My New Year's Eve among the Mummies.
BY J. ARBUTHNOT WILSON.
[pseud for Grant Allen, 1848-1899]
I HAVE
been a wanderer and a vagabond on the face of the earth
for a good many years now, and I have certainly had some odd
adventures in my time; but I can assure you, I never spent twenty-four
queerer hours than those which I passed some twelve months
since in the great unopened Pyramid of Abu Yilla.
The way I got there was itself a very strange one. I had come
to Egypt for a winter tour with the Fitz-Simkinses, to whose
daughter Editha I was at that precise moment engaged. You will
probably remember that old Fitz-Simkins belonged originally to
the wealthy firm of Simkinson and Stokoe, worshipful vintners; but
when the senior partner retired from the business and got his
knighthood, the College of Heralds opportunely discovered that
his ancestors had changed their fine old Norman name for its
English equivalent some time about the reign of King Richard I.;
and they immediately authorised the old gentleman to resume the
patronymic and the armorial bearings of his distinguished forefathers.
It's really quite astonishing how often these curious coincidences
crop up at the College of Heralds.
Of course it was a great catch for a landless and briefless barrister
like myself dependent on a small fortune in South American
securities, and my precarious earnings as a writer of burlesque to
secure such a valuable prospective property as Editha Fitz-Simkins.
To be sure, the girl was undeniably plain; but I have known
plainer girls than she was, whom forty thousand pounds converted
into My Ladies: and if Editha hadn't really fallen over head and
ears in love with me, I suppose old Fitz-Simkins would never have
consented to such a match. As it was, however, we had flirted so
openly and so desperately during the Scarborough season, that it
would have been difficult for Sir Peter to break it off: and so I
had come to Egypt on a tour of insurance to secure my prize,
following in the wake of my future mother-in-law, whose lungs
were supposed to require a genial climate though in my private
opinion they were really as creditable a pair of pulmonary appendages
as ever drew breath.
Nevertheless, the course of our true love did not run so smoothly
as might have been expected. Editha found me less ardent than
a devoted squire should be; and on the very last night of the old
year she got up a regulation lovers' quarrel, because I had sneaked
away from the boat that afternoon, under the guidance of our
dragoman, to witness the seductive performances of some fair
Ghawázi, the dancing girls of a neighbouring town. How she
found it out heaven only knows, for I gave that rascal Dimitri
five piastres to hold his tongue: but she did find it out somehow,
and chose to regard it as an offence of the first magnitude: a
mortal sin only to be expiated by three days of penance and
humiliation.
I went to bed that night, in my hammock on deck, with feelings
far from satisfactory. We were moored against the bank at Abu
Yilla, the most pestiferous hole between the cataracts and the Delta.
The mosquitoes were worse than the ordinary mosquitoes of Egypt,
and that is saying a great deal. The heat was oppressive even at
night, and the malaria from the lotus beds rose like a palpable mist
before my eyes. Above all, I was getting doubtful whether Editha
Fitz-Simkins might not after all slip between my fingers. I felt
wretched and feverish: and yet I had delightful interlusive
recollections, in between, of that lovely little Gháziyah, who danced that
exquisite, marvellous, entrancing, delicious, and awfully oriental
dance that I saw in the afternoon.
By Jove, she was a beautiful creature. Eyes like two full
moons; hair like Milton's Penseroso; movements like a poem of
Swinburne's set to action. If Editha was only a faint picture of
that girl now! Upon my word, I was falling in love with a
Gháziyah!
Then the mosquitoes came again. Buzz buzz buzz. I make
a lunge at the loudest and biggest, a sort of prima donna in their
infernal opera. I kill the prima donna, but ten more shrill performers
come in its place. The frogs croak dismally in the reedy
shallows. The night grows hotter and hotter still. At last, I can
stand it no longer. I rise up, dress myself lightly, and jump ashore
to find some way of passing the time.
Yonder, across the flat, lies the great unopened Pyramid of
Abu Yilla. W e are going to-morrow to climb to the top; but I
will take a turn to reconnoitre in that direction now. I walk across
the moonlit fields, my soul still divided between Editha and the
Gháziyah, and approach the solemn mass of huge, antiquated granite
blocks standing out so grimly against the pale horizon. I feel half
awake, half asleep, and altogether feverish: but I poke about the
base in an aimless sort of way, with a vague idea that I may perhaps
discover by chance the secret of its sealed entrance, which has ere
now baffied so many pertinacious explorers and learned
Egyptologists.
As I walk along the base, I remember old Herodotus's story,
like a page from the 'Arabian Nights,' of how King Rhampsinitus
built himself a treasury, wherein one stone turned on a pivot like
a door; and how the builder availed himself of this his cunning
device to steal gold from the king's storehouse. Suppose the entrance
to the unopened Pyramid should be by such a door. It
would be curious if I should chance to light upon the very spot.
I stood in the broad moonlight, near the north-east angle of
the great pile, at the twelfth stone from the corner. A random
fancy struck me, that I might turn this stone by pushing it inward
on the left side. I leant against it with all my weight, and tried to
move it on the imaginary pivot. Did it give way a fraction of an
inch? No, it must have been mere fancy. Let me try again.
Surely it is yielding! Gracious Osiris, it has moved an inch or
more! My heart beats fast, either with fever or excitement, and
I try a third time. The rust of centuries on the pivot wears slowly
off, and the stone turns ponderously round, giving access to a low
dark passage.
It must have been madness which led me to enter the forgotten
corridor, alone, without torch or match, at that hour of the evening:
but at any rate, I entered. The passage was tall enough for a
man to walk erect, and I could feel, as I groped slowly along, that
the wall was composed of smooth polished granite, while the floor
sloped away downward with a slight but regular descent. I
walked with trembling heart and faltering feet for some forty or
fifty yards down the mysterious vestibule: and then I felt myself
brought suddenly to a standstill by a block of stone placed right
across the pathway. I had had nearly enough for one evening, and
I was preparing to return to the boat, agog with my new discovery,
when my attention was suddenly arrested by an incredible, a perfectly
miraculous fact.
The block of stone which barred the passage was faintly visible
as a square, by means of a struggling belt of light streaming through
the seams. There must be a lamp or other flame burning within.
What if this were a door like the outer one, leading into a chamber
perhaps inhabited by some dangerous band of outcasts? The light
was a sure evidence of human occupation: and yet the outer door
swung rustily on its pivot as though it had never been opened for
ages. I paused a moment in fear before I ventured to try the
stone: and then, urged on once more by some insane impulse, I
turned the massive block with all my might to the left. It gave
way slowly like its neighbour, and finally opened into the central hall.
Never as long as I live shall I forget the ecstasy of terror,
astonishment, and blank dismay which seized upon me when I
stepped into that seemingly enchanted chamber. A blaze of light
first burst upon my eyes, from jets of gas arranged in regular rows
tier above tier, upon the columns and walls of the vast apartment.
Huge pillars, richly painted with red, yellow, blue, and green
decorations, stretched in endless succession down the dazzling
aisles. A floor of polished syenite reflected the splendour of the
lamps, and afforded a base for red granite sphinxes and dark
purple images in porphyry of the cat-faced goddess Pasht, whose
form I knew so well at the Louvre and the British Museum. But
I had no eyes for any of these lesser marvels, being wholly absorbed
in the greatest marvel of all: for there, in royal state and with
mitred head, a living Egyptian king, surrounded by his coiffured
court, was banqueting in the flesh upon a real throne, before a
table laden with Memphian delicacies!
I stood transfixed with awe and amazement, my tongue and
my feet alike forgetting their office, and my brain whirling round
and round, as I remember it used to whirl when my health broke
down utterly at Cambridge after the Classical Tripos. I gazed fixedly
at the strange picture before me, taking in all its details in a
confused way, yet quite incapable of understanding or realising
any part of its true import. I saw the king in the centre of the
hall, raised on a throne of granite inlaid with gold and ivory; his
head crowned with the peaked cap of Rameses, and his curled hair
flowing down his shoulders in a set and formal frizz. I saw
priests and warriors on either side, dressed in the costumes which
I had often carefully noted in our great collections; while
bronze-skinned maids, with light garments round their waists, and limbs
displayed in graceful picturesqueness, waited upon them, half nude,
as in the wall paintings which we had lately examined at Karnak
and Syene. I saw the ladies, clothed from head to foot in dyed linen
garments, sitting apart in the background, banqueting by themselves
at a separate table; while dancing girls, like older representatives of
my yesternoon friends, the Ghaw&aaacuate;zi, tumbled before them in
strange attitudes, to the music of four-stringed harps and long
straight pipes. In short, I beheld as in a dream the whole
drama of everyday Egyptian royal life, playing itself out anew
under my eyes, in its real original properties and personages.
Gradually, as I looked, I became aware that my hosts were no less
surprised at the appearance of their anachronistic guest than was the
guest himself at the strange living panorama which met his eyes.
In a moment music and dancing ceased; the banquet paused in its
course, and the king and his nobles stood up in undisguised
astonishment to survey the strange intruder.
Some minutes passed before anyone moved forward on either
side. At last a young girl of royal appearance, yet strangely
resembling the Gh&aacuate;ziyah of Abu Yilla, and recalling in part the
laughing maiden in the foreground of Mr. Long's great canvas at
the previous Academy, stepped out before the throng.
"May I ask you," she said in Ancient Egyptian, "who you are,
and why you come hither to disturb us?"
I was never aware before that I spoke or understood the
language of the hieroglyphics: yet I found I had not the slightest
difficulty in comprehending or answering her question. To say
the truth, Ancient Egyptian, though an extremely tough tongue
to decipher in its written form, becomes as easy as love-making
when spoken by a pair of lips like that Pharaonic princess's. It is
really very much the same as English, pronounced in a rapid and
somewhat indefinite whisper, and with all the vowels left out.
"I beg ten thousand pardons for my intrusion," I answered
apologetically; "but I did not know that this Pyramid was inhabited,
or I should not have entered your residence so rudely.
As for the points you wish to know, I am an English tourist, and
you will find my name upon this card;" saying which I handed her
one from the case which I had fortunately put into my pocket,
with conciliatory politeness. The princess examined it closely, but
evidently did not understand its import.
"In return," I continued, "may I ask you in what august presence
I now find myself by accident?"
A court official stood forth from the throng, and answered in a
set heraldic tone: "In the presence of the illustrious monarch,
Brother of the Sun, Thothmes the Twenty-seventh, king of the
Eighteenth Dynasty."
"Salute the Lord of the World," put in another official in the
same regulation drone.
I bowed low to his Majesty, and stepped out into the hall.
Apparently my obeisance did not come up to Egyptian standards
of courtesy, for a suppressed titter broke audibly from the ranks
of bronze-skinned waiting-women. But the king graciously
smiled at my attempt, and turning to the nearest nobleman
observed in a voice of great sweetness and self-contained majesty:
"This stranger, Ombos, is certainly a very curious person. His
appearance does not at all resemble that of an Ethiopian or other
savage, nor does he look like the pale-faced sailors who come to us
from the Achaian land beyond the sea. His features, to be sure,
are not very different from theirs; but his extraordinary and
singularly inartistic dress shows him to belong to some other
barbaric race."
I glanced down at my waistcoat, and saw that I was wearing my
tourist's check suit, of grey and mud colour, with which a Bond
Street tailor had supplied me just before leaving town, as the
latest thing out in fancy tweeds. Evidently these Egyptians must
have a very curious standard of taste not to admire our pretty and
graceful style of male attire.
"If the dust beneath Your Majesty's feet may venture upon a
suggestion," put in the officer whom the king had addressed, "I would
hint that this young man is probably a stray visitor from the utterly
uncivilised lands of the North. The headgear which he carries
in his hand obviously betrays an Arctic habitat."
I had instinctively taken off my round felt hat in the first
moment of surprise, when I found myself in the midst of this
strange throng, and I was standing now in a somewhat embarrassed
posture, holding it awkwardly before me like a shield to protect
my chest.
"Let the stranger cover himself," said the king.
"Barbarian intruder, cover yourself," cried the herald. I
noticed throughout that the king never directly addressed anybody
save the higher officials around him.
I put on my hat as desired. "A most uncomfortable and silly
form of tiara indeed," said the great Thothmes.
"Very unlike your noble and awe-inspiring mitre, Lion of
Egypt," answered Ombos.
"Ask the stranger his name," the king continued.
It was useless to offer another card, so I mentioned it in a clear
voice.
"An uncouth and almost unpronounceable designation truly,"
commented his Majesty to the Grand Chamberlain beside him.
"These savages speak strange languages, widely different from the
flowing tongue of Memnon and Sesostris."
The chamberlain bowed his assent with three low genuflexions.
I began to feel a little abashed at these personal remarks, and I
almost think (though I shouldn't like it to be mentioned in the
Temple) that a blush rose to my cheek.
The beautiful princess, who had been standing near me meanwhile
in an attitude of statuesque repose, now appeared anxious to
change the current of the conversation. "Dear father," she said
with a respectful inclination, "surely the stranger, barbarian
though he be, cannot relish such pointed allusions to his person
and costume. We must let him feel the grace and delicacy of
Egyptian refinement. Then he may perhaps carry back with him
some faint echo of its cultured beauty to his northern wilds."
"Nonsense, Hatasou," replied Thothmes XXVII. testily.
"Savages have no feelings, and they are as incapable of appreciating Egyptian sensibility as the chattering crow is incapable of
attaining the dignified reserve of the sacred crocodile."
"Your Majesty is mistaken," I said, recovering my self-possession
gradually and realising my position as a free-born Englishman
before the court of a foreign despot though I must allow that I
felt rather less confident than usual, owing to the fact that we
were not represented in the Pyramid by a British Consul "I am
an English tourist, a visitor from a modern land whose civilisation
far surpasses the rude culture of early Egypt; and I am accustomed
to respectful treatment from all other nationalities, as
becomes a citizen of the First Naval Power in the World."
My answer created a profound impression. "He has spoken
to the Brother of the Sun," cried Ombos in evident perturbation.
"He must be of the Blood Royal in his own tribe, or he would
never have dared to do so!"
"Otherwise," added a person whose dress I recognised as that
of a priest, "he must be offered up in expiation to Amon-Ra
immediately."
As a rule I am a decently truthful person, but under these
alarming circumstances I ventured to tell a slight fib with an air
of nonchalant boldness. "I am a younger brother of our reigning
king," I said without a moment's hesitation; for there was nobody
present to gainsay me, and I tried to salve my conscience by reflecting
that at any rate I was only claiming consanguinity with
an imaginary personage.
"In that case," said King Thothmes, with more geniality in his
tone, "there can be no impropriety in my addressing you personally.
Will you take a place at our table next to myself, and we can
converse together without interrupting a banquet which must be
brief enough in any circumstances? Hatasou, my dear, you may
seat yourself next to the barbarian prince."
I felt a visible swelling to the proper dimensions of a Royal
Highness as I sat down by the king's right hand. The nobles
resumed their places, the bronze-skinned waitresses left off standing
like soldiers in a row and staring straight at my humble self, the
goblets went round once more, and a comely maid soon brought
me meat, bread, fruits, and date wine.
All this time I was naturally burning with curiosity to inquire
who my strange hosts might be, and how they had preserved their
existence for so many centuries in this undiscovered hall; but I
was obliged to wait until I had satisfied his Majesty of my own
nationality, the means by which I had entered the pyramid, the
general state of affairs throughout the world at the present
moment, and fifty thousand other matters of a similar sort.
Thothmes utterly refused to believe my reiterated assertion that
our existing civilisation was far superior to the Egyptian; "because,"
said he, "I see from your dress that your nation is utterly devoid
of taste or invention"; but he listened with great interest to
my account of modern society, the steam-engine, the Permissive
Prohibitory Bill, the telegraph, the House of Commons, Home
Rule, and the other blessings of our advanced era, as well as to a
brief résumé of European history from the rise of the Greek culture
to the Russo-Turkish war. At last his questions were nearly exhausted,
and I got a chance of making a few counter inquiries on
my own account.
"And now," I said, turning to the charming Hatasou, whom I
thought a more pleasant informant than her august papa, "I should
like to know who you are."
"What, don't you know?" she cried with unaffected surprise.
"Why, we're mummies."
She made this astounding statement with just the same quiet
unconsciousness as if she had said, "we're French," or "we're
Americans." I glanced round the walls, and observed behind the
columns, what I had not noticed till then a large number of
empty mummy-cases, with their lids placed carelessly by their
sides.
"But what are you doing here?" I asked in a bewildered
way.
"Is it possible," said Hatasou, "that you don't really know the
object of embalming? Though your manners show you to be an
agreeable and well-bred young man, you must excuse my saying
that you are shockingly ignorant. We are made into mummies in
order to preserve our immortality. Once in every thousand years
we wake up for twenty-four hours, recover our flesh and blood, and
banquet once more upon the mummied dishes and other good
things laid by for us in the Pyramid. To-day is the first day of a
millennium, and so we have waked up for the sixth time since we
were first embalmed."
"The sixth time?" I inquired incredulously. "Then you must
have been dead six thousand years."
"Exactly so."
"But the world has not yet existed so long?" I cried, in a fervour
of orthodox horror.
"Excuse me, barbarian prince. This is the first day of the
three hundred and twenty-seven thousandth millennium."
My orthodoxy received a severe shock. However, I had been
accustomed to geological calculations, and was somewhat inclined
to accept the antiquity of man; so I swallowed the statement
without more ado. Besides, if such a charming girl as Hatasou
had asked me at that moment to turn Mohammedan, or to worship
Osiris, I believe I should incontinently have done so.
"You wake up only for a single day and night, then?" I
said.
"Only for a single day and night. After that, we go to sleep
for another millennium."
"Unless you are meanwhile burned as fuel on the Cairo
Railway," I added mentally. "But how," I continued aloud, "do
you get these lights?"
"The Pyramid is built above a spring of inflammable gas. We
have a reservoir in one of the side chambers in which it collects
during the thousand years. As soon as we awake, we turn it on
at once from the tap, and light it with a lucifer match."
"Upon my word," I interposed, "I had no notion you Ancient
Egyptians were acquainted with the use of matches."
"Very likely not. 'There are more things in heaven and
earth, Cephrenes, than are dreamt of in your philosophy,' as the
bard of Philre puts it."
Further inquiries brought out all the secrets of that strange
tomb-house, and kept me fully interested till the close of the
banquet. Then the chief priest solemnly rose, offered a small
fragment of meat to a deified crocodile, who sat in a meditative
manner by the side of his deserted mummy-case, and declared the
feast concluded for the night. All rose from their places, wandered
away into the long corridors or side-aisles, and formed little groups
of talkers under the brilliant gas-lamps.
For my part, I strolled off with Hatasou down the least
illuminated of the colonnades, and took my seat beside a marble
fountain, where several fish (gods of great sanctity, Hatasou
assured me) were disporting themselves in a porphyry basin.
How long we sat there I cannot tell, but I know that we talked a
good deal about fish, and gods, and Egyptian habits, and Egyptian
philosophy, and, above all, Egyptian love-making. The last-named
subject we found very interesting, and when once we got
fully started upon it, no diversion afterwards occurred to break the
even tenour of the conversation. Hatasou was a lovely figure,
tall, queenly, with smooth dark arms and neck of polished bronze:
her big black eyes full of tenderness, and her long hair bound up
into a bright Egyptian headdress, that harmonised to a tone with
her complexion and her robe. The more we talked, the more
desperately did I fall in love, and the more utterly oblivious did
I become of my duty to Editha Fitz-Simkins. The mere ugly
daughter of a rich and vulgar brand-new knight, forsooth, to show
off her airs before me, when here was a Princess of the Blood
Royal of Egypt, obviously sensible to the attentions which I was
paying her, and not unwilling to receive them with a coy and
modest grace.
Well, I went on saying pretty things to Hatasou, and Hatasou
went on deprecating them in a pretty little way, as who should say,
"I don't mean what I pretend to mean one bit"; until at last I
may confess that we were both evidently as far gone in the disease
of the heart called love as it is possible for two young people on
first acquaintance to become. Therefore, when Hatasou pulled
forth her watch another piece of mechanism with which
antiquaries used never to credit the Egyptian people and declared
that she had only three hours more to live, at least for the next
thousand years, I fairly broke down, took out my handkerchief,
and began to sob like a child of five years old.
Hatasou was deeply moved. Decorum forbade that she should
console me with too much empressement; but she ventured to
remove the handkerchief gently from my face, and suggested that
there was yet one course open by which we might enjoy a little
more of one another's society. "Suppose," she said quietly, "you
were to become a mummy. You would then wake up, as we do,
every thousand years; and after you have tried it once, you will
find it just as natural to sleep for a millennium as for eight hours.
Of course," she added with a slight blush, "during the next three
or four solar cycles there would be plenty of time to conclude
any other arrangements you might possibly contemplate, before
the occurrence of another glacial epoch."
This mode of regarding time was certainly novel and somewhat
bewildering to people who ordinarily reckon its lapse by
weeks and months; and I had a vague consciousness that my
relations with Editha imposed upon me a moral necessity of
returning to the outer world, instead of becoming a millennial
mummy. Besides, there was the awkward chance of being
converted into fuel and dissipated into space before the arrival of
the next waking day. But I took one look at Hatasou, whose
eyes were filling in turn with sympathetic tears, and that look
decided me. I flung Editha, life, and duty to the dogs, and
resolved at once to become a mummy.
There was no time to be lost. Only three hours remained to
us, and the process of embalming, even in the most hasty manner;
would take up fully two. We rushed off to the chief priest, who
had charge of the particular department in question. He at once
acceded to my wishes, and briefly explained the mode in which
they usually treated the corpse.
That word suddenly aroused me. "The corpse!" I cried;
"but I am alive. You can't embalm me living."
"We can," replied the priest, "under chloroform."
"Chloroform!" I echoed, growing more and more astonished:
"I had no idea you Egyptians knew anything about it."
"Ignorant barbarian!" he answered with a curl of the lip; "you
imagine yourself much wiser than the teachers of the world. If
you were versed in all the wisdom of the Egyptians, you would
know that chloroform is one of our simplest and commonest
anæsthetics."
I put myself at once under the hands of the priest. He
brought out the chloroform, and placed it beneath my nostrils, as
I lay on a soft couch under the central court. Hatasou held my
hand in hers, and watched my breathing with an anxious eye.
I saw the priest leaning over me, with a clouded phial in his
hand, and I experienced a vague sensation of smelling myrrh
and spikenarde. Next, I lost myself for a few moments, and
when I again recovered my senses in a temporary break, the
priest was holding a small greenstone knife, dabbled with blood, and
I felt that a gash had been made across my breast. Then they
applied the chloroform once more; I felt Hatasou give my band
a gentle squeeze; the whole panorama faded finally from my view;
and I went to sleep for a seemingly endless time.
When I awoke again, my first impression led me to believe
that the thousand years were over, and that I had come to life
once more to feast with Hatasou and Thothmes in the Pyramid of
Abu Yilla. But second thoughts, combined with closer observation
of the surroundings, convinced me that I was really lying in
a bedroom of Shepheard's Hotel at Cairo. An hospital nurse leant
over me, instead of a chief priest; and I noticed no tokens of
Editha Fitz-Simkins's presence. But when I endeavoured to make
inquiries upon the subject of my whereabouts, I was peremptorily
informed that I mustn't speak, as I was only just recovering from
a severe fever, and might endanger my life by talking.
Some weeks later I learned the sequel of my night's adventure.
The Fitz-Simkinses, missing me from the boat in the morning, at
first imagined that I might have gone ashore for an early stroll.
But after breakfast time, lunch time, and dinner time had gone
past, they began to grow alarmed, and sent to look for me in all
directions. One of their scouts, happening to pass the Pyramid,
noticed that one of the stones near the north-east angle had been
displaced, so as to give access to a dark passage, hitherto unknown.
Calling several of his friends, for he was afraid to venture in alone,
be passed down the corridor, and through a second gateway into the
central hall. There the Fellahin found me, lying on the ground,
bleeding profusely from a wound on the breast, and in an advanced
stage of malarious fever. They brought me back to the boat, and
the Fitz-Simkinses conveyed me at once to Cairo, for medical
attendance and proper nursing.
Editha was at first convinced that I had attempted to commit
suicide because I could not endure having caused her pain, and
she accordingly resolved to tend me with the utmost care through
my illness. But she found that my delirious remarks, besides
bearing frequent reference to a princess, with whom I appeared to
have been on unexpectedly intimate terms, also related very largely
to our casus belli itself, the dancing girls of Abu Yilla. Even
this trial she might have borne, setting down the moral degeneracy
which led me to patronise so degrading an exhibition as a first
symptom of my approaching malady: but certain unfortunate observations,
containing pointed and by no means flattering allusions
to her personal appearance which I contrasted, much to her disadvantage,
with that of the unknown princess these, I say, were
things which she could not forgive; and she left Cairo abruptly
with her parents for the Riviera, leaving behind a stinging note,
in which she denounced my perfidy and empty-heartedness with all
the flowers of feminine eloquence. From that day to this I have
never seen her.
When I returned to London and proposed to lay this account
before the Society of Antiquaries, all my friends dissuaded me on
the ground of its apparent incredibility. They declare that I
must have gone to the Pyramid already in a state of delirium,
discovered the entrance by accident, and sunk exhausted when I
reached the inner chamber. In answer, I would point out three
facts. In the first place, I undoubtedly found my way into the
unknown passage for which achievement I afterwards received the
gold medal of the Société Khédiviale, and of which I retain a clear
recollection, differing in no way from my recollection of the
subsequent events. In the second place, I had in my pocket, when
found, a ring of Hatasou's, which I drew from her finger just before
I took the chloroform, and put into my pocket as a keepsake.
And in the third place, I had on my breast the wound which I saw
the priest inflict with a knife of greenstone, and the scar may be
seen on the spot to the present day. The absurd hypothesis of my
medical friends, that I was wounded by falling against a sharp
edge of rock, I must at once reject as unworthy a moment's consideration.
My own theory is either that the priest had not time to complete
the operation, or else that the arrival of the Fitz-Simkins'
scouts frightened back the mummies to their cases an hour or so
too soon. At any rate, there they all were, ranged around the
walls undisturbed, the moment the Fellahin entered.
Unfortunately, the truth of my account cannot be tested for
another thousand years. But as a copy of this BELGRAVIA ANNUAL
will be preserved for the benefit of posterity in the British Museum,
I hereby solemnly call upon Collective Humanity to try the veracity
of this history by sending a deputation of archæologists to the Pyramid
of Abu Yilla, on the last day of December, Two thousand
eight hundred and seventy-seven. If they do not then find Thothmes
and Hatasou feasting in the central hall exactly as I have described,
I shall willingly admit that the story of my New Year's Eve among
the Mummies is a vain hallucination, unworthy of credence at the
hands of the scientific world.
THE END.