TALE OF A CHEMIST.
by Winthrop Mackworth Praed
(1802-1839)
THE
advancement of knowledge is the triumph of truth, and, as
such, is the eventual interest of mankind; inasmuch as the extension
of reason is by its very definition the necessary object of rational
beings. Timid theologians have trembled on the confines
of some topics which might lead to dangerous discovery; forgetful
that religion and truth, if not identical, are at least inseparable.
Some nice and sensitive chemists have forborne the search of the
ne plus ultra in alchemy, dreading that as gold is the great fountain
of wickedness on earth, the indefinite increase of that metal
might be the unlimited multiplication of human evil: but forgetting
that in all human affairs, from fluids up to theories, there
is a specific gravity in all things which keeps constant the level of
terrestrial operations, and prevents the restless brain of man from
raising any edifice, in brick or discovery, high enough to be the
ruin of his own species. To me, however, the one consideration,
that the eternal search of knowledge and truth is the very object
of our faculties, has been the main spring of my life, and although
my individual sufferings have been far from light, yet at their
present distance the contemplation gives me pleasure, and I have
the satisfaction to reflect that I am now in possession of an art
which is continually employed, day and night, for the benefit of
the present generation and of ages yet to come.
I was born in the Semlainogorod of Moscow; and for ten
years applied intensely to chemistry. I confess the failure of
many eminent predecessors prevented my attempting the philosopher's stone; my whole thoughts were engaged on the contemplation
of gravity on that mysterious invisible agent which pervaded
the whole universe which made my pen drop from my
fingers the planets move round the sun and the very sun itself,
with its planets, moons, and satellites, revolve for ever, with myriads
of others, round the final centre of universal gravity, that mysterious
spot, perhaps the residence of those particular emanations
of Providence which regard created beings. At length I discovered
the actual ingredients of this omnipresent agent. It is little
more than a combination of carbon, oxygen, hydrogen, and azote;
but the proportions of these constituent parts had long baffled me,
and I still withhold them from my species for obvious reasons.
Knowledge is power, and the next easy step from the discovery
of the elements, was the decomposition of gravity, and the
neutralization of its parts in any substance at my pleasure. I
was more like a lunatic than a rational chemist; a burning furor
drove me to an immediate essay of my art, and stripped me of the
power and will to calculate on consequences. Imagine me in my
laboratory. I constructed a gravitation-pump applied it to my
body turned the awful engine, and stood in an instant the first
of all created beings devoid of weight! Up sprung my hair
my arms swung from my sides above the level of my shoulders,
by the involuntary action of the muscles; which were no longer
curbed by the re-action of their weight. I laughed like a fool or
a fiend, closed my arms carefully to my side, compressed or concealed
my bristling hair under my cap, and walked forth from my
study to seek some retired spot in the city where I might make
instant experiment of a jump. With the greatest difficulty I preserved
a decent gait; I walked with the uneasy unsteady motion
of a man in water whose toes might barely reach the bottom:
conscious as I was of my security, I felt every instant apprehensive
of a fall. Nothing could have reconciled me to the disagreeable
sensation I experienced, but the anticipation of vaulting unfettered
into the air. I stood behind the cathedral of the Seven Towers;
nobody was near I looked hurriedly around, and made the
spring! I rose with a slow, uniform motion, but, gracious heaven!
imagine my horror and distress, when I found that nothing but the
mere resistance of the air opposed my progress; and, when at last
it stopped my flight, I found myself many hundred feet above the
city motionless, and destitute of every means of descent. I tore
my hair, and cursed myself, for overlooking so obvious a result.
My screams drew thousands to the singular sight. I stretched
my arms towards the earth, and implored assistance. Poor fool!
I knew it was impracticable.
But conceive the astonishment of the people! I was too high
to be personally known; they called to me, and I answered;
but they were unable to catch the import, for sound, like myself,
rises better than it falls. I heard myself called an angel, a ghost,
a dragon, a unicorn, and a devil. I saw a procession of priests
come under me to exorcise me; but had Satan himself been free
of gravity, he had been as unable to descend at their bidding as
myself. At length the fickle mob began to jeer me the boys
threw stones at me, and a clever marksman actually struck me on
the side with a bullet; it was too high to penetrate it merely
gave me considerable pain, drove me a few feet higher, and sunk
again to the ground. Alas! I thought, would to God it had
pierced me, for even the weight of that little ball would have
dragged me back to earth. At length the shades of evening hid
the city from my sight; the murmur of the crowd gradually died
away, and there I still was, cold, terrified, and motionless nearer
to heaven than such a fool could merit to rise again. What was
to be the end of this! I must starve and be stared at! I poured
out a torrent of incoherent prayers to heaven but heaven seemed
as deaf as I deserved.
Imagine my joy when a breeze sprung up, and I felt myself
floating in darkness over the town: but even now new horrors
seized me; I might be driven downwards into the Moskwa and
drowned; I might be dashed against the cathedral and crushed.
Just as I thought on this, my head struck violently against the
great bell of Boris Godunuff; the blow and the deep intonation
of the bell deprived me for some minutes of life and recollection.
When I revived, I found I was lying gently pressed by the breeze
against the balustrades: I pulled myself carefully along the
church, pushed myself down the last column, and run as straight
as my light substance would permit me to my house. With far
greater joy than when I had been disrobed of it, I speedily applied
a proper condensation of gravity to my body, fell on my
knees to thank heaven for my deliverance, and slunk into bed,
thoroughly ashamed of my day's performance. The next day, to
escape suspicion, I joined the re-assembled crowd looked upward
as serious as the rest, gazed about for yesterday's phenomenon,
and I dare say was the only one who felt no disappointment
in its disappearance.
Any one would imagine that, after this trial, I should have
burnt my pump, and left gravity to its own operations. But no!
I felt I was reserved for great things; such a discovery was no
every-day occurrence, and I would work up every energy of my
soul rather than relinquish this most singular, though frightful,
field of experiment.
I was too cautious to deprive myself again entirely of gravity.
In fact, in my late experiment, as in others, when I talk of extracting
my gravity entirely, I mean just enough to leave me of
the same weight as the atmosphere. Had I been lighter than
that, I should have risen involuntarily upward, like an air-bubble
in a bucket. Even as it was, I found myself inclined to rise and
fall with every variation of the atmosphere, and I had serious
thoughts of offering myself to the university as a barometer, that,
by a moderate salary, I might pass the remainder of my days in
tranquillity and honour. My object now was merely to render
myself as light as occasion required: besides, I found that by continual
contact with the earth and atmosphere, I always imbibed
gradually a certain portion of weight, though by extremely slow
and imperceptible degrees; for the constituent parts of gravity,
which I have mentioned, enter largely as every chemist knows, into
the composition of all earths and airs: thus, in my late essay, I
should certainly have eventually descended to earth without the
intervention of the breeze; indeed, I should probably have been
starved first, though my body would have at least sunk down for
the gratification of my friends.
Three furred coats and a pair of skates I gained by leaping
at fairs in the Sloboda, and subsistence for three weeks by my
inimitable performance on the tight-rope: but when at last I
stood barefoot on a single needle, and balanced myself head
downwards on a bodkin, all Moscow rung with applause. But
the great object of all my earthly hopes was to gain the affections
of a young widow in the Kremlin, whose heart I hoped to move
by the unrivalled effects of my despair. I jumped head-foremost
from a chair on the hard floor; twice I sprung into a well, and
once I actually threw myself from the highest spire in Moscow.
I always lay senseless after my falls, screamed at my revival, and
counterfeited severe contusions. But in vain! I found my person
or pretensions disagreeable to her, and determined in some
great pursuit to forget my disappointment. A thought struck
me. I knew that mortal man had conceived nothing so sublime,
and yet it was in my power! I prepared a large tube, and bound
myself round with vast bales of provisions, which, with myself,
I severally divested of gravity. It was a bright moonlight night.
I stood in my garden, with a weightless watch in my hand, gazing
on the heavens through the tube. I am confident there was in my
face the intrepid air of one who on great occasions can subdue the
little feelings of the heart. I had resolved on visiting the planet
Venus, and had prudently waited till she was in that part of her
orbit which was most distant from the sun and nearest to the
earth; the first of which might enable me to endure the heat of
her atmosphere, and the latter to subsist on the stock of provisions
I could conveniently carry. In fact, I had no doubt but
that owing to the extreme cold of a great part of the journey, the
evaporations from the pores of my body would be little or nothing,
and I could, consequently, subsist on a trifling meal. I had
arranged some elastic rods of steel to project me with considerable
velocity along the tube, the moment the planet should face it;
and, by simple multiplication, I was enabled, from the given velocity
of projection, and the known distance of the planet, to
compute to a day the period of my arrival there. In fact I
took double provision, partly from over-abundant precaution,
and partly to support me on an immediate return, in case I found
the heat oppressive. The moment approached arrived! The
planet stood shining on me down the tube. I looked wildly round
me for a last farewell, and was on the point of loosing the springs,
when a horrid doubt flashed on me. United saints of Constantinople!
should a light breeze blow me from the line of projection,
aye, even a single inch, I should shoot past the planet, fly off
into immeasurable space and darkness from eternity, whirl raving
along cold uncomfortable chaos, or plunge headlong into the sun
itself! A moment more, and I had been lost. I stood fixed like
a statue, with distended lips, gazing on the frightful planet;
my eyes swam round, my ears rung with hideous sounds, all
my limbs were paralyzed; I shrieked wildly, fainted, and should
have sunk to earth, had I not been utterly devoid of weight.
But, lifeless as my body stood, my thoughts still teemed with the
frightful horrors I had escaped: my phrenzy bore me on my
voyage, and to this day the recollections of the delirium are fresh
on my mind. Methought I was on the very journey I had meditated;
already the earth had faded to a twinkling speck, and
Venus, with an expanded disk, lay glittering before me: unhappy
being! I had committed blunder on blunder; I had forgot the
motion of the planet herself, and the effects of refraction and the
aberration of light, and I saw, at the distance of many hundred
miles, that I should exactly miss her. It was even so: imagine the
horrors of my dream, when, after a bitter journey of twenty-three
millions of miles, I exactly missed her by a foot; had there been a
tree, a bush, or a large stone, I might have saved myself. I
strained my powerless fingers at the planet in vain; I skimmed
along the surface rapidly, and at length found myself as swiftly
leaving it on one side as I had approached it on the other. And
then I fancied I was rushing quickly towards the sun, and, in an
approach of some years, suffered as many years the horrid
anticipation of approaching combustion. Well, I thought I passed
safely and unscathed by the sun, and launched past him into infinite
darkness, except where a stray comet, carrying fuel to the
sun, flashed a few years' glitter on my path. Sometimes, in the
utter silence of this boundless solitude, some large unseen body
would whiz by me with a rushing whirl, rolling in its orbit even
here beyond the reach of light, yet still obeying the universal laws
of gravitation; alas, how I envied that mass its gravity! And
then I heard strange sounds, the hisses of snakes and the shrieks
of evil spirits, but saw nothing: sometimes I felt my body pierced,
and bruised, and blown about by the winds; and heard my name
screamed out at intervals in the waste: and then all would pass
away, and leave me still shooting silently on in the same black,
hopeless, everlasting track.
After this my phrenzy turned, and methought I stood even on
the surface of the planet Venus. The ground, if ground it was,
seemed nothing but colour: I stooped to touch it my hand
passed unresisted through the surface. There was a perpetual
undulation on its face; not of substance, but of colour: every
hue I had seen was there; but all were light, and pale, and fleeting;
blue faded into violet, violet to the lightest green, green into
gentle silver, in perpetual and quick succession. I looked round
for the inhabitants of this strange place; methought they too
were colours; I saw innumerable forms of bright hues moving to
and fro; they had neither shape nor substance but their outline
was in continual change, now swelling to a circle, sinking to
an oval, and passing through every variety of curve; emitting the
most glittering coruscations, and assuming every diversity of tint.
But all these forms were of the brightest and most powerful
colours, in opposition to the pale surface along which they floated.
But there was order in their motions, and I could discover they
were rational beings holding intercourse by faculties we neither
have nor can conceive; for at one time I saw a number collect
about a pale feeble light, whose coruscations grew less frequent,
and the vividness of its colours faded: at last it seemed to die
away, and to melt into the surface of the planet from very sameness
of colour; and then the forms that stood about were for
some time feeble and agitated, and at last dispersed. This, I
thought, is the death of an inhabitant of the planet Venus. I
watched two bright colours that seemed to dance about each
other, floated in the most winning curves, and sparkled as they
passed. Sometimes they almost met, drew back, and again approached.
At the end, in a shower of light, they swam together,
and were blended into one for ever. There is love then, I
thought, even in this unsubstantial clime. A little after, I saw
vast troops of hues collect and flash violently; but their flashes
were not the soft gentle colours I had just seen, but sharp and
dazzling like forked lightning. Vast quantities faded into nothing,
and there remained but a few on the spot, brighter, indeed, than
they had arrived; but I thought these few brilliant shapes a poor
compensation for the numbers that had perished. Even in the
planet Venus, I said, there is death, and love, and war; and
hose, among beings impalpable and destitute of our earthly faculties. What a lesson of humility I read! I passed my hand
through many of these forms there was no resistance, no
sense of touch; I shouted, but no sound ensued; my presence
was evidently unnoticed there existed not the earthly sense of
sight. And yet, I thought, how we creatures of earth reason on
God's motives, as if he were endued with faculties like our own;
while we even differ from these created phantoms of a sister-world,
as much perhaps as they from the tenants of Jupiter, and
far more from the creatures of other systems! But there was
still one thing common to us all. All these bright beings floated
close to the surface, and it was evident that to keep the restless
beings of creation to their respective worlds, a general law was
necessary. Great Newton! neither touch, nor taste, nor sight,
nor sound, are universal, but gravity is for ever. I alone am the
only wretched being whom a feverish curiosity has peeled of this
general garb, and rendered more truly unsubstantial than the thin
sliding hues I gazed on.
After some time I fancied my own native planet was shining
above me. I sprung franticly upward, but many a dreary century
passed by, before I approached near enough to distinguish the
objects on its surface. Miserable being! I was again out of the
proper line, and I should have passed once more into boundless
darkness, had I not, in passing along the earth's surface, imbibed
a small portion of gravity; not indeed sufficient to draw me to it,
but strong enough to curve my line of flight, and make me revolve
round earth like a moon, in a regular elliptic orbit. This
was, perhaps, the most wretched of the phantasies of my brain:
in continual sight of my native land, without the chance of
approaching it by a foot! There I was, rolling in as permanent and
involuntary an orbit as any planet in the heavens; with my line
of nodes, syzygy, quadratures, and planetary inequalities.
But the worst of it was, I had imbibed, with that small portion
of gravity, a slight share of those terrestrial infirmities I had
hitherto felt free from. I became hungry and my hunger,
though by the slowest degrees, continually increased, and at the
end of some years, I felt as if reduced to the most emaciated
state. My soul felt gradually issuing from my tortured body,
and at last, by one of the strange inconsistencies of dreams, I
seemed in contemplation of myself. I saw my lifeless body
whirling round its primary, its limbs sometimes frozen into
ghastly stiffness, sometimes dissolved by equinoctial heat, and
swinging in the wide expanse. I know not if it sprung from the
pride inherent in all created beings, but this contemplation of the
ultimate state of degradation of my poor form, gave me greater
distress than any part of my phrenzied wanderings. Its extreme
acuteness
brought me to myself. I was still standing in my
garden, but it was daylight, and my friends stood looking on my
upright, though fainting form, almost afraid to approach me. I
was disengaged from my tubs and sacks, and carried to bed.
But it did not escape the notice of the bystanders, that I was destitute
of weight; and although I took care to shew myself publicly
with a proper gravity, even with an additional stone weight,
strange stories and whispers went forth about me; and when my
feats of agility, and frightful, though not fatal, falls were recollected,
it became generally believed that I had either sold myself
to the devil, or was, myself, that celebrated individual. I now
began to prepare myself for immediate escape, in case I should be
legally prosecuted. I had hitherto been unable, when suspended
in the air, to lower myself at my pleasure; for I was unable to
make my pump act upon itself, and therefore, when I endeavoured
to take it with me, its own weight always prevented my making
any considerable rise. I have since recollected, indeed, that had
I made two pumps, and extracted the weight from one by means
of the other, I might have carried the light one up with me, and
filled myself, by its means, with gravity, when I wished to
descend. However, this plan, as I said, having escaped my
reflection, I set painfully about devising some method of carrying
about gravity with me in a neutralized state, and giving it operation
and energy when it should suit my convenience. After long
labour and expensive experiments, I hit upon the following
simple method:
You will readily imagine that this subtle fluid, call it gravitation,
or weight, or attraction, or what you will, pervading as it
does every body in nature, impalpable and invisible, would occupy
an extremely small space when packed in its pure and unmixed
state. I found, after decomposing it, that besides the gases I
mentioned before, there always remained a slight residuum, incombustible
and insoluble. This was evidently a pure element,
which I have called by a termination common among chemists,
"gravium." When I admitted to it the other gases, except the
azote of the atmosphere, it assumed a creamy consistence, which
might be called "essential oil of gravitation;" and finally, when
it was placed in contact with the atmosphere, it imbibed azote
rapidly, became immediately invisible, and formed pure weight.
I procured a very small elastic Indian-rubber bottle, into which
I infused as much oil of gravity as I could extract from myself,
carefully closed it, and squeezed it flat; and I found that by
placing over the orifice an extremely fine gauze, and admitting the
atmosphere through it (like the celebrated English Davy Lamp),
as the bottle opened by its own elasticity, the oil became weight;
and when I squeezed it again, the azote receded through the
gauze, and left the weightless oil. Thank Heaven, I was now
in possession of the ultimatum of my inquiries, the means of
jumping into the air without any weight, and the power of assuming
it when I wished to descend. As I feared, I was indicted as a
sorcerer, and condemned to be hung; I concealed my bottle under
my arm, ascended the scaffold, avowed my innocence, and was turned
off. I counterfeited violent convulsions, but was careful to retain
just weight enough to keep the rope tight. In the evening, when the
populace had retired, I gently extricated my neck, walked home,
and prepared to leave my country. At Petersburgh I heard that
Captain Kharkof Voronetz was about to sail to India to bombard
a British fortress. I demanded an interview. "Sir," said I,
"I am an unhappy man, whose misfortunes have compelled him
to renounce his country. I am in possession of an art by which
I can give you accurate intelligence of every thing going on in
the fortress you are to attack; and I offer you my services, provided
you will give me a passage and keep my secret." I saw by
his countenance he considered me an impostor. "Sir," I said,
"promise me secrecy, and you shall behold a specimen of my
art." He assented. I squeezed the little bottle under my arm,
sprung upward, and played along the ceiling to his great amaze.
He was a man of honour, and kept his promise; and in six
months we arrived off the coast of Coromandel. Here I made
one of the greatest mistakes in my life. I had frequently practised
my art during the first part of the voyage for the amusement
of the sailors; and instead of carrying my gravity-bottle with
me, I used to divest myself of just sufficient gravity to leap
mast-high, and descend gently on the deck; and by habit I knew the
exact quantity which was requisite in northern climes. But
when I had ascended to view the fortress near the equator, I
found too late that I had extracted far too much, and for this
reason: If you hold an orange at its head and stalk, by the
forefinger and thumb, and spin it with velocity, you will see
that small bodies would be thrown with rapidity from those parts
which lie midway between the finger and thumb, while those
that are nearer are far less affected by the rotatory motion. It
was just so with me. I had been used to descend in the northern
climates with a very slight weight; but I now found, that in the
equatorial regions I was thrown upward with considerable strength.
A strong sea-breeze was blowing. I was borne rapidly away from
the astonished crew, passed over the fortress, narrowly escaped
being shot, and found myself passing in the noblest manner over
the whole extent of India. Habit had entirely divested me of
fear, and I experienced the most exquisite delight in viewing that
fine country spread out like a map beneath me. I recognised the
scenes of historical interest. There rolled the Hydaspes, by the
very spot where Porus met Alexander. There lay the track of
Mahmoud the great Gaznevide. I left the beautiful Kashmir on
the right. I passed over the head-quarters of Persia in her
different ages, Herat, Ispahan, Kamadan. Then came Arbela
on my right, where a nation, long cooped up in a country scarce
larger than Candia, had overthrown the children of the great
Cyrus, and crushed a dynasty whose sway reached uninterrupted
for 2000 miles. I saw the tomb of Gordian, on the extreme
frontier of his empire a noble spot for the head of a nation of
warriors. I skimmed along the plain where Crassus and Galerius,
at the interval of three hundred years, had learnt on the same
unhappy field that Rome could bleed. A strong puff from the
Levant whirled me to the northward, and dropped me at length
on a ridge of Mount Caucasus, fatigued and hungry. I assuaged
my hunger with mountain mosses, and slept a few hours as well
as the extreme cold would permit me. On waking, the hopelessness
of my situation distressed me much. After passing over so
many hot countries, where the exhalations from the earth had
enabled my body to imbibe gravitation more rapidly than usual,
I had gradually moved northward, where the centrifugal force of
the earth had much decreased. From these two causes, and in
this wild country, without the means of chemically assisting
myself, I now found my body too heavy to trust again to the
winds intrenched as I was, between the Black Sea and the
Caspian, but without weight to give firmness to my step; without
the lightness of a fowl I had all its awkward weakness in water.
The savage natives cast lots for me, and I became a slave. My
strange lightness was a source of mirth to all, even to my
fellow-servants; and I found, by experience, how little weight a man
bears in society who has lost his gravity. When I attempted to
dig, I rose without effect on my spade. Sometimes when I bore
a load of wood on my shoulders, it felt so top-heavy, that upon
the slightest wind I was sure to tumble over and then I was
chastised: my mistress one day hoisted me three miles by a single
kick on the breech. But however powerless against lateral pressure,
it was observed with amaze how easily I raised the vast
weights under which the most powerful men in the country sunk;
for, in fact, my legs being formed to the usual capabilities of mankind,
had now little or no weight of body to support: I was, therefore,
enabled to carry ten or twelve stone in addition to a common
burden. It was this strength that enabled me to throw several
feet from the earth a native who had attacked me. He was
stunned by the fall, but, on rising, with one blow he drove me a
hundred yards before him. I took to my heels, determined, if
possible, to escape this wretched life. The whole country was
on foot to pursue me, for I had doubly deserved death; I had
bruised a freeman, and was a fugitive slave. But notwithstanding
the incredible agility of these people in their native crags, their
exact knowledge of the clefts in the hills, the only passes between
the eternal snows and my own ignorance, I utterly baffled their
pursuit by my want of weight, and the energy which despair
supplied me. Sometimes when they pressed hardest on me, I
would leap up a perpendicular crag, twenty feet high, or drop
down a hundred. I bent my steps towards the Black Sea, determined,
if I could reach the coast, to seek a passage to some port
in Cathenoslaw, and retire where I might pass the remainder of
my life, under a feigned name, with at least the satisfaction of
dying in the dominions of my legitimate sovereign, Alexander.
Exhausted and emaciated, I arrived at a straggling village, the
site of the ancient Pityus. This was the last boundary of the
Roman power on the Euxine and to this wretched place state
exiles were frequently doomed. The name became proverbial;
and, I understand, has been so far adopted by the English, that
the word "Pityus" is, to this day, most adapted to the lips of the
banished. In a small vessel we sailed for Azof; but when we
came off the straits of Caffa, where the waters of the Don are
poured into the Euxine, a strong current drove us on a rock,
and in a fresh gale the ship went speedily to pieces. I gave
myself up for lost, and heard the crew, one after the other, gurgle
in the waves and scream their last, while I lay struggling and
buffeting for life. But after the first hurry for existence, I found
I had exhausted myself uselessly, for my specific gravity being
so trifling, I was enabled to lie on the surface of the billows without
any exertion, and even to sit upon the wave as securely as a
couch. I loosened my neckcloth, and spreading it wide with my
hands and teeth, I trusted myself to the same winds that had so
often pelted me at their mercy, and always spared me. In this
way I traversed the Euxine. I fed on the scraps that floated on
the surface sometimes dead fish, and once or twice on some
inquisitive stragglers whose curiosity brought them from the deep
to contemplate the strange sail. Two days I floated in misery,
and a sleepless night; by night I dared not close my eyes for fear
of falling backward-and by day I frequently passed objects that
filled me with despair fragments of wrecks; and then I looked
on my own sorry craft: once I struck my feet against a drowned
sailor, and it put me in mind of myself. At last I landed safe on
the beach, between Odessa and Otchacow, traversed the Ukraine,
and, by selling the little curiosities I had picked up on my
passage, I have purchased permission to reside for the rest of my
days unknown and unseen in a large forest near Minsk. Here,
within the gray crumbling walls of a castle, that fell with the
independence of this unhappy country, I await my end. I have
left little to regret at my native Moscow; neither friends, nor
reputation, nor lawful life; and I had failed in a love which was
dearer to me than reputation than life than gravity itself. I
have established an apparatus, on improved principles, to operate
on gravity; and I am now employed, day and night, for the
benefit, not more of the present generation, than of all of mankind
that are to come. In fact, I am laboriously and unceasingly
extracting the gravitation from the earth, in order to bring it
nearer the sun; and though, by thus diminishing the earth's orbit, I
fear I shall confuse the astronomical tables and calculations, I am
confident I shall improve the temperature of the globe. How far
I have succeeded, may be guessed from the recent errors in the
Almanacs about the eclipses, and from the late mild winters.