MY SHERLOCK HOLMES
BY BARRY KELLOGG
I have always maintained that my boys were clever, particularly
Ralph, but I never gave even him credit for being as clever as he really is,
until certain events transpired which I shall briefly relate.
Both the boys were fond of outdoor exercises, particularly cycling,
and were boys in every sense of the word. Tom was eighteen and Ralph
was a year younger. In their studies they kept abreast, for while Ralph
was the younger he was far more clever than Tom, although he was not
nearly so studious. Time and time again I have found Tom at his studies
while Ralph was reading romances. I had often rebuked Ralph for this
but without apparent good results. At the time of which I am writing he
had become enamored of the tales of A. Conan Doyle. I tried to show him
the folly of light reading and particularly the reading of such impossible
tales as those of Doctor Doyle. It was of no avail, however, for the boy
not only kept on reading them but insisted on relating the detective tales to
me and arguing, that, while they were not true, they were at least possible.
He even went so far as to say that in reading them one learned habits of
observation and analysis that would stand him in good stead in life. I
finally gave up arguing with him.
But to my story. After having accumulated a moderate fortune in
speculation early in life, I decided that I had all the money that I needed
for the rest of my days and resolved to retire to a country home and there
indulge myself in my love for books and nature, make my wife happy, and
personally educate my two sons. Ten happy years had been spent thus
when I began to realize that the constantly decreasing rates of interest and
the constantly increasing expenses of two boys, already nearly fitted for
college, would soon compel me to eat into my original capital or deny
myself and my wife luxuries that we had been accustomed to for years.
I must increase my capital. That was plain. I learned, by chance,
one day that a new railroad had secured a charter to enter Chicago
which was less than a hundred miles from my home and that it would, at
a point within a few miles of my home, cross another railroad that did not
go near Chicago. This was inside information and I readily perceived the
value of it. At the junction of the two roads there would be a freight yard,
a depot, and a little village. If I could gain possession of the land there I
would have a sure and a safe investment.
I knew that the largest part of the land in that vicinity was owned by
an illiterate old German who had acquired it when the place was a wilderness,
and that he had tenaciously held on to it. After I had advanced
many arguments and offered a sum considerably more than the land was
worth for farming purposes, he consented to sell. I had the abstracts
looked up and every detail of the transaction settled except the actual
transfer. The German, whose name was Schmidlap, could barely read,
scarcely scrawl his name in German characters, and was utterly ignorant of
business. Like most men who are ignorant of business he was suspicious
and cautious. In this case his caution took a peculiar form. He insisted
that the money must be paid in cash. Unwilling to cross him in any
particular I readily agreed to his demand. He was to come to my home
prepared to make the transfer one afternoon in the early fall and I,
accompanied for safety's sake by my two sons, went to Chicago and drew out the
money necessary for the purchase, $27,500. Of this sum $5,000 was in gold
eagles which I got, thinking that if at the last moment the Teuton should
hesitate to go on with the deal, as I half feared he would, the sight of
the gold would act as an incentive to go ahead. I would have gotten the
whole sum in gold but for the fact that it would have weighed too much to
have been carried without much inconvenience. As it was the money with
the valise in which I carefully locked it weighed close to twenty-five
pounds.
When I got home I put the valise containing the money in my desk, a
roll-top office desk, in the library and there with the boys and my wife
awaited the advent of Schmidlap. He was to be at my house at 4 o'clock
but it was over an hour before he put in an appearance. At last we saw
him driving down the road in a farm wagon, and alone. Had it been any
one else who was coming to carry away so large a sum of money, it would
have surprised me to see him alone, but in Schmidlap it did not. We
could hear him stop before the door. My wife showed him into the
library and left the room. To my "good afternoon" he made no reply but
glanced around and finally said, "Have you got the money?"
I replied that I had; whereupon he blurted out, "Let me see it."
I unlocked the desk and taking the valise to a table opened it and laying
the bills to one side poured the gold out and let him feast his eyes on
it. He looked, and looked, and then dug his hands into the heap. After
he had feasted his eyes for as long a time as I thought necessary to
impress him with the value of it, I swept the money into the valise again
and locking it set it on my desk and inquired, "Where are the deeds?"
"The deeds!" he exclaimed, in a tone of dismay; "the deeds!" and
rushed out into the hall where we heard him give a terrified shriek and fall
heavily to the floor.
Hastily pulling down the cover of the desk I, followed by my sons,
rushed into the hall to see what was the matter with him. We found him,
apparently unconscious, in a heap on the floor. We raised his head and
calling to my wife for stimulants, which were soon brought, we quickly had
the satisfaction of seeing him open his eyes. He struggled to his feet and
supported by Tom on one side and me on the other and followed by my
wife and Ralph he went to the wagon and extracted the deeds from under
a blanket on the seat of the wagon. It took but a glance to satisfy him and
he hastily put the precious papers in an inside pocket and we all returned
to the house. My wife was the first to enter the library. Before I got into
the room I heard her give a cry of dismay. Hastening into the room I saw
that my desk was open and that the valise containing the money had
disappeared.
For a moment I was motionless with surprise and dismay. It seemed
impossible that in the brief time we had been absent from the room anyone
could have opened the desk and gotten away with the money. I rushed
out of the house and looked in every direction for the thief but there was not a
soul in sight. As I returned to the house I met Schmidlap. He reproached
me with having played a trick on him, and said that he never believed
that I intended to pay him a cent, but was trying to rob him of his deeds.
I did not discuss the matter but went on a few steps, when I met my wife.
"Go hitch up the horse," she said, "and I will drive to the village, notify
the constable, and telegraph to the city for detectives."
I inwardly blessed her for thinking of things which my brain was too
dulled to have thought of. I hitched up the horse and watched her drive
away and then returned to the house. Tom and Ralph had both
disappeared. I was weak and my brain refused to work. I sat down at the
empty desk that but a few minutes before had contained nearly half of my
little fortune, bowed my head on my hands, and gave way to my grief in a
manner that was, perhaps, childlike but was, nevertheless, natural. I do
not know how long I remained in this position. It must have been along
time. The first thing that I realized was the
presence,/CORR> of Ralph's face as
he raised my head from my hands and looked into my eyes.
"I thought you said Sherlock Holmes was not a possible character," he
said.
I looked at him in a dazed way and asked, "What do you mean, my
boy?"
"I mean this," he said, and held before my eyes the valise that had
contained the money.
I gazed a moment in astonishment, and then seized it, and thrusting the
key into the lock opened it. There was the money, the new crisp bills and
the clinking gold, When I had sufficiently recovered myself to ask what it
all meant, Ralph, in that superior tone that boys will at times assume and
which I had so often reproved him for using, began:
"Sherlock Holmes was not such a wonderful man after all. Anyone
could be a Sherlock Holmes if he only had the chance and would use his
eyes and his powers of analysis.
"When I saw that the money was gone, and you ran out of the room, I
thought, 'Here is a chance to do what Sherlock Holmes would have done.'
Of course I do not pretend to know as much as Sherlock Holmes knew, but
I thought that I did know enough for a simple case like this.
"The first thing that I did was to examine the desk. The thief,
whoever he was, either had a key or else forced open the desk, for before you
left the room you shut down the cover and locked it. He did not have a
key, for the first thing that I discovered were two little triangular shaped
indentations on the edge of the cover with the sides of each triangle nearest
to the other, parallel to each other. On the top of the desk was a mark
evidently caused by a piece of steel about three-quarters of an inch wide.
The marks on the top of the desk came just opposite to the marks on the
cover. Thinking of instruments that could make such marks I thought of
the spanner wrench for our tandem. The marks were plainly made by a
spanner wrench.
"Then I stopped to think how the thief got into the room. He could
not have come in the front way without our seeing him and I knew that
the back of the house was locked. There was only one other way that he
could have gotten in then, and that was by the window. You know that the
window was open. I started for it but I knew that the thief had come in
that way before I got there for there was dirt on the carpet and the tracks
led directly from the window to the desk. In the soft dirt in the flower-bed
outside the window I saw footprints. I examined them as Sherlock
Holmes used to examine footprints. Across the print of the sole of the
shoe were two parallel lines of marks. What could have made them?
Surely nothing but the rat trap pedals of a bicycle. The use of a wrench
and the prints of the shoes settled the matter. The thief must have been a
bicycle rider, and, having a wrench with him, must have had his bicycle,
which would also account for his getting out of sight so soon.
"Then I stopped to analyze some more. Who could have known that
the money was there. I was sure that you had told no one outside of this
house and I was equally sure that no one in the house had told any one.
Then it must have been someone that old Schmidlap had told. Who was
there that he knew that rode a bicycle? Why, his son Jake, of course.
That explained everything. Of course Schmidlap would not know where
you kept the money and if any one was to get at it he must know that. He
asked you if you had the money the first thing and you showed it to him.
Anyone could look in the window from behind the shrubbery and see where
you put it. Then old Schmidlap went out after the deeds and pretended to
faint so as to get us out the room. It was clear as day. Schmidlap had
conspired to get your money without giving up his land.
"As soon as I had settled that much, I told Tom to go to the barn and
get out our tandem, for you know that Jake Schmidlap is a scorcher and
won the county championship at the fair only last week. I knew that if
we were to catch him soon we would have to be in a hurry. I knew that
we could beat him on the tandem, especially as he had that heavy satchel
to carry.
"While Tom was getting the tandem I made sure that Take had his
bicycle with him by looking for its tracks. His bicycle has corrugated tires
and it is the only bicycle with that kind of tires in the neighborhood. Sure
enough I found the tracks of the tires in the road in front of the house. But
here was a puzzle. There were tracks in both directions. Then I analyzed.
He did not go in the direction of his house for the road in that direction is in
plain sight for a mile and we would have seen him when we ran out of the
house. He must have gone the other way and gotten around the corner
by the maple grove and thus have been out of sight.
"Jake did not have more than ten minutes start and I felt sure that we
could catch him in much less than an hour, and I knew we would have to
catch him in that time, or he would have the help of darkness to assist him
in his escape. I told Tom that we would have to make our very
best time and we laid down to the work. Whenever we came to a
cross road we would have to slow down so that we could see whether
or not he turned off. He kept right on, however, and after we had
examined several cross roads I became satisfied that he would make right
for Cedar Grove where he could take the mail train west. You know that it
is rather hilly on the road to Cedar Grove and that encouraged me for I
kne v that whatever advantage we had over him on a level road would be
increased on the hills. We kept on just as fast as we could go until we
came to the cross road that leads to the Grove. I was almost tired out by
that time and I could see that Tom was no better off, but there were only
two miles more at the most, and even then it was a question with me
whether we would get to the station in time for the train. We stopped long
enough to see that Jake had taken this road and then hurried on as fast as
we could. We had not gone far when I looked up from the front seat, as
we got to the top of a hill, and saw Jake ahead of us at the top of the
next one. He was not more than an eighth of a mile ahead, but that was
enough.
"'There he is,' I said to Tom and we both worked as we never worked
before. We never could have gone at the speed we went if it had not been
for the big prize at the end of the race. When we had gone a mile more
and were within sight of Cedar Grove, we had almost caught him. We
were not more than twenty yards behind. Up to this time Jake had not
seen us but he heard the whir of the tandem and he looked around. I
never saw such a look of terror on any one's face in my life.
"The valise was hanging over his shoulder hanging by the strap that
was on it when you carried it home from bank. He did not lose any time
in looking back but he bent over his wheel and worked for dear life. We
had been making such a spurt that for a while we actually lost ground.
Then he began going up hill and we began gaining on him. My head was
all in a whirl with the excitement and work and I could scarcely see where I
was steering. We got to the top of the hill not more than ten feet behind
him. I could see that he was as tired as we were for he was wabbling.
"'Give it to her,' said Tom, and I did the best that I could. We were
going down that hill at a fearful pace when I saw something that almost
made my hair stand on end. Jake was no longer trying to get away from
us but was looking behind. All of a sudden I remembered his trick of
'dumping' other competitors in his races on the track. He would get in
the lead and then cross over in front of some rider just so that his front
wheel would strike Jake's rear one and the poor fellow would go down with
his machine. That was what he was trying to do with us.
"He edged over to one side of the road and I followed him, taking care
not to get too close. All of a sudden I saw that he was back-pedaling. It
was as much as I could do to get my foot on the front wheel of our tire
before we were lapped on his wheel. I could feel the beat of the friction
on the tire coming through my shoe just as he, judging that we were close
enough, steered his wheel toward the other side of the road. Had he been
a moment sooner we would have surely gone down but my foot brake had
accomplished its work and he missed us by the closest possible margin. I
got my feet on the pedals again and began pumping and called to Tom to
do the same. In a minute the high gear of the tandem had brought us
alongside of him, and, as soon as we were enough ahead, I began crowding
him off toward the ditch. He was right on the edge of the road and just
abreast of Tom when he reached out his hand and tried to push us away.
He reached for Tom but Tom was smart
enough to duck his head and
Jake came crashing into our back wheel from the impetus of his own
shove.
"We managed to escape falling but Tom lost his pedals and we went
flying down the hill and it was not until we had reached the bottom that we
were able to stop the tandem. When we got off we left the wheel lying on
the ground and ran back on foot. There was no need to hurry for Jake
was lying on the ground insensible. We took the valise and then tried to
bring him back to consciousness. While we were working, a farmer came
along and we left him to carry Jake to Cedar Grove in his wagon while we
got on our tandem and rode home. We did not come back very quickly
but here we are.
"And now, what do you think of Sherlock Holmes?"