THE MAN WITH THE CLOAKS.
A VERMONT LEGEND.
by William Austin
(1778-1841)
ON the border of Lake Champlain you will find a beautiful declivity
in the present town of Ferrisburg, which commands a southerly
view of the lake. In a calm summer morning you may look down on
a sea of glass; and sometimes in winter, when a severe frost catches
the lake asleep, you may behold a spacious mirror, polished beyond the
efforts of art.
The following account of John Grindall, who many years since lived
on this declivity, is still current in the neighborhood, although time has
probably added not a little to the real facts. Grindall was something
more than a strict economist, one whom the present extravagant age
would pronounce a miser. To give and to lose had with him the same
meaning; so, to get and to keep.
A poor traveller from the Genesee country, on his return from Canada,
was overtaken in the month of November in the year 1780, a memorable
cold winter in New-England, without a surtout. He tarried for a night
at an inn in the neighborhood of Ferrisburg. His landlord taking pity
on him, observed, "my neighbor Grindall has just bought himself, after
many years, a new cloak. Call on him to-morrow morning, and tell
him I sent you, and hope he will give you his old cloak; and moreover,
say to him, he will never be less warm for parting with it, as a deed of
charity sometimes warms the body more than a blanket."
Accordingly the traveller called on Grindall and told his errand. The
day was extremely cold, and pleaded most eloquently for the old cloak.
"Have easy," said Grindall; "is it for one man to be liberal of the property
of another? My neighbor is one of the most generous men in the
world; for the simple reason, that he has nothing to give." "You do him
wrong, sir," said the traveller; "he gave me a lodging and a breakfast;
and moreover, said you were the wealthiest man in all these parts."
"Ay," said Grindall, "I have grown rich by keeping, not by giving. If
the weather grows much colder, I shall want not only my new cloak
and my old one, but another." "So, you will want two, or more, while
I have to travel more than one hundred miles without any. Your neighbor
bid me tell you, a deed of charity would warm one better than a
blanket." "My old cloak will fit no one but myself." "Ah! he that is
warm thinks all others are so." "But you should be more provident, and
not have the cloak to make when it begins to rain. However, you have
one advantage, a threadbare coat is armor proof against a highwayman."
"And perhaps," said the traveller, "another advantage, 'the greatest wealth
is contentment with a little." "Yes," said Grindall, "many talk like
philosophers and live like fools." "But, sir, if you make money your
god, it will plague you like the devil." "But he is not wise who is not
wise for himself; and he that would give to all, shows great good will
but little wisdom." "Still, sir, you make a great purchase when you relieve
the necessitous." "My receipts, all of them, are for very different
purchases." "Farewell, then. You may want more than two cloaks
to keep you warm if I perish with the cold."
The traveller departed. A few days afterward a rumor was prevalent
that a traveller had perished on the west side of the lake. Grindall
heard the report, and reflected on the last words of the stranger; and
he felt a sudden chilness shoot through his frame. There was nothing
supernatural in this. The body is often the plaything of the mind. The
imagination can produce a fever; and why not turn the heart to an
icicle, especially as it appeared that Grindall's heart was sufficiently cold
before? The morning after this rumor, he pronounced it the coldest
day he had ever experienced; and he sat in his old cloak the whole day,
congratulating himself that he had not given it to the traveller. The
next day seemed to Grindall more severe than the former; and he put
on both the old and the new cloak. Nevertheless, he was far from
comfortable. The third day he sent to his tailor for a new cloak. But
as the tailor could not make a cloak in a day, he borrowed the cloak of
his neighbor the innkeeper.
The weather that year, 1780, as is well known, waxed daily colder
and colder, and Grindall was obliged to employ all the tailors, far and
wide, for nothing could keep him warm, not even an additional cloak
every day; so that Grindall soon excited the curiosity of all around
him. His appearance, indeed, must have been grotesque. His circumference
was soon so great that he could not pass out of his door;
yet nothing less than a new cloak, daily, could relieve him. He was
extremely loath to send for a physician; for having, on one occasion,
been bled by a doctor, he was heard to declare that he would never part
with any more of his blood, meaning thereby, his money. However,
Grindall was not without medical advice. Curiosity soon filled his
house. All the old ladies, far and near, Indian doctors and doctresses,
offered him more remedies than can be found in the Materia Medica.
Even the regular and irregular faculty gave him a call, gratis, hoping at
least to learn something, either in confirmation of pre-conceived opinion,
or, what was more agreeable, from practical experiment on a new disease.
While it cost nothing, Grindall was willing to listen and submit.
Hence his house became a hospital, and himself the patient of a thousand
prescriptions. But all availed nothing; he grew colder every day.
Every new cloak was but a wreath of snow. The doctors at length
began to quarrel among themselves. In their various experiments they
so often crossed each other's path, and administered such opposite remedies,
that Grindall began to jeer them. The only perspiration he enjoyed
for three months was caused by a fit of laughter at the doctor's expense.
He plainly told them, if one remedy would cure, another would as certainly
kill. To this each physician readily assented; but, at the same
time, asserted that his own remedy was the only cure. These opposite
prescriptions soon embroiled all his doctors, both male and female. At
the same time there was a perplexing debate respecting the nature of
the disease. While one pronounced the disorder a weakness of the
blood, another asserted it was an ossification of the heart a disorder
incident to many old people, and always accompanying an undue love
of money. Another said the disorder arose from a defect of blood in
the heart, and the true remedy was to send the blood from the extremities
to the heart. While the doctors were disputing, Grindall was growing
colder and colder, and his circumference larger and larger; so that
he nearly filled the largest room in his house.
Toward spring, when the sun began to assert himself, and when the
snow began to moisten, an incident befel Grindall, which has become
an interesting part of this memorandum. Grindall said he had been
confined to his house more than three months; and as it was a beautiful
day, he would walk out and learn if there was any heat in the sun. But
there was one difficulty attending this enterprize. It was necessary, in
order to pass his doorway, to throw off more than seventy cloaks; for
in order to feel in any way comfortable, he was obliged to add a new
cloak every day. While the ceremony of disrobing was performing,
Grindall complained bitterly of the cold; and before his assistants could
recloak him, he became nearly senseless. At twelve o'clock he was
reclothed; and as he stood on his door-step, which overlooked the lake,
for the first time in his life he was sensible to the beauties of nature,
though in winter. For, having been housed more than three months,
the glory of the sun, the purity of the air, and the sublimity of the lake,
which reflected at midday ten thousand diamonds, seemed for a moment
to warm his heart. He became exhilarated, and not having the usual
command of his legs, and being ill-balanced, owing to the hasty putting
on of the seventy cloaks, he faltered, he reeled, and gently fell on the
snow; and in a moment, owing to the sharp declivity and the moistened
surface of the snow, he became a huge snow-ball. The snow, as usual,
had covered the tops of the walls and fences, and there was no impediment
in the descent to Lake Champlain. Accordingly, in a moment,
Grindall became apparently a huge rotund snow-ball, and acquired at
every rebound additional velocity: and when this man-mountain arrived
at the margin of the lake, he passed its whole diameter like a schoolboy's
slide.
And now the whole country were rallied to disinter Grindall from his
mountain snow-bank. Various were the speculations attending this
snow-scene excavation. To some, who held Grindall in no respect, it was a
half holiday; to others, more serious, connected with what had already
transpired, it was more solemn. Some asserted he never could be dug
out alive; others, more indifferent, said he was as safe as a toad in his
winter quarters. A physician who had tried all imaginable remedies,
and a few others, asserted he would come out a well man; for the rapid
circulation of the snow-ball would equally circulate the man, induce a
profuse perspiration through the whole system, and effect a cure. "All
that may be true," said another physician, who had just arrived; "but
the man can never be produced alive, for this internal heat, like a
volcanic fire, will melt the surrounding snow, cause an internal deluge, and
drown the man." "But," said a third, "if the man should be produced
alive, he will be deranged; for as his descent may have been oblique,
his brains have fallen all on one side." "Never mind what the doctors
say," said one of the working men, "old Grindall may yet come out
alive, and prove himself a worthy man. Though all the doctors could
not cure him, this very accident may; for accident and nature are two
great physicians, and have often outwitted the faculty."
In the mean time the snow flew merrily. Curiosity lightened their
labors and animated their snow-shovels. But all their efforts could not
release Grindall in one day. The succeeding night was honorable to
the neighborhood, for there was a general assembly of the people, and
no little sympathy for the fate of Grindall. The next day additional
succour came; and before midday they came in contact with the outside
cloak. There was a loud and tumultuous call on Grindall. No
answer; but soon they perceived a gentle moving of the cloak, as though
the inhabitant was nestling. A moment more, and Grindall saw daylight.
The first words he uttered were, "Cover me up again oh,
cover me up I perish with the cold!" Disregarding his cries, they
produced him to open day. But Grindall's cry was, "Another cloak, or I
perish;" and this was immediately loaned him by a spectator. By the
help of a sled and four horses he was soon at home again.
When Grindall was first discovered, he looked as fresh as a new-blown
damask rose; and though you could see nothing but his face, joy
seemed to illumine his countenance, and so far contracted his muscles
as to disclose a fine set of teeth, which shone through his many cloaks
like so many orient pearls at the bottom of a dungeon.
The spring now began gradually to exchange her heavy white robe
for a silken green; and those who knew more than their neighbors said,
the only doctor who could cure Grindall was the great restorer of the
vegetable world. Indeed, Grindall himself now looked to the sun as his
only remedy. But, to the surprise of all and the despair of poor Grindall, the sun made no more impression on him than did the great yellow
dog who had been hung for sheep-stealing on the tree before his door.
At midday, in the month of July, you might have seen Grindall sitting
in his more than two hundred cloaks, on his door-stone, courting the
notice of the sun, who regarded him with the same sensibility that
he does a snow-drift in winter on Mount Bellingham. This circumstance
of course gave currency to many strange stories; one, for instance,
that the coldness of Grindall's head was such that a gallon of
warm water, poured on his head in July, ran down to his shoulders in
icicles. This, and a thousand such idle rumors, gave a miraculous
coloring to the real facts. Especially as hundreds of people from the
frontiers, even from Canada, both whites and Indians, attracted by curiosity,
came to see a man clad in ten score of cloaks in July.
After the summer solstice Grindall himself began to despair; for the
superstition, or more probably the solemn reflection of the people, began
to treat his case as something out of the common course of nature; and
they believed Grindall what the Scotch call a doomed man. This was
equal to an interdict of fire and water. Grindall's house became a solitude.
All, even women, refrained from visiting him.
Thus the solitary Grindall wrapped himself up in his daily cloak, and sat
on his door-stone courting in vain the rays of the sun. One day, when
peering wishfully through the long avenue of his cloaks at the fervid sun,
to him more like the moon in winter, he was heard to exclaim, "O wretched
Grindall! I am an outcast from human nature. There is no human
being to sympathise with me. All forsake me. I am alone in the world;
at home, without a home; in the world, but not of it. More than an
outcast all men fly me; even the women, the natural nurses of men,
have lost their curiosity. The dogs do not even bark, but stare at me,
and pass on. The birds have retreated to other woods. How dreadful
is this solitude! If I look up, the sun has no genial smile for me; if I
look down, I have no hope but in the bowels of the earth. If I look
within I dare not look within, for there a solitude reigns more dreadful
still. Fool that I was I once thought a bag of money the easiest pillow
I could repose on."
Thus the summer passed away, while Grindall had no other occupation
than to procure a new cloak every day. But about the middle of
November, the anniversary of the traveller's visit to him, who should
call at his house but the same man who the year preceding had attempted
to beg his old cloak? Grindall immediately recognized him by instinct,
for that was nearly all that remained to the unhappy man; and there
came over Grindall a sudden feeling that this same man was connected
with his fate, and was the harbinger of a good result. Moreover, the
man was supposed to have perished, and his appearance to Grindall was
like one risen from his grave. The stranger was therefore doubly welcome.
He heard, with apparent wonder, a relation of the events of the
past year; and in conclusion, Grindall stated that he had exhausted the
whole art of the faculty, who had pronounced him incurable, and that he
had at length begun to despair. "A strange case indeed," said the
stranger. "Tell me all that the doctors have done for you." "They have
done nothing for me; but I can tell you what they have done to me.
They have made a laboratory of me, and subjected me to all sorts of experiments,
cold remedies and warm, internal and external, remedies the
most opposite. I have been roasted by one, boiled by another; I have
been stewed, blistered, and parboiled by a third; merged in hot water,
wrung out, and laid by to dry; and immediately after subjected to a cold
bath. I should have been baked could they have stowed me with all
my cloaks into the oven. The Spanish Inquisition is a flower-bed in comparison
with the bed the doctors have spread for me. They have made
an apothecary's shop of my inwards, while each one told me his own remedy
was the sovereignest remedy on earth for a cold affection of the
blood.
"When the doctors relinquished me, I fell into the hands of a hundred
old ladies. Good souls, they would have cured me if they could; for
they exhausted all that is known of botany. I can tell you the taste of
every vegetable that ever grew out of the face of the earth, both root and
branch; from the sweet fern to the bitter el-wort, from henbane to nightshade.
And here, O, forgive me if my cold blood warms in wrath; one
pertinacious female forced down a whole dragon root, and said if that did
not cure me, nothing would. It did, indeed, nearly cure me of all my
earthly pains, for I thought it time to send for the sexton, the only friend
I have in this world."
"But," said the traveller, "why did you permit so many vain experiments
on you? It is the delight of the physician to experiment on new cases.
If he succeeds, he has achieved some great thing; if he fails, the case
was remediless." "Ah!" said Grindall, "let the well man laugh at the
doctors; but the sick man is all ears to those who promise help. Cannot
you do something for me?" "I can tell you one thing; you are no
warmer for your many cloaks. It is not the clothes that keeps the body
warm, it is the body that keeps the clothes warm; and in your case it
must be the heat that keeps the body warm. Therefore, whoever can
warm your heart can certainly cure you." "That, I fear, is impossible; I
never felt my heart warm in my life. Not one of the thousand remedies
that I suffered ever touched my heart. The dragon root, which burnt up
my bowels, made no impression on my heart." "Nevertheless, I can
cure you if you will submit to the remedy. You may think it a cruel
and tedious remedy but I believe I can warrant you a cure." "Name
it, try it, I am all submission; and you shall have half of my estate."
"O, no; I must not be selfish, and oppose a cold heart to your warm one.
I see a change in you already. Do you not feel a little better?" "I do,
I protest I do; the last cloak I put on feels rather heavy." "The cure
lies entirely with yourself; all the doctors in the universe, male and female,
can do you no good. A permanently warm heart depends on the
man himself." "Ah! you mock me; how can a man warm his own
heart, when naturally cold?" "As easy as a man can awake from a
sound sleep. Pray, tell me how many cloaks encircle you?" "This
very day counts a year, that is three hundred and sixty-five cloaks." "It
will require a whole year to perform a perfect cure; in the mean time
you will be comfortable, more so every day." "But what horrible drug
are you about to propose? I thought I had exhausted both nature and
art." "Be easy, Mr. Grindall; you will swallow nothing. As your
disorder has appeared to many inexplicable, your cure will appear equally
so, if you can only warm your own heart. I must now leave you; I am
on my annual visit to Canada; when I return, I will call and see you;
but to-morrow, about this time, you may chance to find a remedy; but
whether or not you will improve it, depends entirely on yourself. Farewell."
The stranger immediately proceeded to the inn-keeper's house,
and requested him to send on the morrow the most destitute man he
could find, to Grindall. "Why, you are the very man," said the innkeeper,
"who tried to beg his old cloak last winter: and the report
was, you had perished with the cold. You might as well attempt to warm
Grindall's heart as to obtain a cloak from him. He buys a new one
every day." "No matter, say nothing about a cloak, do as I say; farewell.
The stranger was not in the inn-keeper's house one minute. He
was gone; and the inn-keeper soon began to think a vision had passed
over him. The call, the conversation, and the departure, were all one.
In a few minutes he began to treat it as the magnanimous Jefferson once
treated an injury, "like one of those things that never happened." But
still, the more the inn-keeper believed it a vision, the deeper impression
it wrought on him. In those deep solitudes, at that time, on the frontiers
of a savage wilderness, the natural easily passed into the supernatural.
Therefore the inn-keeper soon resolved, whether he had suffered under
an illusion or had seen a reality, to seek out, and send, a proper object
to Grindall. This was no easy task. In those days it was as difficult
to find a very poor man as it is now difficult to find a very honest one.
However, before night he found his object; and as the next day proved
extremely inclement, the inn-keeper thought it possible Grindall might
give the poor man one, of three hundred and sixty-five cloaks.
The next morning, as if by accident, the half naked man stood on the
door-stone of Grindall's house, dubious whether he should enter or not.
The appearance of the poor man was more eloquent than any language,
and the day itself was a powerful appeal. When Grindall understood a
man was standing on his door-step, he reached his spy-glass, for he was
now obliged to use a long spy-glass, in order to see through the long
avenue of his many cloaks. As soon as he beheld the man, "What, my
friend," said Grindall, with unwonted courtesy, "has brought you here
this cold day?" "I was sent here, without any errand, supposing you
wanted to see me." "I did not send for you." "It is only a mistake
then; farewell." "But stop, friend; you are almost naked. Are you
not perishing with the cold? I am under cover of three hundred and
sixty-five cloaks." "I have on my whole wardrobe," said the stranger,
"and, thank Providence, my heart keeps me tolerably warm." "The
heart, the heart, a warm heart," muttered Grindall to himself.
To-morrow, about this time, you may expect a remedy, if you know how to
improve it." "This man, without knowing it, may be the remedy."
"Why," said Grindall, "how wonderful! You almost naked, in the extremity
of winter, are comfortable, while I, by my fireside, clad in three
hundred and sixty-five cloaks, am suffering with cold." "I presume,
sir," said the stranger, "your heart is cold; if you could warm your
heart, your cloaks would be a burden to you." "Ah, that is impossible.
However, you seem to be a worthy man. Heaven may have sent you
here for your own good, if not for mine. One cloak among three hundred
and sixty-five can make no great difference. Take this cloak; it
was new yesterday, and may you never want but one at a time." "I
accept it most thankfully," said the stranger, and he departed.
The next morning Grindall either did feel, or thought he felt, a little
more comfortable. He sent for the inn-keeper, and related what had
happened. "I feel," said Grindall, "or fancy I feel, relieved from the
burden of the last cloak." "If that is the case," said the inn-keeper,
"I advise you to part with another." "With all my heart," said Grindall,
"if I could find an object." "Aye, sir, I fear your trouble, now,
will be to shake off your cloaks. It is easier for you to procure a new
cloak every day than to find every day a worthy object." "What shall
I do? My outside cloak grows heavier and heavier; it has already become
a grievous burden. Pray, sir, assist me: you see I cannot go
abroad with all these cloaks. If I should fall in my present bulk, I should
roll again on to the lake, and might not be dug out till spring." "Your
case," said the inn-keeper, "is certainly a strange one, and somewhat
marvellous; for I now perceive you suffer more from the weight of your
cloaks than you do from the cold. Is it not so?" "I cannot say
exactly that; but the outside cloak seems to feel heavier than all the
others." "I wish you were down east, in the Bay State," said the innkeeper,
"among the poor people of Charlestown, who were all burnt out
of house and home by the British. You would find among them objects
enough; for I understand Congress never gave them a penny; only
told them to call again." "If they were within one hundred yards of me,
I would send every one of them a cloak," said Grindall. "But," said
the inn-keeper, "why do you not take off your outside cloak if it is such
a burden? Why do you wait until you can find an object on whom to
bestow it?" "I have tried that experiment twice this morning, and at
each time a cold shivering obliged me to put it on again; but if I could
find a worthy object, like the one yesterday, I fancy that it might warm
my heart. I wish to try the same experiment again, even if I send to
Massachusetts." "You need not send so far; only let it be known that
you have a cloak for a naked Indian on the other side of the lake, and
you will not want customers." "White, black, and red, in distress,"
said Grindall, "are all my brethren; only find me a man in distress for a
cloak, and you shall have my hearty thanks." "A wonderful change,
indeed," said the inn-keeper. "It was only last summer, and there was
no human being with whom you could sympathise." "True, but since
yesterday I perceive I have something within they call a heart; for after
I gave that cloak to the poor man yesterday, I soon felt something
stir within me, warmer than all my cloaks. But talking never cured a
man like me; send me a poor man in want of a cloak, that is the best
doctor."
Soon afterward a stranger entered the door, and Grindall asked if the
inn-keeper had sent him. "Yes," said the stranger. "What did he
tell you?" "Nothing, only to go to Mr. Grindall's house, he wanted to
see me." "Right; do you know any one really in want of a good
warm cloak, for you see I have more than my share." "I will thankfully
receive one," said the stranger. "But with this condition," said
Grindall, "that you send me a poor man who is in want of another."
"With all my heart," said the stranger. "Then take it with all my
heart."
Thus, from day to day Grindall grew a little warmer. As the spring
advanced, he found it more difficult to bestow his cloaks; and on the
approach of summer, he was obliged to employ twenty men in scouring
the country to hunt up suitable subjects. Though in winter the Indians
were his best customers, yet in summer no Indian would travel far to receive
a cloak.
As the dog-days approached the anxiety of Grindall was redoubled;
for as the heat increased, though he suffered nothing from the heat, yet
the warmth of the remaining one hundred and fifty cloaks required constant
watching, lest spontaneous combustion should consume both himself
and his woollen establishment. This converted Grindall sometimes
into a real pageant. While sitting in the sun, he would appear to be enveloped
in a warm vapour, such as you sometimes see in a morning, rising
over a meadow; and then when the sun played upon this vapour,
Grindall would appear to be surrounded with beautiful rainbows. This
was considered by all the curious females in the neighborhood a good
sign; and they all prophesied that Grindall would yet come out bright.
But it is an ill wind that blows nobody any good. Although this warm
mist produced a suffocating vapour to Grindall, it was productive of no
little benefit to others. Thousands of eggs were sent to Grindall, who
enveloped them in his cloaks; and after a little while, from under the
skirts there proceeded broods of chickens. This breed became famous.
The gallant little fellow on board M'Donough's ship, who, previous to
the battle on lake Champlain, perched on the fore-yard, and crowed
thrice, cock-a-hoop, was of this same breed.
One day, toward the end of August, while Grindall from his doorstone
was watching the descending sun, and earnestly expecting the approach
of a traveller to relieve him from his outside cloak, it is said he
suddenly made an unnatural and hideous outcry, which echoed and
re-echoed through the mountains, and over the lake even to Memphremagog.
This ebullition of Grindall must have been terrific. For the wild
beasts, then so numerous on the Green Mountains, all left their lurking-places.
The bears, catamounts, and foxes, with one consent took to the
trees. The wolves alone stood their ground, and answered to the supposed
challenge. It was feared, at first, that this howling of the wolves
would be everlasting. For as the nature of the wolf is gregarious, all
within hearing assembled at the first call, and soon an army of wolves
collected around the habitation of Grindall; and as their howling, like
the outcry of Grindall, echoed and re-echoed among the mountains, the
wolves mistook each individual howl of their own for a new challenge;
and thus a continuous and unanimous howl, through the remainder of the
day and following night, agitated the Green Mountains, even to Montpelier,
east, and to the borders of Canada, north. But at sunrise all
was quiet. The howling, from pure exhaustion, gradually died away,
so that no echo was returned; and then all was as still as when Adam
was a lone man.
One good sprung out of this incident. It was remarked for several
years afterward, that in the vicinity of Ferrisburg the wild beasts had
become extinct. Hence, deer, sheep, and poultry, safe from their enemies,
increased in geometrical progression, to the utter subversion of the
theory afterward promulgated by Mr. Malthus. The fact was, the wild
beasts had retired, affrighted, to other forests.
Now, much of this wolvish story has doubtless been added to the account
of Grindall. Yet it is in some degree credible; for it is well
known that the human ear, placed near the earth, can hear the report of
a cannon forty miles; and we know that the beasts of the forest, naturally
prone downward, have an ear vastly more sensible to sounds than
man.
After this outcry, Grindall exclaimed, "What could have kept these
men warm, half naked as they were, who captured Burgoyne on the
other side of the lake! They must have had very warm hearts. Yes,
it must be true, as the stranger told me, the heart keeps the body warm.
I see it clearly, the country is safe, it never can be conquered. Burgoyne
spoke the truth when he said it is impossible to conquer a people
who fight till their small clothes drop off in rags. Warm hearted fellows,
I wish I could give every one of them a cloak! But here am I, the
wonder and horror of all around me. A dead weight on creation; worse,
a monster, repulsive to man and beast; the sport of all nature. The
elements conspire against me. I am equally exposed to fire and frost.
The sun laughs at me, and buries me in a cloud of vapour. At one
moment I am threatened with a deluge; at the next with a conflagration;
then comes a wind, a heart-withering wind, and dissipates all, and whistles
through my flapping cloaks, and sings in mockery,
If old Grindall's heart is as cold as his head,
Old Grindall's heart is the icicle's bed.
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But this was only one of Grindall's ill turns. He was evidently growing
better; and as the cool weather approached, he appeared more anxious
than ever to shake off his cloaks. So far from appearing a doomed man
to his neighbors, he was considered a man changed only for the better.
His house began to be crowded again with the curious, and all those
who delight in the marvellous. His former visitors, except his medical
oracles, who confessed he was an outlaw to their several systems,
came to congratulate him on what they termed his return to human
nature.
But now a new occurrence arrested the attention of all. As the season
daily advanced toward the anniversary of the grand investment of
the cloaks, the daily dispensation of each cloak gave rise to various reports,
utterly subversive of the human character of Grindall. The fact
was thus. Immediately preceding the divesting of a cloak, the cloak
would appear to be animated with life. It would first tremble, then crankle,
and then dance all around the body of Grindall. It would seem
joyful, almost intelligent, and inclined to speak. It did not shrivel, or
wrinkle, or show any sign of distress. Not a few asserted all this was
accompanied by a noise not unlike the rumbling of distant thunder. But
the moment the cloak was put off, it was as quiet as lambs' wool. No
wonder it began to be noised abroad that there was an evil spirit in each
cloak.
Fortunate was it for Grindall that no ventriloquist added to the alarm;
for in those days Mr. Page could have made all these cloaks speak
whatever language he pleased, and thus the unhappy Grindall might have
suffered an ignominious fate under the statute of James the First against
witchcraft and sorcery. But the event soon showed there was no evil
spirit concealed in these cloaks; and if I may hazard an opinion at this
late day, I would account for all in a natural way. There was, no doubt,
daily, a strange appearance in each cloak previous to its leaving the body
of Grindall. It might tremble, and not only seem to, but really flutter
about his body; this simple circumstance, even in the present enlightened
times, would immediately grow into the marvellous. All these
strange appearances might arise from the bounding heart of Grindall.
Every cloak that he gave away expanded his heart; it beat high with the
joyful assurance that, when all his cloaks had left him, he should become
a proper man. Hence the agitation of his heart caused him and his
whole establishment to tremble; and the supposed thunder was only the
throbbing of his heart. Greater mistakes than this have been made down
east, near Boston, where the good people of a certain town on the sea
coast lived a whole century, after the settlement of the country, on shags,
mistaking them for wild geese.
However the truth might be respecting this affair of the cloaks, one
thing is certain; it was near proving fatal to Grindall; for many of those
who came to receive a cloak in charity, when they saw its tumultuous
quaking, declined receiving one, through fear of catching the palsy. But
after a little while, when they saw these cloaks lie so quiet when cast off
from Grindall, and perfectly harmless to the wearer, the few remaining
cloaks became popular, although the last of them crankled the most and
danced the longest.
The Canadian traveller, on his return, remembered his promise, and
stopped to greet Grindall, who had just shaken off his last cloak. Grindall
regarded him with a feeling of awful respect. He stood silent; but
the traveller heard Grindall's heart speak. "Your looks, Mr. Grindall,
have told me all; you have found the remedy. You now know how to
keep yourself warm in the coldest weather. But in order to keep yourself
constantly warm, you must keep a constantly warm heart. None of
your sudden impulses, warm to-day and cold to-morrow. Most men are
governed by impulses, and they endeavor to offset against habitual
coldness, a single warm impulse. There is little merit in that. The
rattlesnake is still poisonous, although it may show you many golden
specks scattered over its back. In short, Mr. Grindall, if you desire
never to want another cloak, keep a warm heart; and if you are subject
to cold feet in winter, marry a worthy woman." Grindall followed this
advice; and before he died, became a proverb. "As good as old
Grindall," is still current west of the Green Mountains.