hand
exactly corresponded to the royal
cartouche of the great pyramid builder
Khufu, or Cheops, and on this discovery
he based the most flowery portion of his
story.
As an exposition of the great Egyptian
builders his effort was a masterpiece,
as all the "boys" admitted. He
described the charm as a lapis lazuli
scarab of the great Cheops, and drew
a fervid comparison between the dead
king reposing for centuries in his great
tomb and the man of to-day clutching
in his dead hand the reminder of
everlasting life so highly prized by the
ancient forerunners of a great civilization.
He cast a fanciful prediction of
the dead man's last thought before
grasping in one hand the ancient symbol
of resurrection and in the other the
modern weapon that was to loose his
harried spirit to the peace of oblivion.
The city editor smiled as he read the
story, but it went on the front page.
After reading proof of his story, the
enterprising Mr. Bennett retired to his
hall bedroom on Alfred Street with a
feeling of considerable self-satisfaction.
His dreams were peaceful, and his
return the following Friday afternoon
at two p. m. was a duty not unmixed
with pleasant expectation. He accepted
the congratulations of his fellow
reporters with condescending dignity, and
received a message from the city editor
to "see the chief at once" with a feeling
that at last his genius had been
fittingly recognized.
Composing his features into a
semblance of modest self-depreciation, he
entered the sanctum of the managing
editor with a confident mien. That
august director of his destiny scowled
over his horn-rimmed glasses.
"Ah, Bennett, sit down," he said.
"Just read this through, will you?"
The M. E. handed to the young
reporter an envelope postmarked "12 M."
Bennett withdrew the letter it
contained, and read as follows:
Managing Editor, Detroit HERALD, City.
DEAR SIR: I have perused with considerable
interest a report of the tragedy
enacted at No. 65 Burlingame Avenue. The
account in your worthy paper represents an
effort on the part of some enterprising youth
that is highly commendable from a literary
standpoint, but I feel the urgency to correct
several very glaring errors of fact therein
contained.
The exposition of ancient Egyptian
customs as reflected by your account is a
noteworthy contribution to modern-day journalism,
and I have been especially impressed
with the description of the alleged scarab
found clasped in the left hand of the deceased.
The author of this masterpiece states that
the aforementioned scarab is a priceless specimen
of the reign of King Khufu, the second
king of the IV. Dynasty. It further states
that this charm is an elegant example in lapis
lazuli of the work of that period.
I beg to submit for your investigation the
following facts:
1st. The photographs of the object found
clasped in the left hand of the deceased clearly
indicate that the alleged scarab is an
imitation.
2nd. A collector of such discernment as
Mr. Holbrook Allen would have known at a
glance that this alleged scarab was not a
genuine scarab of King Khufu, and therefore
it is extremely improbable that he could have
attached the least value to it.
For the information of your youthful
scribe, I may venture to observe that while
it is possible that King Khufu may have had
scarabs with his royal cartouche thereon
prepared, no one has ever had the good fortune
to discover a perfectly authenticated scarab
attributable te the period antedating the VI.
Dynasty. I might also go so far as to
observe that were it probable for a single specimen
of this rare "scarab to be in existence,
it is practically impossible for it to be one of
lapis lazuli, which was net used for such
purposes until materially later than the period
in which King Khufu flourished; in fact, not
until the end of the XII. Dynasty.
I have not had the pleasure of inspecting
the specimen photographed. I may say with
definite conviction, however, that the
photograph of the back of this scarab establishes
its. period exactly. It is a product of the
XVIII. Dynasty, or an imitation of a scarab
of this period. Lapis lazuli was popular at
that epoch, and the specimen herein discussed
may have been a genuine scarab of that
interesting Queen Elizabeth of Egypt, Hatshepset,
or possibly some king of that dynasty,
with the cartouche shaved off and the one
shown in your photograph forged in place
thereof.
I have had the pleasure of inspecting the
matchless collection of Mr. Allen, and may
say with certainty that such a connoisseur
as he doubtless would have been able to make
the deductions I have herein respectfully
brought to your attention in a much quicker
space of time than it has taken me to express
them in this brief epistle.
Trusting that these suggestions may further
and quicken a most noteworthy spark of
antiquarian zeal not to be disparaged because
of its embryonic character, I remain, sir, yours
most respectfully,
ANTIQUARIAN.
P. S. To my positive knowledge Holbrook
Allen was left-handed.
"Phew!" whistled Bennett. "I wonder
what I ever did to that guy?"
"I am afraid you have again allowed
your feeling of self-esteem to blind you
to the importance of a more careful
examination of self-evident facts,"
retorted the managing editor. "It may
or may not be important in this case
that the object found in the hand of
the dead man was a genuine scarab of
fabulous value, or whether it was an
imitation scarab of no value whatever.
It is an extremely important fact,
however, that this paper has announced,
before the holding of a coroner's jury,
that Mr. Allen is a suicide, because
some of the evidence tends to show
that he might have shot himself. If
Mr. Allen is left-handed, how did he
shoot himself to instant death with his
left hand, drop the instrument of death
on his right side, and then grasp again
in his left hand the object you found
him to be clasping?"
"Well, what do you know about
that!" exclaimed Bennett.
"I don't know a thing about it,"
rebuked his superior. "That is the first
thing for you to investigate. When
you have done that T shall have
something else for you to do. While you
are about it your investigations will
doubtless throw you in touch with some
one able, even if unwilling, to tell you
something of the antecedents of this
Mr. Allen and his household. I have
a little personal knowledge of one or
two recent operations of his, and on
that account I shall take a personal
interest in this case. You will send me
the first report of any and everything
you learn. Now get!"
The irrepressible Mr. Bennett might
have been expected to feel some
diminution of confidence after this
unexpected turn of his interview with his
chief. If he felt any, however, he
certainly didn't show it. He whistled
gayly as he made his way toward the
North Woodward Street cars, and
during the half hour's ride to Burlingame
Avenue spent the time with perfect
satisfaction to himself by perusing for the
third time the two-column, first-page
story written by him the night before.
On arriving at No. 65, he found no
one at home but the maid. Having
achieved a certain facility in the capacity
of what he would have characterized
as a "modern Don Juan," he
experienced no particular difficulty in
effecting a successful working basis with
the girl Georgia. After the passage of
his high-speed gallantries it was no time
at all before she was willing to assure
him that her late master was certainly
left-handed. He always took his
coffee and tea on the left side, wrote with
his left hand, and went so far on occasions
as to throw books at her with
the same. His temper lately had been
"something awful"; she wondered she
had stood it as long as she had.
It developed that her stay with the
Allens had covered a period of about
eight months. When she came, there
had been a better understanding between
Mr. Allen and his sister, apparently.
Of late, however, it had been more or
less strained, reacting on her and every
one else in the establishment. It was her
opinion, gathered from stray bickerings
she could "hardly help overhearing,"
that these misunderstandings had arisen
over certain divisions of sums of
money, why or what she didn't know.
As to how long they had lived at
No. 65 she didn't know. They
sometimes spoke in her hearing of having
lived in London before coming to
Detroit, but that meant little or nothing,
as they had traveled everywhere,
apparently. So far as she knew, Mr.
Allen had few, if any, friends, though
Miss Allen was rather gay and spent
a good deal of time at tea dances, being
brought home by very prosperous
individuals, who never came into the house
excepting at rare intervals. She had
gathered that most of them were in the
automobile business, but did not know
the names of any of them.
Satisfied that he had secured all the
information he could reasonably expect,
Mr. Bennett returned and sent in word
to the chief that he was ready to
report. The managing editor did not keep
him waiting, listened to his story, and
gave him immediate directions for
further investigations.
"You'll have to go back there later
and have an interview with Miss Allen.
I doubt your having as much success
with the mistress as you have had with
the maid, but you will try your best to
secure some information of a definite
character as to whence they came and
why," said the M. E. sternly. "In the
meantime I shall tell you something I
do not wish you to repeat. I am telling
it to you because it will help you to
handle more intelligently the assignment I
am about to give you."
"Yes, sir," replied Bennett meekly
enough.
"A few months ago I secured an
inside tip that Universal Motors was
bound to take a very sudden and very
large rise on a certain date. There
have been several such rises, several
such tips, and several such big jumps
in that stock, but in this particular case
no one was supposed to know a thing
about it, and to the best of my belief
no one acted upon it in Detroit in any
very large way except one man, and
that man was Mr. Allen. He beat me
to a local firm of brokers by six hours,
and as I was not dealing in margins,
but wanted the stock, his large purchase
beat me out of at least one hundred and
twenty thousand dollars on an investment
of less than twenty thousand dollars. Now, I want you to go to those
brokers and tell them I want to know
all they know about this man. I also
want to know where he banks. The
banks will be closed when you get that
information, for the brokers will give
it when you explain it is a personal
favor to me as editor of this paper.
You will then go to the bank or banks
they mention to you, and at each you
will secure the amount of this man's
deposit and all they can tell you about
him. You may make the same
explanation to them that you will give the
brokers, who are Bell, Mead & Co., in
the Ford Building. Now, hustle and get
back here with the information as fast
as you can."
It was all the same to the young
reporter whomever he might interview,
and his reception by Mr. Bell, of the
firm of Bell, Mead & Co., accorded
well with his own sense of importance.
When Mr. Bell learned that the editor
of the Herald asked a favor in the
name of that paper, the office boy
himself would have secured it. Bennett
soon learned enough to make him "sit
up and take notice." He was told by
Mr. Bell that they knew little or nothing
about Mr. Allen, except that he had
called on them in May, 1928, stating
that he had seen an advertisement of
theirs suggesting the purchase of a
certain motor stock. As the purpose of
that advertisement was to secure
customers with the money to buy, it was
a matter of no concern to them who
the customer was, so long as he
produced the cash with order.
Mr. Allen, it seemed, did have the
money. He ordered a purchase of one
thousand shares of Blessington stock,
and paid for it in cash on the nail. In
the course of several months he bought
other motor stocks. At three separate
times he had bought Universal before
spectacular advances, and in each case
the stocks commenced to rise within two
days of his purchases. It had become
a habit in their office to trail every buy
he made. He was, Mr. Bell might say,
their best and biggest customer, and the
only customer of any note of whom
they knew nothing except that he seemed
infallible.
Consulting his books, Mr. Bell
advised Bennett that from May 12, 1928,
to November 16, 1929, they had bought
and sold to Mr. Allen's account the
sum of one million six hundred and
twelve thousand one hundred and thirty-two
dollars and eighty-six cents. He
kept a balance in cash to his credit with
them of exactly twenty thousand dollars
at all times. On every sale they paid
him at once down to that balance. At
his request, they had introduced him to
the National Bank of Commerce and to
the First National. He presumed his
accounts were kept in those two banks.
"By the way," asked Mr. Bennett,
just as he was leaving, "do you happen
to know whether Mr. Allen was
left-handed?"
"Yes, he was left-handed," replied
Mr. Bell. "Here is an order in his own
handwriting we received five days ago.
You can see that no right-handed man
ever wrote it."
"Thanks," replied Bennett, hastening
to the First National Bank.
It was after banking hours, but he
had no trouble in securing admittance
to the side door. Also he had no
difficulty in securing an interview with one
of the vice presidents. The latter knew
nothing of Mr. Allen, but spoke to
several of the officials still busy at their
desks. None knew a thing about him,
either, but the A to G bookkeeper
supplied enough information to satisfy the
newspaper investigator.
"Yes, I handle that account," the
bookkeeper said, after he had been
turned over to the tender mercies of
Bennett by the vice president. "He
was introduced by Bell, Mead & Co.,
but I don't think anybody here knows
anything about him further than that.
However, a five-hundred-thousand-dollar
balance is quite a sufficient
recommendation in itself, eh?"
"Would be for me," answered the
reporter pertly. "Any other little thing
of interest about his account except the
half million?"
"Yes, there is," said the bookkeeper,
instinctively lowering his voice. "The
account was started in July, 1928, as a
joint account in the names of Holbrook
and Alice Allen, checks on it to be
honored when signed by either. In July
of this year Alice Allen relinquished
her checking interest, and it was put
in the individual name of Holbrook
Allen. On the first of November it
was changed back again to a joint
account. Nothing has been withdrawn
since October 30th, I see."
"Thanks, very much," bowed
Bennett. "By the way, was Mr. Allen
left-handed?"
"Sure he was," replied the
bookkeeper somewhat in surprise. "He's
the only left-handed check writer on the
A to G ledgers, too, peculiarly enough.
How did you know?"
"Didn't; just occurred to me to ask,"
answered the reporter. "By-by."
In the National Bank of Commerce
he secured practically the same information,
except that the sum on deposit
there was found to total eight hundred
and forty thousand dollars and to average
about seven hundred and fifty thousand
dollars for the entire time they
had had the account on the books.
"Well," mused the investigator as
he hurried back to the office, "if he
croaked himself, he must be ambidextrous,
and he surely couldn't have been
worrying much about the high cost of
living."
The managing editor heard his
subordinate's report in silence, and made
no comment after it was finished except
to say:
"I'll write the story for to-morrow
myself. Tell the city editor to put you
on something else, but show up here
to-morrow at twelve thirty."
There was considerable surprise in
the editorial rooms when it became
noised about that the chief himself was
writing a murder follow-up. There was
more surprise when the story itself was
read. It contained but brief mention
of the tragedy, to the effect that the
police department wished a correction
made of the preceding day's story. The
police had authorized no official conclusion
that Mr. Allen had died from a
self-inflicted gunshot wound. As a
matter of fact, the surroundings seemed to
indicate that Mr. Allen had shot himself
with a pistol held in his right hand,
whereas it was learned that Mr. Allen
was left-handed.
Extended reference, however, was
made to the scarab found in the left
hand of the victim. A very scholarly
dissertation on scarabs followed, with
all the available proof regarding the
specimen found being a barefaced
imitation. A number of corrections in
relation to Egyptian beliefs and customs
were apparent to those able to understand
and follow the article, which was
long, and, to many, interesting.
Young Mr. Bennett read the story of
his superior on his way down the next
morning. "Well," he commented,
"seems to me I did a lot of running
around for a million and a quarter all
for nothing. Wonder if he'll send me
to Pontiac this morning."
As the reporter entered the editorial
rooms the chief was talking to the
telephone operator.
"If Lieutenant Reed calls up again,
tell him I just arrived, and immediately
connect him with me," he was saying.
"Ah, Bennett, come to my office at
once."
"Read that," he continued as they
entered his sanctum.
"That" proved to be a second
communication from "Antiquarian," and
was as follows:
Managing Editor, Detroit HERALD, City.
DEAR SIR:
There is nothing so dear to an
antiquarian's heart as to see the true light
of knowledge diffusing itself in unexpected
quarters. It was with but faint hope that
I suggested a more scholarly research on
the part of your energetic subordinate into
the interesting realm of Egyptian mysticism.
His more careful dissertation on the
subject of scarabs in this morning's issue proves
that my implied criticism of his erudition
was a trifle immature.
Please extend my felicitations to him, as
one true seeker after knowledge to another.
Say further to him that I can find but one
ground for issue between us. In referring
to the development of the cartouche he
assigned its birth as probably coincident with
the dynastic kings of the first period. I am
sure a more extended investigation on his part
will convince him of the error of this statement,
as the first known king to employ the
royal cartouche was Besh, the first king of
the II. Dynasty.
Doubtless
this was but a slight slip of the
pen. The rare genius which he displays for
investigations of this character prompts me
to suggest another line of Oriental lore equally
interesting. Even the Indian mausoleums are
not to be overlooked. Who knows, a look
behind the scenes at Taj Mahal to-day might
prove as enlightening to the true seeker after
knowledge as one behind the scene at Cheops
five thousand years ago. Perhaps a far cry,
but transmitted to you, my dear sir, as a
thought in passing.
I thank you most gratefully for the
consideration accorded my suggestion of yesterday.
Yours most respectfully,
ANTIQUARIAN.
P. S. I am quite positive two shots were
fired on the afternoon of Thursday at No. 65.
"By gosh, chief," exclaimed Bennett,
"my hunch was dead right! I
wondered if you were about to hike me to
Pontiac, and this letter begins to look
like it. This guy's sure balmy."
"I didn't take the trouble to show
you that letter in order to secure your
idle comments," the chief commented
severely. "I hope I have not given
you credit for more sense than you
actually possess. Please concentrate your
entire attention to that paragraph in
reference to the Taj Mahal and kindly
tell me, if you can, just what possible
light it may throw on this problem."
"Lord love you, chief!"
remonstrated Bennett. "If you were to give
me the third degree, I couldn't tell you
whether it meant a shot of hop or a
shell of suds."
"And I suppose you expect to make
a newspaper man some day," sighed the
editor. "The Taj Mahal is one of the
wonders of the world. It is a mausoleum
at Agra in India. I shall show
you a picture of it in the encyclopedia.
Does that assist your feeble cerebration
in any manner?"
"I get you, chief," gleefully responded
Bennett. "I've seen a lot of these
pictures. There's a dandy in Allen's
library, by the way."
"Ah, there is, eh?" exclaimed the
managing editor. "Well, I'm glad
you're good for something. Now listen.
I don't know who is writing these
letters, and of course you don't, but
he isn't writing them for nothing. This
reference to Taj Mahal means
something very definite, I am sure. Now
what does he say? 'A look behind the
scenes at Taj Mahal.' The first thing
that naturally occurs to me is that there
is a message or letter or something of
that nature hidden in the back of the
picture. You will have to go out there
and find out. Use your head. If you
can't find anything, try to impress on
your mind everything, everything, mind
you, that is in any way worth noticing
about that picture or around it. Then
come back and tell me what you find.
Contrive to be there alone, and don't
touch a thing unless you are alone.
Nobody knows what that girl may say
or do, if she should happen to let you
in. Now off with you and hurry back."
As Bennett hastened away from the
M. E., the latter's telephone bell
tinkled. "Yes, lieutenant," he answered.
"No, I wasn't taking any liberties with
the department, Reed. I learned that
we
had made an error in rushing into
print on that story and calling it a
suicide. I am very sure the man was murdered. I tried to get you to explain,
but couldn't reach you either at your
office or at home. You won't hold any
hard feelings when you learn everything,
lieutenant. By the merest chance
I happened to secure some very important
information, and what I used this
morning will give you a chance to turn
a good trick and nobody the wiser.
Come on down. It will be worth your
while. Good-by."
The editor attempted to busy himself
with routine affairs, but with ill success.
He looked nervously at his watch every
few moments. "Should have told that
boy to telephone me. Hope he has that
much sense," he muttered. "Well, I
can put off seeing Reed till I do hear
from him."
His bell rang. "A police officer to see
you, sir. And Mr. Bennett on the wire
to speak to you."
"Connect me with Bennett at once.
Tell the gentleman I'll see him in five
minutes. Hello, hello, Bennett. Yes,
speak up."
"Hello, chief!" Bennett's voice
shrilled excitedly over the wire. "The
bug's there, chief. It was dead easy
The maid let me in and went upstairs
to call Miss Allen, who was taking a
nap. Walked right in and looked at
the back of that picture. What'd you
think, chief! There's a bullet hole there
new as paint. Dug it out with my
penknife. Yes, it's a .38, too. Picture had
been moved over about three inches to
cover the hole. Dust on the molding
on either side of the place where the
hanger was before. Couldn't wait,
chief. Had to call you up. Be right
down with the bullet. So long, chief."
"Ah!" sighed the editor. "Hello,
Miss Grace. Send Mr. Reed in, will
you, please?"
"Welcome, lieutenant," he greeted the
frowning police officer. "Glad to see
you."
"Say, where do I get off on this
double-cross stuff?" growled Reed.
"Now, just forget it, lieutenant,"
soothed the editor. "I've done you the
best turn you ever had happen to you.
That Allen business is a case of
murder, and not suicide, and if it hadn't
been for sheer luck you'd have put
your foot in it. As it is, I have the
proof, and have framed it all up for
you in advance."
"Well, I'll listen, but you have got to
show me," replied Reed.
The lieutenant was told all of the
essential facts learned by Bennett under
the guidance -of his chief, the only
reservation observed by the editor
being a refusal to state the source of the
information which had made his
investigations possible.
"You win," uttered the officer.
"Granting the facts, they kind of make
me out a big dub, don't they?"
"No, they don't," replied the editor.
"Every fact we've picked up has been
due to mere chance, as I told you
before. Anyway, nobody is going to
know a thing about it. You go right
ahead from here on and claim all the
credit."
"That's mighty white of you," Reed
replied. "But look here. There ain't
a single fall guy in sight. Now who
done it? The only possible motive is
for this here Miss Allen to get all that
coin, and at that she could have drawn
it, anyway, and ducked without any
killing. Besides, I checked up her story
and it's exactly two by four. She did
leave about one thirty. She did go to
Newcomb's and to Hudson's, and
charged stuff at both places. She did
go to the Detroit Opera House, and she
did go to the "Ponch' with young
Bedford, and stayed with him till she blew
in about seven thirty. I've checked her
up at every step, and I've checked up
the maid. Every door was locked and
every window was fastened. He was
all alone. It wasn't no inside job, I'm
sure of that, and if it was an outside
job, who did it?"
"Now, my dear lieutenant," smiled
the editor, "I'm no detective; I'm just
a common, garden-variety editor trying
to keep his paper from making a
monumental error, and at the same time do
the police department of this city a
good turn. I haven't an idea in the
world who did it. I have a suspicion
I may fall on to an idea or two in the
next few days, but if I do it will be
pure chance, just as I have assured you
the rest has been."
"Well, I don't know, but it seems
to me you got a lot of dope mighty
easy," the officer replied dejectedly.
"Oh, hello, Bennett, anything further
the boss hasn't sprung on me?"
"Not a thing, lieut. Say, chief, that
guy —"
"Sh!" warned the editor.
"I get you, chief," grinned the
reporter.
"The lieutenant here has checked up
all the stories, and finds everybody in
sight has a perfect alibi. Wants us
to pick out a nice, soft goat for him.
You've been pretty busy on the job.
Suggest somebody for Mr. Reed."
"Well, lieut," suggested the boy, "if
everything else fails, you can lay it on
one of those furnacemen looking for
a job."
"Sure!" exclaimed the officer. "I
never thought of that. You just cook
up a nice story along that line. Party
or parties unknown. Police on the
lookout for suspicious parties seen
answering an ad, and so forth. You
know the dope. Give us a chance to
get busy and commit us to nothin' at
all. Eh?"
"All right, lieut. Use that over your
say-so?" queried the reporter. "No
leaks now; this is to be our scoop for
to-morrow morning. Rich millionaire
murdered. Foxy Reed runs down
tough clew and so forth."
"Sure, go to it," replied the now smiling
detective. "And be sure to slip me
the new dope as it turns up."
"All right, lieut. So long."
The editor turned to his desk with
the smile gone. "All right, Bennett.
Write it up just that way. Be rather
vague. Glittering generalities about
vast wealth and so forth, and salve the
lieutenant a bit. Can't do any harm,
and may do some good. Get out. I'm
busy. That was a quick bit of work
you did. Thank you for telephoning
me so promptly."
"All right, chief. I get you. Much
obliged."
The reporter worked steadily on the
morrow's scoop. Credit for the finding
of the bullet was generously allowed
Lieutenant Reed, and an interview with
this doughty official foretold an early
apprehension of a nameless miscreant,
whose probable vocation in life was
answering "Help Wanted" ads with the
sole purpose of murdering wealthy
employers of domestic labor. It was
finished in less than an hour and submitted
by Bennett to the chief.
The managing editor read the copy
with alternate smiles and frowns. He
blue-penciled and corrected freely.
"Send it down and leave word that I
am to read the proof," he directed.
"And by the way, Bennett, how did you
improve the shining hour when Miss
Allen did appear this afternoon?"
"Oh, yes," he replied, "I forgot to
tell you. I told her that Mr. Allen was
such a wealthy man we ought to have
some biographical data to run after this
scare stuff was over, and. asked her
where they came from and all that."
"Well, what did she say?"
"She said they were English, but
explained that as a matter of fact they
had traveled most of the time during
the past ten years, going almost
anywhere and becoming, as she expressed
it, 'strictly cosmopolitan.' When they
were living in London, however, the
name of their street was St. John's Road
or St. John's Wood or something like
that. It was near some famous cricket
joint or other. I remember she told me
that as though I ought to know all about
it."
"Did she say how they came to be
here?"
"Yes, she said an uncle of theirs had
died in Australia, leaving them fifty
thousand pounds, and that when they
felt it was best to leave England they
decided they would come to America
and invest the money in some of our
wonderful industries. As she told it,
I wasn't near so much interested as I
was in getting off to telephone you
about that bullet, but as I look back on
it now it seems to me a lot of it was
bunk. Anyhow, she had it all down
pat, if you get me, chief?"
"I get you, Bennett," replied the
chief soberly. "Now, I wonder if you
could get me a picture of the lady? I
don't think I have ever seen her, but
a picture might bring some association
to my mind."
"I can try, chief," Bennett replied.
"I've got a date to take Georgia to a
movie to-night. 'Romeo and Juliet.'
Romance and all that sort of thing, you
know. I'll call her up and ask if she
can't cop off a picture for me. I
thought I ought to kind of keep in
touch with the situation, you know,
chief." The latter was in the nature
of an apology.
"Go ahead. Get me a picture by
to-morrow and I'll see your salary is
raised a dollar a week."
"You're on, chief; I've got that bean
in my kick right now."
"Get out. I'm busy."
Within ten minutes the chief was
disturbed by the impertinent entrance of
Bennett's head in his doorway. "I say,
chief. We both forgot. That's a Sunday
beat we got, and I ain't working
to-morrow. Extend that bet till
Monday, will you?"
"All right, my boy," smiled the chief.
"I do just that. Ill give you until
Monday at two p. m."
"Thanks. I'll be there with the
goods. You just leave it to me."
Sunday and even Monday morning
dragged somewhat for both the
managing editor and Bennett. For the
former because he wondered what
"Antiquarian" would have to suggest, and
for the latter because he had earned his
raise and burned to prove it.
Both beat the clock by two hours, and
met in the elevator at noon. "I got
it and then some," Bennett whispered
to the chief."
"Good!" the latter whispered back.
As they entered the chief's private
office, Bennett drew out a cabinet
photograph and triumphantly flourished it.
"Just take a peek, chief."
The picture was an excellent group
of five people. It was evidently a holiday
picture, with an imitation bathing
beach in the background. There were
two ladies and three men, the former
in bathing suits and the men in white
flannel trousers, serge coats, and yachting
caps. The picture was full and
clear, and "Bottomly Brighton" was
printed at the bottom.
"The two in the center are Mr. and
Miss Allen. The girl said it was the only
picture she could find in the house, and
seemed sorry she couldn't do better by
me. Cost me one dollar and eighty-five
cents in entertainment and refreshments.
You can slip the word to the ghost to
add that on."
"Excellent. Make out a slip and I'll
O. K. it. Sit down. I'm expecting a
letter that may have some news. Ah,
here it is!" replied the editor, picking
out the expected communication. "Let's
see what 'Antiquarian' has to say
to-day." They both read:
Managing Editor, Detroit HERALD, City.
DEAR SIR:
It is a significant fact, and
worthy of philosophical contemplation, that
the wisest men are prone to accept as verity
the statements of those they might well
suspect of possible prevarication.
I note with interest that your ponderous
sheet of Sunday conveys with a spirit of
conviction the intent of one Lieutenant Reed to
apprehend with certainty the murderer of a
wealthy citizen. I note with perplexity that
said malefactor committed the foul deed while
intent on responding to an advertisement
inserted by the victim in the public press of
Thursday. I have carefully perused every
issue of the four daily papers of that date
under the caption "Help Wanted," and even
under "Business Opportunities." There is no
announcement that by the remotest stretch of
a fertile imagination may be so far distorted
as to meet the required specifications. Yours
most respectfully,
ANTIQUARIAN.
P. S. Of course, I should hardly go so far
as to assert that no such announcement might
have been ordered.
"That guy is crazy, like a fox, I don't
think!" exclaimed the young reporter.
"Ll just beat it for the business office.
We've got to copper every bet that gink
makes."
In twenty minutes he was back.
"Here you are, chief!" he exulted.
"The Pro Bono. Publico sure gets his
dope straight from the feed box.
Listen!" And he read:
"Received one eight p. m., J. C. B. Charge
to Hemlock 4936, Mr. Holbrook Allen. One
time Thursday. Classification, Male Help
Wanted. "Reliable man to tend furnace morning
and evening, and remove ashes. Apply
two to four to-day, No. 65 Burlingame
Avenue."
"And here at the bottom is:
"Hold. Canceled by phone five twenty
p. m."
"Who received this cancellation,
Bennett?"
"Beat you to it, chief," the young
reporter replied pertly. "Maybe I'm
no star on this travel stuff, but I'm
some guy on this system gag. I've
broken too many rules myself not to
know one when I see it badly bent. Be
that as it may, or as the case may be, as
the judge said, it didn't get me
anything. There ain't a girl on the board'll
admit she took the message and forgot
to initial it. What's more, there's the
John Hancock of every one of the
regulars, and it might be any, all, or none
of 'em."
"Curious," mused the chief. "However,
the important fact is that the ad
was ordered and then canceled. Of
course, we should like to know whether
it was a man or woman who canceled
it, but I am not at all sure that would
give us any peace of mind, either."
"Nope, you agree with me there,
chief," replied Bennett. "If the young
lady or the maid canceled, what good
would that do us? Neither of them
croaked him; that's a copper-riveted
cinch. If he canceled it himself, why?
There is just one sure thing we're up
against. We've got to cook up a new
alibi for the lieutenant."
"Ye-es," replied the editor absently.
"By the way, put in an order for a
duplicate photograph or two of this
Brighton picture, and tell the girl to ask
Reed to run in some time this afternoon
if he will."
The lieutenant, however, had seen no
particular reason for awaiting a special
invitation to call on the managing editor.
The story of his supposititious activities,
as reported in the Sunday edition,
had. pleased his conventional mental attitude
exactly. It was quite in keeping
with the character of interview he was
best able to accord on most of his
"investigations," and in the present case
reflected a spirit of sincerity that most
of his own excuses usually lacked.
As this conviction grew upon him he
decided that he was at last in the hands
of this friends. As a result he felt it
incumbent upon him to call on the
editor and assure him of this, or, as he
expressed it to himself, "slip him a little
bull." In pursuit of this laudable
design he announced his arrival to the
office girl a very few moments after her
unsuccessful efforts to connect with him
at his office.
His promptness was a matter of no
surprise to the managing editor, who
was in the habit of securing very quick
responses to most of his requests. He
wasted no time, either, in dispelling the
equanimity of the lieutenant. He
reported that an investigation of their
files, as well as those of each of the
other daily papers for Thursday last,
failed to disclose any advertisement such
as that for which the murdered man
was supposed to have remained at his
home.
Nonplused momentarily, more
because of his necessity for a new excuse
than because of his very evident
oversight in failing to discover this important
bit of information himself, the
lieutenant reverted to his original conviction,
and decided to throw himself on the
mercy of his friends.
"Well," he commented, "we ain't
learned a single new thing. We'll have
to stall again. What'd you think we
ought to say now?"
"That predicament has naturally
engaged my thought to a certain extent,
lieutenant," the M. E. replied. "I also
am of the opinion that a certain aspect
of this affair seems to indicate a little
"stalling,' as you suggest. And by the
way, Bennett at my suggestion secured
an excellent photograph of the murdered
man and his sister, together with three
friends, taken in England. It has
occurred to me that it might be a wise
plan to mail this picture to the authorities
in London. It may or not be
followed by any definite result, but there
can be no objection to the plan."
"Sure, sure," replied the police officer.
"Just give me the photo and I'll
send it off at once."
"I am having a duplicate or two
made from the original, and I think
they will be ready by four or five o'clock.
If you don't mind, I shall write a brief
request, outlining the salient points,
which you may have copied on official
paper and sent on over your signature,"
replied the editor.
"Just as you say," replied the
lieutenant.
"Very well," replied the editor. "If
you will return about five o'clock, we'll
get the picture off. You might bring
along a piece or two of official paper
and save time."
After the departure of the police
official the editor called a stenographer
and rapidly dictated a story for the
following day. He made no reference to
the absence of the "Help Wanted"
advertisement, but hinted at important
developments tending to convince the
police that the crime had been perpetrated
by a criminal of much higher intelligence
than that likely to be reflected in
the person of any seeker for a furnaceman's
job.
That this suggestion appealed
strongly to one member of that organization
at least was quickly manifest
after the lieutenant read a proof of the
story on his return at five o'clock.
"That's the dope!" he exclaimed, with
great satisfaction. "Couldn't have said
it better myself. Pictures done? I'd
like to get a slant at one."
The pictures were done, and the
lieutenant examined one with marked
interest. "Fine of the dame, all right.
Some shape, too! Reckon this is her
brother, though I can't say he looked
quite so swell the night I saw him.
Now where have I seen this guy right
behind him? Face is familiar. I bet
I've seen him or a picture of him. I'll
take this copy along if you don't mind.
I can't place that chap right off the bat,
but it'll come to me."
"I had that extra one made for you.
We'll just send this original right off,
if you brought that paper. Here, I'll
have this letter copied. You will note
I have requested a cable reply, to be
directed to you. We should receive it
within eight or nine days. I hope you
will have unraveled this mystery by
then, but we might as well do everything
we can," suggested the editor.
"Say," replied the lieutenant, "you
send me to trampin' a beat in
Hamtramck if I see a chance in a million
of pinchin' the guy that done this job."
"Nil desperandum, meaning later,"
laughed the editor. "Just sign this,
lieutenant, and if a reply comes pay for
it and bring the bill to us. You will
note that I have numbered the persons
in the picture from one to five. I
mention in this letter that Mr. Allen and his
sister are supposed to have resided in
St. John's Wood Road, near Lord's
Cricket Grounds in London, and that
they are supposed to have been under
a certain measure of suspicion before
leaving for America. I have further
suggested that they send us a cable
reply by Western Union code should they
possess any information of an interesting
character, a fuller reply to follow
by mail."
"Just what I would have said
myself," replied the lieutenant complacently.
"Ill breeze along now, and if
you get wised up on any new dope, tip
me off. So long."
The account of the next morning was
relegated to an inside position of no
prominence, as the ardor of a jaded
public interest was hardly expected to
reflect the same degree of expectation
shared by those on the inside. As a
matter of fact, the murder had ceased
to be a matter of any public concern, and
even the announcement of the findings
of the coroner's jury failed to arouse
more than passing notice.
The decision of this self-important
body was neither startling nor
unexpected. They found that the deceased
had met his death at the hands of some
person or persons unknown. In the
absence of any new evidence none of
the reporters present saw fit to waste
any time on the somewhat fulsome
evasions of Lieutenant Reed, and to all
intents and purposes the Burlingame
mystery became a dead issue.
The report of the jury's findings appeared in the issue of just eight days
after the letter signed by Lieutenant
Reed had been dispatched to London.
During that time absolutely no item of
interest had come to the attention of
the several concerned in unraveling the
case. Every morning the managing
editor sought for a letter from
"Antiquarian." Every night he confidently
expected it to arrive on the following
day. None came.
The silence of his unknown
correspondent perplexed and annoyed the
editor, and on the ninth day after the
receipt of his third letter he had the
following announcement inserted in the
"Personal" column:
If "Antiquarian" will take up his neglected
correspondence with M. E., his letters will be
received with the keenest appreciation.
On the noon mail of the same day
he was rewarded. The answer he
received read as follows:
Managing Editor, Detroit HERALD, City.
DEAR SIR:
Your flattering announcement
in the classified columns this morning is
keenly reminiscent of a timeworn saw, much
too trite to warrant unnecessary repetition.
Noting an absence of reportorial activity,
it occurred to me that such pedantic suggestions
as I had offered might have exhausted
the deductive capabilities of your worthy
young investigator. I accordingly deliberately
desisted from a course which I assumed
might thus but prolong an unwelcome spur
to distasteful activity.
Encouraged by the implied invitation of
your announcement, however, I shall venture
to suggest a line of thought occasioned by a
reference to your last report of proposed
official investigation. The imaginative processes
of the individual responsible for this unique
theory. is deserving of the highest praise, if
judged by current short-story fiction standards.
However, as a practical course of possible
value in the case at issue, it occurs to me
that a study of less pretentious vocations than
those of political or diplomatic character
might be expected to yield results of a more
tangible nature. In this connection it occurs
to me that a study of chauffeurs might be
productive of highly interesting developments.
As a profitable concrete study, also, I might
make reference to the interest I have felt in
local financial institutions. Even branch offices
of well-known depositories of acknowledged
standing are not devoid of promise.
Yours most respectfully,
ANTIQUARIAN.
P. S The North Woodward branch of the
Peninsular State Bank at the corner of Rosedale
Court is not very imposing in aspect,
but it is often a mistake to judge from casual
appearances.
The managing editor called in his
assistant, Bennett.
"About that Allen case, Bennett," he
remarked. "I do not remember any
particulars regarding the chauffeur.
Did you see him?"
"No, I didn't, chief," replied the
young man. "But Reed did the day
after the murder. His name is George
Canfield, and he lived in the house. I
never paid a bit of attention to him, as
the lieutenant reported he couldn't have
been within five miles of the place.
After leaving Miss Allen at the theater,
he went to the Lafayette pool rooms
and played pool and billiards all afternoon.
He got there at two forty and
left at exactly a quarter of five. The
lieut didn't have any trouble in checking
him up, as he had had a fuss with
the cashier over his checks. He had
been plugged in at a pool table at two
forty and swore that while he was in
the place by that time he hadn't got a
game for at least fifteen minutes after.
He'd had several fusses with his partners,
too, and four or five bums remembered
all about him when the lieut went
up Friday afternoon to check him up.
Lets him out without a doubt."
"So it would seem," murmured the
editor. "However, I wish you would
tun out to the Peninsular State Bank's
Rosedale Court branch and discover
whether you can learn anything from
them about this man Canfield. You
might also discover whether your young
lady friend can give you any interesting
information about him. Telephone me
if anything interesting develops."
"All right, chief," replied Bennett.
"I'll call you up within an hour."
A few moments after the time limit
the reporter had set for himself, the
editor was put in communication with
him over his private phone.
"I say, chief," Bennett's voice rang
excitedly over the wire, "that chauffeur
must have been J. P. M. in
disguise. He's been carrying a balance at
that bank as high as sixty thousand
dollars. Had 'em all stepping sidewise
yesterday morning when he wanted to
pull it all out in real money. They gave
him five thousand dollars in cash and a
cashier's check for fifty-two thousand
three hundred and twenty dollars on the
bank downtown. Struck 'em dead when
I told 'em he was a chauffeur. Always
came in dressed up like a horse, and they
thought he was some rich guy too lazy to
go downtown to bank."
"Quick work, Bennett," replied the
editor. "I'll find out at once whether
he has cashed in downtown."
"But wait a minute, chief,"
remonstrated Bennett. "That isn't all. I
called up my lady friend, and she says
Miss Allen is in a terrible stew.
Canfield hasn't been around since leaving
the house about nine o'clock yesterday
morning. Didn't come home last night
at all, and she's sure he telephoned early
this morning to Miss Allen. What'll
I do next?"
"Go to the house and see if Miss
Allen will give you an interview.
Come in as soon as you can. I'll get
in touch with Reed at once."
To the lieutenant the editor
immediately reported these unexpected
developments. The police officer said he
would have the dragnet out, and promised
to land the chauffeur within three
hours if he were still in town.
"I shouldn't be too sanguine on that
score," cautioned the editor. "If I do
not hear from you by six o'clock, I think
it will be good policy to run a story in
the morning paper. I feel rather confident that the quicker that man is
under lock and key the better. The
publicity can't do any harm, at any rate.
By the way, is there any word from
London yet?"
"Not a whisper," replied Reed.
"Time they came through at that, if
our letter ain't been blown up on the
way over. But you watch my smoke!
We land that guy or somebody will lose
a sweet, fat job."
"Bennett is attempting an interview
with Miss Allen, and if he should be
able to secure any new or interesting
data, I will instruct him to call you up
the moment he returns."
"I'll be right here," replied the officer.
On his return, however, Bennett had
little or nothing to report. Miss Allen
had declined to be interviewed on any
subject, claiming an attack of neuralgia.
At his chief's suggestion, he reported
to Mr. Reed in person, and returned
with a personal conviction, shared with
no reluctance by the editor, that little
success was likely to follow the timeworn
policy of the department in
apprehending the missing man.
Accordingly the story in the next
morning's issue galvanized the public
into a renewed interest in the Burlingame
mystery, and before noon the
supposed fugitive had been definitely
identified in no less than fifteen different
places by fifteen different amateur
detectives, no one of whom had ever seen
him, knew in the least what he really
looked like, or had any suspicion of his
existence before. Wise to this species
of folly, Lieutenant Reed wasted no
time on wild-goose chases, but as usual
sat in his office and waited for
something to "turn up."
As it happened, something actually
did. At one thirty he was delivered a
long message from London. With the
message in his hand, he wasted no time
in seeking his friend the editor.
"I didn't want to do a thing," he explained to the fatter, "until I could see
what you thought about it. This dope
is going to raise Billy Hell."
The editor took the message and read
it from start to finish with the keenest
interest:
Mr. Allen and sister not on record as having
left. Neither did they live on St. John's
Wood Road or remove thence since said date.
No. 1 of your picture is the Honorable Cyril
Westgate. No. 2 is not known to this department.
No. 3 is Edward Kline, alias "First
Cabin" Bigwood. No. 4 is the wife of Kline.
Both are high-grade confidence people, and
have been under surveillance here. No. 5 is
the wife of No. 1. The Honorable Cyril
Westgate was murdered in a Brighton hotel;
jewels, securities, and money to the extent of
seventy-five thousand pounds disappearing.
This department unaware of Kline and wife or
their exact whereabouts. Fuller particulars
and further request mailed registered post.
"Well," exclaimed the editor, "that is
a poser, isn't it?"
"Yep, and that ain't all, neither."
replied the officer. "No. 2 is our missing
chauffeur. The plain-clothes man
I had a long while checking up on him
the day after the murder slanted that
picture in my office this noon and
spotted it right away. I knew I'd seen
the guy, but blame me if I got next
at all."
"If I may venture to suggest it,
lieutenant, I should counsel the
apprehension of the alleged Miss Allen
without a moment's delay."
"I guessed we'd agree on that all
right, so I sent two men to No. 65
just before I blew over here. I've got
a buzz wagon below, and told them to
hold her till I got there."
"Well, I have a premonition you
won't be in time," replied the editor.
"However, hustle out there and
telephone me what develops if you pinch
the lady. You might take Bennett along,
I know he is dying for a little excitement."
"O. K.," agreed the officer. "Call
you up just as soon as I can."
The officer, attended by the highly
excited Bennett, had not departed more
than five minutes when the city editor
closeted himself with his chief.
"I just received a message from a
good friend of mine in the Receiving
Hospital, chief," he said. "Fifteen
minutes ago the ambulance brought in
two serious cases from a Palmer Park
road house. The woman died from a
bullet in the brain three minutes after
they got her in. The man is shot in two
places through the chest. He is
conscious, but is likely to croak within the
hour. The interne who telephoned me
says he is sure the woman is the sister
of Allen. He feels pretty sure the man
is the chauffeur, though he is dressed
in the latest style. I thought I should
tell you at once. What shall we do?"
"Get there just as quickly as we can.
Leave word to get hold of Reed as
soon as he arrives at No. 65, and have
him burn up the road to the hospital.
Hustle a boy out and have a taxi at
the corner by the time we walk that
far."
In less than eight minutes the two
were at the hospital, where the editor
identified the dead woman from the
picture he had brought with him. The man
was still on the table in the emergency
dressing room, surrounded by a swarm
of plain-clothes men and patrolmen in
uniform. To their crude attempts at
cross-examination he simply maintained
a sneering silence. It was evident that
his vitality was fast ebbing, and at the
request of the managing editor they all
withdrew but one chosen by the city
editor. The latter explained that his
"chief was in the full confidence of
Lieutenant Reed, whose presence was
momentarily expected.
The editor stepped to the side of the
dying man, and, holding the photograph
before him, said:
"We know all about it, Canfield.
Don't you want to tell us the reason
before you go out?"
At the sight of the photograph the
man's feeble eyelids flickered, and he
whispered: "She said she'd burn that
up. I always suspected she was in love
with that boob. Well, she got hers."
"Won't you tell us all about it?"
urged his questioner.
"Sure. I know it's all over, but those
flatfoots made me sick. I haven't too
much breath left, so if you'll just spill
all you know I'll fill in the blanks for
you."
The editor told him quickly the information
secured from Scotland Yard, as
well as the facts gleaned through the
hints of his mysterious correspondent.
The dying man was given a strong stimulant,
after which he told his story.
"Ed croaked Westgate, but he didn't
intend to do it. We had it all framed
to get him for a one-hundred-thousand-dollar
investment in an asphalt bed in
South America. May spoiled it all by
falling in love with the boob, and in a
jealous rage Ed stabbed him when both
of them were half tight in Westgate's
private sitting room. Ed was sober
enough to grab a suit case of plunder,
and as it turned out we hocked it for
close to two hundred thousand dollars
in New York. We beat it for Southampton,
and just made the midnight
boat for Cherbourg. The New York
stopped there the next afternoon.
"We held a council of war, and
decided we'd make a break for Detroit.
Besides, none of us had ever been there.
As a matter of fact, we hadn't worked
on this side for over five years,
anyway. We decided that Ed would be a
retired English gentleman with plenty
of money to invest, and that May would
be his sister. I was to fill in according
to the way the cards ran when we got
there.
"I've known Ed for twelve years, but
just happened to run across him in London
that summer, met his wife, and saw
at a glance she was traveling double
just for what there was in it. I fell
for her. If you are as wise as you
look, that ought to be enough to
explain a lot. I was wise all the time
that she was handing me the double
cross, but even a wise guy's a boob when
he falls for any skirt.
"We landed with twenty thousand
pounds in English bank notes, as
Westgate had drawn the money for our
asphalt game, and Ed copped that. We
cleaned up nearly twenty thousand more
on the other plunder Ed had riffled his
private dispatch box for. We played
around New York several months, making
up our minds what lay we'd play
in Detroit. May happened to get a rich
guy on the string, who tipped her off
to a big killing in steel, and Ed shelled
out ten thousand dollars to play the
hunch. We sold out too quick, but at
that cleaned up about forty thousand
dollars. Ed saw a waiter in the Astor
piping him off the night we celebrated
the clean-up, and swore it was a man
that had served him at the Metropole
Hotel in Brighton. He blew for
Detroit that night, and we packed up and
followed a week later.
"That stock deal gave us the idea,
and as soon as we landed here we took
a fine house, shipped on a lot of fine
stuff Ed had bought in New York, and
settled down to play a new game. I
became a chauffeur, and got next to
all the boys driving for the rich
automobile crowd. If there is anything
about a man's business a chauffeur
doesn't know, you can put the guy
down for a mutt. I lined up the live
ones, and May got next to them. Ed
worked the bucket-shop end of it, and
pretty soon we were richer than any
crooks had a right to be.
"As a result we all got pretty chesty.
Ed got to drinking and hitting the dope,
and was uglier than sin all the time.
He made May sign away her right to
half of the coin they banked, and for
the last three months I have had to fight
for every century I got. At last May
threatened to blow the bulls to his
Brighton job, and he got so scared he
agreed to the old split. However, May
felt he was likely to run the old bluff
any minute, and said she would beat
it with me if I'd just get rid of Ed.
I never croaked a man before in my
life, and I didn't want to do it, but she
has put it over on a lot wiser than I
am, and at last she wheedled me into it.
"She framed the whole thing. She
bought two .38 guns, and left hers
loaded with blanks around, taking a shot
at a pup next door once in so often to
make her bluff good. She gave the
other to me, with a box of cartridges for
it. She fired the furnaceman, and told
Ed he had better put in an ad for a
new one, as there were plenty in the
neighborhood, but she wasn't hobnobbing
with any of the neighbors.
"Ed telephoned the ad about noon on
Wednesday, and about five o'clock May
sent me out to wire the office to cancel
it, which I did. She said Thursday was
the girl's afternoon off, and that Ed
would be all alone. She had me cancel
the ad so no bum would be coming
around to bother me while I was tending
to Ed. She told him he'd have to stay
home and answer the ad, as she was
lining up a boob on whom she expected
to palm off a bum scarab Ed had picked
up. Ed worked Cairo two seasons, and
got bit right by the Egyptologist bug,
which from all accounts is more fatal
than the loco weed is for ponies. Some
slick dragoman had landed Ed for a
pretty penny for a scarab of old King
Cheops. That was before he got wised
up to the game, and it had become an
obsession of his to unload it on some
other sucker. He had tried it a dozen
times, but always fell down.
"Everything worked out just as May
had doped it. We left the house just
as the maid was about to pick up a
friend of hers next. door. We left in
the machine at one thirty, and took
fifteen minutes to drive to Newcomb-Endicott's. I left her there, and beat it
back, taking my time and reaching the
alley back on Lawrence Avenue in
fifteen minutes more. I put on a muffler
like the old furnaceman had worn and
an old hat covered with ashes. The hat
and muffler protected my face, and if
anybody saw me, we figured he would
take me for the furnaceman. I left
these duds in the back hall, and ran in
to where Ed was reading in the library.
I told him May had sent me back for the
scarab, as she had telephoned the boob,
who told her he would take it. Ed got
it out of the case. He was half stewed,
and bawled me out for coming back to
bother him. I had my gun in my hand,
and as he started to cuss me I took a
shot at him before I was ready. He
saw my gun, and grabbed at my arm
just as the gun went off. The bullet
went wild, and hit the wall, but he was
so drunk it was no trick at all to plug
him with my second shot.
"I was perfectly cool and not a bit
worried. Ed was a rat, and I had no
compunction about croaking him, once
I had made up my mind to do it. I
dragged the Chinese chair to where he
dropped, and lifted him into it. I got
up and moved a picture over the hole
in the wall where my wild bullet had
struck, took out May's pistol, extracted
one of the cartridges, and put one I
had shot in place of it. I then placed
all of the cartridges I hadn't used back
in the box, and dropped it in the drawer
where May always kept her gun, dropping
the latter near Ed's right hand. I
forgot entirely Ed was left-handed, but
even if I had remembered it I should
have probably done the same thing, as
I never should have touched the stiff
to get that scarab out of his left hand.
"I walked right out just as I had
entered, and was backing out of the alley
in twenty minutes from the time I had
left the car there. I beat it downtown
in just about twelve minutes, and took
about eight minutes more to find a place
to park my car. This brought me to
the pool room at exactly two forty,
which was the time we had figured on
my getting there. I played all afternoon,
making a fuss about everything
that gave me a good excuse, as I wanted
to perfect an alibi that would hold
water, and I guess I did.
"When May got home she threw a
fit that she had practiced on before, and
from all accounts she put everything
over to the queen's taste. After it was
all over and I asked her to keep her
promise, she just laughed at me. I was
a boob not to draw down my cash and
beat it then, but I hated to see her get
away with it. I stuck around, hoping
she would make good, but about three
or four days ago I began to realize some
one was following me up pretty close.
I didn't get wise until day before
yesterday who it was, when I caught that
old Grumpy next door peeking in at
me when I went to draw some money
at the bank. I felt right then he had
my number, for he is a foxy old busybody
with not a thing in the world to do
but make somebody trouble. I decided
that night I should draw out my share
of the spoils and lay low. I did it the
next morning, going to a private rooming
house in Highland Park.
"Last night I got terribly lonesome,
and made up my mind May would have
to beat it with me or come across with
at least half of the plunder. I had
telephoned her, and she had told me she
didn't want to ever hear from me again.
This morning, however, that story broke
in the paper. I called her up, and told
her she would meet me at the road
house or I'd spill the beans. She agreed
to come, and did.
"We got into a big argument in a
private room I had engaged, and I told
her flat she would have to go with me
or dig up at least three hundred thousand
dollars. I had no idea how much
she had, but felt it was not less than six
or seven hundred thousand dollars. She
said for me to go to the devil that she
was going to marry young Bedford, and
that she wouldn't give me a copper.
What she said about Bedford made me
see red, and so I shot her. I haven't a
thing on earth to live for, so made a
good job of it, and sent two more shots
where they would do the most good.
"That's all, I'll swear to it if it will
do you any good. It's some relief to
get it off my chest. Gimme another
drink, and if there is anything hot
around here just wrap it around my legs,
will you, please?"
Lieutenant Reed had entered as
Canfield was describing the cancellation of
the want ad, and listened to the rest of
the story with rapt attention. As
Canfield finished, he asked him:
"What's your real moniker,
Canfield?"
"Never mind," the dying man smiled.
"We all have names better than our
reputations, but where we're going
names don't count for much. So long;
give my regards to Grumpy."
The city editor wrote the story, and
"Antiquarian" replied to it with
characteristic pedantry. The letter is hardly
worth repeating, so we shall content
ourselves with the postscript. It said:
P. S. If you can possibly secure that IV.
Dynasty scarab for me, please send it to
No. 67 Burlingame Avenue.