THREE GREAT HOAXES OF THE WAR
Blessed Are They That Have Not Seen and Yet Have Believed
By Aleister Crowley
(1875-1947)
ON
three notable occasions, since the
war began, the credulity of the
English people has passed all belief. The
student of religious origins has probably
noted that the hoaxes on all three occasions
follow the generally accepted lines of demarcation,
namely; legend, prophecy, and miracle.
It is now no secret that the famous legend
of the "Russian Soldiers," that wonderful
story of a million and a half Russian troops
(with horses and artillery) smuggled
through England in the dead
of the night, was put about by the
secret service to try to check the
panic caused by the collapse at
Mons. It was quite useless to
point out to the English people
that Archangel is served by a
single line of rail, and that to ship
even 10,000 troops would have
strained the resources of the line
for an entire summer. It was
useless to ask why, having got all
these troops on transports, the
English did not sail them quietly
down to the place where they
were wanted, but went to the
enormous and senseless trouble of
disembarking them in England
and embarking them again.
IT
was useless to make calculations;
to show that as an
English railway coach holds fifty
men, and ten coaches make a
pretty long train, it would have
needed 3,000 trains to "flash by,
with drawn blinds" for the men
alone, and that the disguising of
the horses, artillery, champagne
and other necessary appurtenances
of a Grand Ducal Russian
army must have been a task
worthy of Sherlock Holmes at his
best.
One was always countered by
the reply: "But Admiral X, or
Captain Y, or Lord Z, or my
Uncle Harry (as the case might
be) saw them with his own eyes."
The best of the joke was that the
papers never printed a word of it,
though the story was the sole
topic of discussion for weeks.
The idea was to keep the whole
thing a secret from the Germans!
Ultimately, long after the yarn
had been exploded even among
the semi-educated the Evening
News featured it as a "Strange
Rumor" and one that might well
be believed.
SO
much for legend: now for prophecy!
The clairvoyants, astrologers, and psychics
in England were of course besieged from the
beginning. Everyone who was reputed to be
able to "look into the seeds of time and see
which grain will grow and which will not"
was immediately paid to do so.
But the clairvoyants were confronted with
this difficulty: Current prophecy must always
be conceded as rather a matter of faith. But
if there could be found a prophecy, many years
old, which had foretold the details of the war,
foretold them accurately, then it would be safe
to assume that the prophet who had foretold
the beginning might foretell the end. This
demand soon created the supply; several
prophecies were discovered Madame de
Thèbes and others but they were all lacking
in satisfactory details and antiquity, until
the great and glorious find the find of the
Abbot Johannes.
The Sar Péladan, a moderately good
littérateur and a really fine critic (you can read
all about him in Nordau's "Degeneration"),
has, in his time, contributed much to the
gaiety of the French people. Years ago, someone
remarked to him in a café that his name
was rather like that of the Assyrian, Beladan.
Péladan jumped at the idea and said that he
was Beladan, in a new incarnation; after that
he gave himself the title of Sar. He even
conferred similar glories on his associates;
hence his friends, who became Mérodach-Jauneau, Belshazzar-Dupont, and so on! Also
he had announced himself to be a Rosicrucian
anything romantic and mysterious
helps to work a clever trick and published
a book on the doctrines of that august
Fraternity called "Le Vice Suprême," rather as if
a learned Presbyterian divine were to preach
on "Why We Believe in the Mass."
The worthy Péladan was therefore not taken
very seriously by his contemporaries in
France; but England now-a-days
will stand for anything, even
cubists and futurists and vorticists.
So the English lent a willing
ear to the masterpiece of Péladan.
It appeared that the Sar so he
said in going through some old
papers of his father's, some ten
years previously, had found a
Latin prophecy of the Abbot
Johannes. (There were two or
three of these Abbots about 1600,
but none of them were particularly
prophetic!) Péladan had
made a translation, but did not,
of course, produce the original
for the inspection of experts. The
prophecy is in the best allegorical
style; all about a cock, and a
lion, and an eagle, and a bear.
The Kaiser is described
unmistakably, owing to his withered
arm, and the details of the war,
down to the battle of the Marne,
are given with an accuracy which
reflects extraordinary credit on
the seership of Johannes. After
this point, however, he becomes
a little indefinite and less careful
of detail.
 |
TRENCH TALK
POILU (to TOMMY ATKINS) "I no not speak well ze English languwage.
In England zay do not speak it ze same as zay do en Amérique: Par example
in England zay talk of ze great Field Marshal, in America zay say 'Ze Great
Marshall Field.' Et puis alors, In America zay talk of ze great French
General, in England zay speak always of ze great General French!"
Drawn by John Paul
|
THE
present writer warned the
Editor of the Occult Review
that anything emanating from
Péladan could only be a jest, but
was rebutted by the evidence of
an alderman from Harrogate, who
was said to have seen the original.
"An alderman from Harrogate"
only made it worse!
However, the story "got over"
and went the rounds of the press,
and was swallowed by everybody.
It did not last very long, though,
for that part of the prophecy dealing
with events subsequent to the
Marne, though vague, was not
vague enough to prevent even the
most faithful believers from
perceiving that it was totally wrong!
But all this palls before the
superb story of "The Bowmen."
There is nothing to beat it in all the annals
of mythopeia.
There is a writer in England who is not very
well known over here, but who is certainly
among the first half-dozen living English
authors. He is saturated with the love of
mediaevalism and sacramentalism. His name
is Arthur Machen. Falling upon evil times,
he has had to write for the Evening News.
In the course of this unhappy occupation, he
read the famous Weekly Dispatch account of
the retreat from Mons,
which account was true, and
caused the prosecution of
the publishers. This was on
Sunday morning, and he
went to church later, and
thought of the battle instead of the sermon. By and
by he wrote a story on it called "The Bowmen." In
a few words, this was his yarn:
Five hundred British soldiers, the remains of a regiment,
were covering the retreat from Mons. Disorganized
and desperate, they saw annihilation approaching
them in the shape of ten thousand pursuing cavalry.
One of the men, who had been educated in Latin and
the like, in the stress of emotion, found his mind wander
back to a vegetarian restaurant in London where the
plates had had on them a design of St. George and the
motto "Adsit Anglis Sanctus Georgius." With
involuntary piety he uttered this motto. A shudder passed
through him; the noise of battle was soothed to a murmur
in his ears; instead, he heard a great roar as of
thousands of soldiers shouting the ancient battle-cries
that rang out at Crecy and Poitiers and Agincourt! He
also saw before him a long line of shining shapes, "drawing
their yew bows to their ears, and stroking their
ell-long shafts against the Germans."
IT
was then observed by all that the enemy was
being swept away, not in single units but in battalions.
In fact, they were slain to a man; and the British rear
guard strolled off quietly in the wake of their army.
It is to be noted that the author very artistically
refrained from trying to lend verisimilitude to an otherwise
bald and unconvincing narrative by stating that
the burying-parties found arrows in the dead Germans.
He thought it too much mustard!
Well, he printed the story on September 29, 1914, and
thought that that would be the end of it. But no! A
few days later the Occult Review and Light wrote to ask
for his "authorities!" He replied that the old musty
English ale at the "Spotted Dog" in Bouverie Street
might know; if not, nobody did.
In a month or so, several parish magazines asked
leave to reprint it; and would he write a preface giving
the name of the soldier, and so on? He replied "Reprint
away; but as for the soldier, his name is Thomas Atkins
of the Horse-Marines." The editor of one magazine
replied (it was April, 1915, by now): "Pardon me, sir, if
I appear to contradict you; but I know positively that
the facts of the story are true; all you have done is to
throw it into a literary form."
So they reprinted the story. But that was only the
beginning of it. Variants began to appear. The
soldier was an officer, and the picture of St. George a
canvas instead of a plate. The dead Germans, too,
were now found with arrow
wounds the very detail
that Machen had rejected
as too absurd. Then again
in some accounts a cloud
appears between the armies to conceal the British. This
is obviously an echo from Exodus. Sometimes the
cloud disclosed shining shapes which frightened the
chargers of the Uhlans. But April was to wane before
the great transfiguration.
IN
May, Mr. A. P. Sinnett (the man who first wrote
of the Blavatsky teacup fables) had an article in the
Occult Review saying: "Those who could see said that
they saw 'a row of shining beings' between the two
armies."
Now Machen did say "a long row of shining shapes."
In this phase one may find the raison d'être of the last
stage of the myth. Angels are still popular in England;
fairies are dead, and saints are held a trifle Popish;
St. George is only a name except to mediaevalists like
Mr. Machen. So he drops out of the story. "The
Bowmen" became "The Angels of Mons" and the
story fairly took the bit between its teeth, and bolted.
It was quoted in Truth, in The New Church Weekly, in
John Bull, in The Daily Chronicle, in The Pall Mall
Gazette, and in every case it was treated as a serious
story.
Bishop Welldon, Bishop Taylor Smith (the Chaplain-General),
Dr. Horton, Sir J. C. Rickett all of them
serious divines in England preached about it. Canon
Hensley Henson said he didn't believe it, but we must
remember that he has quite often been near trouble for
holding heterodox opinions!
The Evening News has been bombarded with letters on
the subject; even the Psychical Research Society has
got into one of its usual muddles over it. In a word,
despite Machen's repeated explanations and denials,
the silly fancy is taken everywhere for established
fact.
The only attempt to give details of the yarn from
the front has been that of Miss Phyllis Campbell, who
is very young and very beautiful, but who, if she had
been wiser, would have given, as her authorities
soldiers who had figured on the Roll of Honor. That
would have sounded better than "a soldier," or than
"a wounded man of the Lancashires," or "An R. F. A.
hero," or "a nurse."
England believes it all, and, as faith can move mountains,
perhaps it can help the Allies to force the Rhine!