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IT WAS
well after two, in the dullest
ebb of earth's deadest hour, when
Benson lifted the portiere and stepped
into my room.
I put down the book at which my brain
had been scratching like a dog scratching
at a closed door.
I looked up at my servant a little
listlessly and yet a little puzzled by what
was plainly a studied calmness of
appearance.
"Benson, why aren't you in bed?"
"If you'll pardon me, sir," began the
intruder, "I've a gentleman here."
He was so extraordinarily cool about it
that I rose like a fish at the flash of
something unusual.
"At this time of the night?" I inquired.
"Yes, sir."
"But what kind of gentleman, Benson?"
Benson hesitated: it was the sort of
hesitation that is able to translate silence
into an apology.
"I think, sir, it's a burglar."
"A what?" I demanded, incredulous.
"The fact is, sir, I 'appened to hear
him at the lock. When he forced the
door, sir, not being able to work the
lock, I was waiting for him."
"This sounds rather interesting, Benson.
Be so good as to show the gentleman
up."
I sat down, with a second look at the
dragging hands of the French clock. But
Benson still seemed a trifle ill at ease.
"I I took the liberty of tying him up
a bit, sir," explained the servant, "being
compelled, as it were, to use a bit of
force."
"Of course. Then untie him as much
as necessary and fetch him here. And
you might bring up a bottle of La Fitte
and a bite to eat. For two, if you please,
Benson!"
"Yes, sir," he answered. But still he
hesitated.
"The revolver, sir, is in the cabinet
drawer on your left, sir."
"We won't need the revolver, Benson.
What I most need. I fancy, is amusement,
distraction, excitement, anything
anything to get me through this endless
hades of a night!"
I could feel my voice rise on the closing
words, like the uprear of a terrified
race horse. It was not a good sign. I
got up and paced the rug, like a cast-away
pacing some barren and empty
island. But here, I told myself, was a
timely footprint. I waited, as breathless
as a Crusoe awaiting his Friday.
I waited so long that I was beginning
to dread some mishap. Then the
portieres parted for the second time, and
Benson led the burglar into the room.
I experienced, as I looked at him, a
distinct sense of disappointment. He was
not at all what I expected. The thing
that that impressed me was his slenderness,
an almost feline sort of slenderness.
The thing I next remarked was
that he was very badly frightened, so
frightened, in fact, that his face was the
tint of a rather soiled white glove. He
stood before me for all the world as
though a hospital interne had been
practicing abstruse bandaging feats on his
body, so neatly and yet so firmly had the
redoubtable Benson hobbled him and
swathed his arms in half dozen of my
best Irish linen table napkins. Over
these again, had been wound and buckled
a trunk strap. Benson had not
skimped his job.
My hope for any diverting talk along
the more picaresque avenues of life was
depressingly short-lived. The man
remained both sullen and silent. Blood still
dripped slowly down the back of his soiled
collar, where Benson's neat welt had
abraded the scalp.
Yet his eyes, all the time, were alert
enough. To fire questions at him was as
futile as throwing pebbles at an alligator.
He had determined, apparently not to
open his lips; though his glance, all this
time, was never an idle or empty one. I
gave up with a touch of anger.
"Frisk him," I told the waiting Benson.
"See if he's carrying a gun. Search his
pockets every one of them."
This Benson did, with an engaging
mixture of muffled caution and open repugnance.
The result of that search was quite
encouraging. From one pocket came an
ugly, short-barreled Colt. From another
came two skeleton keys and a few inches
of copper wire bent into a coil. From still
another came a small electric flashlight.
Under our burglar's coat, with one end
resting in his left-hand waistcoat pocket,
was a twenty-inch steel jimmy. It was
a very attractive tool, not unlike a long
and extremely slender stove lifter, with
a tip-tilted end. I found it suggestive of
tremendous leverage power, tempting one
to test its strength.
From the right-hand waistcoat pocket
Benson produced a lady's gold watch, two
tiger rings, a gold barette, and a foot or
two of old-fashioned locket chain of solid
gold. There was nothing to show who
the owner of this jewelry might be.
"I suppose you just bought this at
Tiffany's?" I inquired. His passivity was
beginning to get on my nerves. He might
have been a wax figure in the Eden
Musee, were it not for those reptiliously
alert and ever-exasperating eyes. I
stood up and confronted him.
I want to know where this stuff came
from."
The white-faced burglar still looked at
me out of those sullen and rebellious eyes.
But not a word passed his lips.
"Then we'll investigate a little further,"
I said, eyeing his somewhat protuberant
breastbone. "Go on with the search,
Benson, and get everything." For it was
plain that our visitor, before honoring
us that night, had called at other homes.
I watched Benson with increasing
interest as his fastidiously exploring hand
went down inside the burglar's opened
waistcoat. I saw him feel about there,
and as he did so I caught a change of
expression on our prisoner's face. The
man was not snakelike. He was like a
cornered rat. Rat seemed written all over
him.
But at that moment my eyes went back
to Benson, for I had seen his hand bring
away a small vase partly wrapped in a
pocket handkerchief. This handkerchief
was extremely dirty.
I took the vase from his hand, drawing
away the rag that screened it. Only by
an effort, as I did so, was I able to
conceal my surprise.
For one glance at that slender little
column of sang-de-boeuf porcelain told me
what it was. There was no possibility
of mistake. One glimpse was enough. It
was from the Gubtill collection. For
once before my fingers had caressed the
same glaze and the same tender contours.
Once before, and under vastly different
circumstances, I had weighed that
delicate tube of porcelain in my contemplative
hands.
I sat back and looked at it more carefully.
Then I looked back at the delicate
lip, the lip that once had been
injured and artfully banded with a ring of
gold. It was a vase of the K'anghsi
period, a rare and beautiful specimen
among the Yang Lao monochromes. And
history said that thirty years before it
had been purchased from the sixth Prince
of Pekin, and had always been known as
"The Flame."
Both Anthony Gubtill and I had bid
for that vase. But an inexplicably
reckless mood had overtaken that parsimonious
old collector, and he had won. The
day after the Graves sale I had been a
member of that decorously appreciative
dinner party which had witnessed the
vase's installation between a rather
valuable peachbloom amphora of haricot red
groundwork with rose spots accentuated
by the usual clouds of apple green, and
a taller, and, to my mind, much more
valuable ashes-of-roses cylindrical Yang Lao
with a carved ivory base. We had looked
on the occasion as somewhat of an event,
for such things naturally are not picked
up every day. And now the mere sight of
the vase took me back to the Gubtill
home, to that rich and spacious house on
lower Fifth Avenue where I had spent not
a few happy evenings.
I put the vase down on my table and
turned away from it, not caring to betray
my interest in it, or to give to the ratlike
eyes still watching me any inkling of my
true feelings.
I turned and looked the criminal up
and down. I noticed, for the first time,
that his face was beaded with sweat.
"Might I inquire just what you intend
doing with this?" I asked, gazing back,
against ray will, at that fragile little
treasure known as "The Flame."
The man moved uneasily, for the first
time. For the first time, too, he spoke.
"Give it to its owner," he said.
"And who is its owner?"
He looked from me to the vase and then
back again.
"It belongs to a pal o' mine, over on
Fifth Avenue."
"And where did you get it?"
"Out o' hock."
I could not restrain a touch of anger as
my glance fell on the all too eloquent
implements of burglary.
"And you expect me to swallow this?"
I demanded.
"I don't give a damn what you swallow.
I know the trut' when I'm sayin' it."
"And you're telling me the truth?" I
found it hard to keep my anger within
bounds.
"Sure!" was his curt answer.
"That's a cowardly lie," I cried out at
him. "You're a coward and a liar, like
all your sneaking kind that skulk about
in the dark corners and crawl under beds
and arm yourself to the teeth and stand
ready to murder innocent women, to
strike them down in the dark, rather than
be found out! It's cowardice, the lowest
and meanest kind of cowardice!"
The sweat stood out on his face in
glistening drops.
"What's eatin' you, anyway?" he
demanded. "What've I done?"
I pushed the cluster of women's jewelry
closer to him. "You've done some of the
meanest and dirtiest work a man can
stoop to. You've skulked and crawled and
slunk through the dark to rob women
and children!"
"Who's given you a license to call me a
coward?"
"Do you dare to intimate there's
anything but low and arrant cowardice in
work like this?"
"Just try it!" he said, with a grin that
made his face hideous.
"Why should I try it?" I demanded.
"Do you suppose because I don't carry
a jimmy and a gun that I can't face
honest danger when I need to?"
I glanced round at my den walls, studded
with trophies as they were, from the
bull-moose antlers over the fireplace to
the leopard pelt under my heels. The
other man followed my glance, but with
a lip-curl of contempt.
"Bah," he said, apparently glad to
crowd me off into some less personal side
issue "That's all play actin'! Get up
against what I have, and you'd tone
down your squeal! Then you'd walk into
the real thing!"
"The real thing, black-jacking
chambermaids and running like a pelted cur
at the sight of a brass button!"
I could see his sudden wince, and that
it took an effort for him to speak.
"You'd find it took nerve, all right, all
right," he retorted.
My movement of contempt brought him
a step or two nearer. But it was Benson
who spoke first.
"Hadn't we better have the police, sir?"
he suggested. The burglar, with his eyes
on my face, stepped still closer, as
though to shoulder any such suggestion
as Benson's out of the issue.
"You just go out in the middle of the
night," he went on with derisive
volubility. "Go out at night and look at a
house. Stand off and look at it good and
plenty. Then ask yourself who's inside,
and what's doin' behind them brick walls,
and who's awake, and where a shot's
goin' to come from, and what chances
of a get-away you'll have, and the size
of the bit you'll get if you're pinched!
Just stand there and tell yourself you've
got to get inside that house and make
your haul and get away with the goods
that you've got to do it, or go with empty
guts! Try it, and see if it takes nerve!"
I must have touched his professional
pride. I had trifled with that ethical
totem pole that is known as honor among
thieves.
"All right," I said, suddenly turning on
him as the inspiration came to me. "We'll
try it, and we'll try it together. For I'm
going to make you take this stuff back,
and take it back tonight."
I could see his face cloud. Then a second
change came over it. His ratlike
eyes actually began to twinkle.
"I think we ought to have the police,
sir," reiterated Benson, remembering,
doubtless, his encounter below stairs.
"He's an uncommon tricky one, sir."
I saw, on more sober second thought,
that it would be giving my friend too
much rope, too many chances for treachery.
And he would not be over nice in
his methods, I knew, now that I had him
cornered. A second idea occurred to me,
a rather intoxicating one.
"Benson," I said. "I'm going to leave
this worthy gentleman here with you.
And while you look after him, I'm going
to return this peachbloom vase to its
owner."
"He ain't in town tonight," broke in
my troubled burglar.
"And to demonstrate to his somewhat
cynical cast of mind that there's nothing
extraordinary in his particular line of
activity. I propose to return it in the
same manner that it was taken."
Benson looked troubled.
"You will make yourself comfortable
here with this gallant gentleman of the
blackjack and keep this handsome Colt
of his quite close about you while you're
doing it. For I'm going to take this
piece of porcelain back where it belongs,
even though I have to face a dozen lap-dogs
and frighten every housemaid of the
neighborhood of Twelfth Street into
hysterics!"
I might have waited decorously until
daylight, or I might have quietly ascended
the wide stone steps and continued to
ring the electric pushbell until a sleepy
servant answered it. But that, after all,
seemed absurdly tame and commonplace.
It was without the slightest tang of
drama. And I was as waywardly impatient
to try that enticing tip-tilted instrument
of steel on an opposing door as a
boy with a new knife is to whittle on the
nursery woodwork.
I could no longer deny that it took a
certain crude form of nerve. I was
convinced of this, indeed, as I saw the
approaching figure of a patrolman on his
rounds.
I experienced a distinct glow of
satisfaction as the patroling footsteps passed
northward up the quietness of the avenue.
But the house itself seemed as impregnable
as a fortress. It disheartened me a
little to find that not even a basement
grill had been disturbed. I turned and
sauntered slowly toward Sixth Avenue.
As I swung eastward again I found that
the last house on the side street, the
house abutting the Fifth Avenue mansion
which was the object of my attack,
stood vacant. Of that there could be no
doubt. Its doors and windows were
sealed with neatly painted shutters. This,
it occurred to me, might mark a possible
line of approach. But here again I faced
what seemed an impregnable position. I
was backing away a little, studying that
boarded and coffinlike front, when my
heel grated against the iron covering of
a coal shute. This coal shute stood midway
between the curb and the area railing.
I looked down at it for a moment or
two. Something prompted me to test its
edge with the toe of my shoe. Then,
making quite sure that the street was
empty. I stooped down and clutched at
the edge of the iron disk. It was quite
heavy. But one tug at it showed me that
its lock chain had been forced apart.
It took but a moment to lift the metal
shield to one side of the shute head. It
took but another moment to lower myself
to work the iron disk back over the
opening. It also required many strange
contortions of the body to worm my way
down into that narrow and dirty tunnel.
My rather peremptory advent into the
coal bin resulted in a startling amount of
noise, noise enough to wake the soundest
of sleepers. So I crouched there for several
seconds, inhaling dust and listening
and wondering whether or not the walls
above me harbored a caretaker. Then I
took out the pocket searchlight and with
the pressure of a finger directed my ray
of illumination against a wooden partition
bisected by a painted wooden door.
A distinct sense of disappointment swept
through me as I stooped down to examine
this door and found that it had already
been forced open. I knew, however, that
I was following in the footsteps of my
more experienced predecessor. Then
came a storeroom, and then a laundry
room, with another jimmied door at the
head of the stairway leading to the first
floor.
Here I stood waiting and listening for
some time. But still again nothing but
darkness and silence and that musty
aroma peculiar to unoccupied houses
surrounded me. I felt more at home by this
time, and was more leisurely in my survey
of the passage upward. I began to
admire my friend the burglar's astuteness
In choosing so circuitous and yet
so protected a path. There was almost
genius in it. His advance, I felt sure,
was toward the roof. As I had expected,
I found the scuttle open. The lock,
I could see, had been quite cleverly
picked. And so far there had not been a
mishap.
Once out on the housetop, however, I
foresaw that I would have to be more
careful. As I clambered up to the higher
coping tiles that marked the line or the
next roof I knew that I had actually
broken into the enemy's lines. Yet the
way still seemed clear enough. For as
I came to the root scuttle of the second
house I found that it, too, remained
unlocked. My predecessor had made things
almost disappointingly easy for
me. Yet in other ways he had left things
doubly dangerous. I had to bear the brunt
of any misstep he might have made. I
was being called to face the responsibility
of both his intrusion and my own.
So it was with infinite precaution that I
lifted the scuttle and leaned over that
little well of darkness, inhaling the warmer
air that seeped up in my face.
It began to dawn on me, as I groped
lower and lower down through the darkness,
that a burglar's calling was not all
beer and skittles. I began to feel a little
ashamed of my heroics of an hour before.
Then I drew up, suddenly, for a sound
had crept to my ears. The tingle that ran
through my body was not wholly one of
fright. Yet as I stood there in the darkness
with one hand against the wall, I
caught the rhythm of a slow and muffled
snoring.
I was no longer a prey to any feeling
of hesitancy. I was already too deep
in the woods to think of turning back.
My one mission now was to complete the
circuit, and emerge on the other side.
I began to wonder, as I felt for the stair
banister and groped my cautious way
down the treads, just how the burglar
himself had effected that final exit from
the house. And the sooner I got away
from the sleeping quarters, I felt, the
safer I would be. The utter darkness
and silence of the lower halls were
beginning to get on my nerves. I was glad
to feel the newel post, which assured me
that I had reached the last step in my
descent. I was relieved to be able to
turn carefully and silently about to the
left, to grope toward a door which I
knew stood before me in the gloom, and
then cautiously to turn the knob and
step inside.
I knew at once, even before I took the
flashlight from my pocket, that I was in
the library. And the room that opened
off this, I remembered, half cabinet-lined
study and half informal exhibition room,
was the chamber wherein Anthony Gubtill
treasured his curios. It would take
but a minute or two, I knew, to replace
his priceless little porcelain. And another
minute or two, I felt, ought to see me
safely out and on my way home.
I stood with my back to the door,
determined that no untimely blunder
should mar the end of my adventure. My
first precaution was to thrust out my
flashlight and make sure of my path. I
let the incandescent ray linger interrogatively
about the massively furnished
room, resting for a moment on marble
and metal and glass-fronted bookshelf.
I let the wavering light travel toward
the end of the glimmering and dark-wood
reading table. I stood there, picking out
remembered object after object, remarking
them with singular detachment of
mind as my light continued to circle the
end of the room.
Then I quietly made my way to the
open door in the rear, and bisecting that
second room with my spear of light,
satisfied myself that the space between the
peachbloom amphora and the ashes-of-roses
Yang Lao with the ivory base was
indeed empty.
Then, of a sudden, I stopped breathing.
Automatically I let my thumb lift from
the current spring of my storage lamp.
The light at once went out. I stood
there, with every nerve of my body on
edge. I crouched forward, tingling and
peering into the darkness before me. For
I had suddenly discovered that I was
not alone in the room.
There, facing me, picked out as
distinctly as a baby spot-light picks out an
actor's face. I had seen the owner of the
house himself, not ten paces from me.
He was sitting in a high-backed armchair
of green leather. He must have been
watching me from the first, every
moment and every movement. He had made
no effort to interrupt or intercept me. He
had been too sure of his position.
I waited for what seemed an interminable
length of time. But not a sound,
beyond the querulous tick of the clock,
came to my ears.
The undefined menace of this silence
was too much for me. I moved away,
involuntarily, wondering what I should
say, and after what fashion I should
begin my foolish explanation, I fell slowly
back, pawing frenziedly about me for
some sustaining tangibility to which to
cling. As I did so my body came in
contact with some article of furniture just
what, I could not tell. But I shied away
from it in a panic, as a colt shies at a
fallen newspaper.
My second movement threw over a
second piece of furniture. It must have
been some sort of collapsible screen, for
it fell to the floor with an echoing crash.
I waited, holding my breath, with horripilations
of fear nettling every limb of
my body, knowing only too well that this
must indeed mark the end.
But there was no movement, no spoken
word, no slightest sound. I stared through
the darkness, still half expectant. Then
the tension became more than I could
endure. I actually crept forward a step
or two, still peering blindly through the
darkness, still listening and waiting.
Then I caught my breath with a sudden
new suspicion, with a quick fear that
crashed bulletlike through the film of
consciousness. It was followed by a
sickening sense of shock, amounting
almost to physical nausea.
I once more raised the flashlight. This
time my hand shook perceptibly as I
turned the electric ray directly in front
of me. I let the minute circle of illumination
arrow through the darkness, direct
to the white face that seemed to be awaiting
it. Then I let it come to a rest.
I remember falling back a step or two.
I may have called out, but of that I am
not sure. Yet of one thing I was only
too certain. There before me sat Anthony
Gubtill. He was quite dead.
My first feeling was not altogether one
of terror. It was accompanied by a
surge of indignation at the injustice, at
the brutality, of it all.
I moved toward the dead man, fortified
by the knowledge of a vast new
obligation. It was only after I had examined
the face for the second time and
seen how death had been caused by a
cruelly heavy blow dealt by some blunt
instrument, that the enormity of my
own intrusion into that house of horror
came home to me. I felt a sudden need
for light, for sobering and rationalizing
light. Even the ticking from the brazen-faced
clock had become something phantasmal
and unnerving.
I groped feverishly and blindly about
in search of an electric switch button.
Then, of a sudden, I stopped again, my
movement arrested by a sound.
I knew, as I stood and listened, that it
was only the purr of an automobile, faint
and muffled, from the street outside. But
it suddenly brought home to me the
awkwardness of my own position. To be
found in that house, or even to be seen
leaving it, was no longer a desirable
thing. And thought came back at a
bound to the porcelain in my pocket. I
recalled the old-time rivalry between the
dead man and myself for "The Flame."
I recalled the details of my advent
between those walls where I stood. And
my blood went cold. It was not a matter
of awkwardness, it was a matter of
peril. For who, I again asked myself,
would believe a story so absurd, or
accept an excuse so extravagant?
The clock ticked on accusingly. The
sound of the automobile stopped. I had
just noticed this, with much relief, when
the thud of a quietly closed door came
to my startled ears. Then came the
murmur of voices. There was no longer any
doubt about the matter. A motor had
come to the door and from it certain
persons had entered the house.
I crept to the library and listened. Then
I tiptoed back and closed the door of the
inner room. I felt more secure with even
a half-inch panel between me and what
that inner room held.
Then I listened. I began to hear the
padded tread of feet. Then came the
sound of another opened door and then
the snap of a light switch. There was
nothing secret about the new invasion. I
knew, as I shrank behind a high-backed
library chair, that the front of the house
was already illuminated.
Then came the sound of a calling voice,
apparently from the head of the stairs. It
was a cautious and carefully modulated
voice: I took it for that of a young man
of about twenty.
"Is that you, Caddy?"
Then came a silence.
"I say, is that you, Orrie?" was
demanded in a somewhat somnolent stage
whisper. There was something strangely
reassuring in that commonplace boyish
voice. Anthony Gubtill, I knew, had no
immediate family. I could vaguely
remember, however, some talk of Canadian
nephew and niece who had at times
visited with him.
"Ssssh!" said a woman's voice from the
lower hall. "Don't wake Uncle Anthony."
"It's an awful hour, isn't it?" asked a
second man's voice, from the lower hall.
There were sounds that seemed to imply
that wraps were being removed.
"Almost four," came the answer from
above. "Have a good time, Caddy?"
I heard a stifled yawn. "Rather,"
answered the girl's voice.
"I say, Orrie, bring up the cigarettes
for a puff, will you?" requested the youth
from above, still in a stage whisper.
"And Caddy, be sure the latch is on."
"On what?" demanded Orrie.
"The door, you idiot!" was the sleepily
good-natured retort.
Then I suddenly ducked low behind my
chair back, for the young man called
Orrie had flung open the library door.
He came into the room gropingly, without
switching on the electrics. I could
see his trim young shoulders and the
white blur of his shirt-front. Behind
him, framed in the doorway, stood a young
girl of about twenty, blond in pale blue,
with bare arms and bare shoulders. Her
skin looked very soft and baby-like in
the strong side light. I could not repress
something that was almost a shudder at
the thought of this careless gayety and
youth so close to the grim tragedy behind
me, so unconscious of the awakening that
might come to them at any moment.
"Do hurry!" said the tired girl, as the
young man fumbled about the table end.
I realized, as I peered out at her, that
my first duty would be be to keep those
round young eyes from what might
confront them in that inner room.
"I've got 'em!" answered the man. He
stood a moment without moving. Then
he turned and walked out of the room,
quietly closing the door behind him.
I emitted a gasp of relief and stood up
once more. Nothing alive or dead. I
was determined, would now keep me in
that house. Yet for all that newborn
ecstasy of impatience I was still
compelled to wait, for I could hear the
occasional sound of feet and a whisper or
two from behind the closed door. Then
all sound died away; the gloom and
silence again ingulfed me.
I took the Yang Lao porcelain from
my pocket, unwrapped it, and crept back
to the inner room. I groped along the
wall in the darkness, circling wide about
the green leather chair in the center. I
put the vase back on its cabinet without
so much as flashing my light. Then I
circled back along the wall, felt for the
library door, and groped cautiously
across the perilous breadth of the
furniture-crowded chamber. It took me
several seconds to find the door that opened
into the hallway. Once through it and
across the hall, I knew, only a spring
latch stood between me and the street.
So I lost no time as I turned the knob
and swung back the door.
But I did not pass through it. For
instead of darkness, I found myself
confronted by a blaze of light. In that blaze
of light stood three waiting and expectant
figures. What mot disturbed me
was the fact that the man called Orrie
held in his hand a revolver that seemed
the size of a toy cannon. This was leveled
directly at my blinking eyes. The
other youth, in cerise pajamas with
orange-colored frogs and a dressing gown
tied at the waist with a silk girdle, stood
Just behind him. holding an extremely
wicked-looking revolver of the magazine
make. Behind this youth again, close
by the newel post, stood the girl in blue
with all the sleepiness gone out of her
face.
The sight of that wide-eyed and eager trio
irritated me beyond words. There
was no longer any thrill in the thing.
"We've got him!" cried the youth in
the cerise pajamas.
"Don't move!" commanded the older
of the two, wrinkling his brow into a
frown of youthful determination.
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"Don't move!" commanded the older of the two.
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I had no intention of moving.
"Watch his hands," prompted the
younger man. "He ought to put 'em up."
"Yes, Orrie, he ought to put them up,"
echoed the girl by the newel post.
"Back up through that door!" cried
Orrie. "Come on back up!"
I wearily obeyed this somewhat equine
order. Then he commanded me to hold
my hands above my head. I did so without
hesitation; I had no wish to argue
while that Colt was staring me in the
eyes.
They followed me, Indian file, into the
room. It was the girl who closed the door
as Orrie switched on the lights. She stood
with her back to it, studying my face.
"Have you anything to say?" demanded
Orrie, squaring his shoulders.
"Yes, I have a great deal to say," I told
him. "But I prefer saying it to you
alone." I could see his movement of
disdain. "And if you will be so good as to
stop poking that pistol into my face,"
I continued with some heat, "and then
send these two children out of the room,
I shall say what I have to, and do it
very briefly."
"Children!" came in an indignant gasp
from the girl at the door.
"We'll stick by you, old man," assured
the youthful hero in cerise, with his heels
well apart.
"And just why should I closet myself
with a burglar?" inquired the astute
Orrie, staring at me with the utmost
insolence.
"That's asinine," I retorted. "I'm not
a burglar. And you ought to know it."
To my astonishment, a little tripartite
ripple of laughter greeted this statement.
"Then what are you?" asked the
incredulous Orrie.
"Yes, who are you?" demanded the
other youth. He still held the magazine
revolver balanced in his right hand. The
truth had to come out.
"I'm Witter Kerfoot, of Gramercy Park
West."
"What number?"
I gave him the number. The trio
exchanged glances. They were plainly
glances of amusement.
"And with that face!" ejaculated the
man called Orrie. The quiet contempt of
his glance caused me to shift about so I
could catch a glimpse of myself in the
Venetian mirror between the bookshelves.
That glimpse was indeed a startling one.
I had quite forgotten the transit through
the coal hole. I saw, as I peered into
the mirror, only a sickly hued and
grimy-looklng footpad with dirty hands
and a broken hat. It was no wonder they
laughed. I was about to remove my
disgracefully disfiguring headgear when the
younger man swung about on me with
the magazine revolver thrust point blank
in my face.
"Don't try any of that!" he gasped.
"You keep up those hands."
"We've had about enough of this
tommy-rot!" I protested.
"Yes, we'll cut out the
tommy-rot and
get him tied," proclaimed the man with
the Colt.
"Then search him first," prompted the
younger man. "He's sure to have a
gun, you know."
He motioned to the girl at the door.
"Take Orrie's colt while he goes through
him," he commanded in the chest tones of
a newly acquired savagery, "and if he
tries to move, wing him."
The girl, wide-eyed and reluctant, took
the heavy revolver. Then Orrie advanced
on me, though in an altogether guarded
and tight-lipped manner. There was nothing
to do but submit to the farce.
I said nothing as he produced the
telltale flashlight, I remained silent as he
triumphantly unearthed the jimmy and
the damnatory skeleton keys. I could
see the interchange of exultant glances
as these were tossed out on the polished
table top.
"Get the straps from the golf bags,"
suggested the other youth. I could not
help remembering how this scene was
paralleling another one of the same
nature, and the same night, when Benson
and I had been masters of the situation.
The man called Orrie seemed a little
nonplused at the fact that he had found
no valuables in my outer pockets. But
he did not give up. He grimly ignored
my protests as he explored still deeper
and dug out my monogrammed wallet and
then a gold cigarette case on which my
name was duly inscribed. He turned
them over in his hand a couple of times.
Then a great light seemed to come to
him. He succumbed, as even his elders
have done, to a sudden sense of drama.
I saw him dart to the other end of the
room and catch up a telephone directory.
He riffled through the pages with quick
and impatient fingers. Then he strode
back and looked me up and down.
"I know what this man's done," he
cried, his eyes alight with conviction.
"What??" demanded the younger man.
"He's visited more than this house
tonight! He's gone through Witter
Kerfoot's as well. He's taken these things
from there. And now it is up to us to
take him back with them!"
I could see the sheer theatricality of
the situation clutch at his two listeners.
I could see them surrender to it, although
the girl still seemed to hesitate.
"Hadn't I better call Uncle Anthony?"
she suggested. At one breath her
words brought me back to both the tragedy
that lay so close at hand and the
perilous complexity of my own position.
"No, that's foolish," cut in Orrie. "The
car's still outside. Caddy, I think you'll
have to come along. You can sit with
Jansen on the driving seat."
The hero of the maneuver turned back
to me. I was thinking mostly of the
soft-eyed girl with the baby-white skin and
how I could get her safely away.
"Will you come quietly?" my captor
demanded of me.
"Yes," I answered, without looking up.
It was the girl's voice, a little shrill
with excitement, that next broke the
silence.
"Orrie, he's not a burglar," she cried
out in her treble-noted conviction. "He's
a gentleman!"
"What makes you think so?" demanded
the indifferent Orrie as he motioned me,
with a curt movement of his Colt barrel
toward the hall door.
"I know by his nails!" was her
inconsequential yet quite definitive reply.
Orrie laughed.
"Then you'd give tea and macaroons
to every burglarious barber out of Sing
Sing," he scoffed. "And our real
answer's waiting for us in Gramercy
Square."
It seemed to take but a minute or two
in the car to swing us from Twelfth
Street up to Twentieth and then eastward
into the stillness of the square. My
captors had insisted that I should not talk.
"Not a word," commanded Orrie, and I
could feel his insolent gun barrel against
my ribs as he gave the command for the
second time.
"But this thing can't go on," I
persisted. "You're only making a fool of
yourself."
"Shut up!" commanded the other
youth. "We know what we're doing."
"But there's one thing that you've got
to be told." I forlornly tried to argue,
"that you've both got to face."
"Not until you face the owner of this
Kerfoot house," declared Orrie.
They alighted, one in front of me and
one behind me, still earning their foolish
and murderous looking firearms. The
girl remained in her seat. Then the three
of us grimly ascended my steps.
"It's needless to ring the bell," I wearily
explained. "My pass key will admit
you."
"But I insist on ringing," said Orrie as
I fitted the key to the lock.
"I shall be compelled, in that case, to
call the officer who is watching us from
the corner," was my quiet response.
"Call and be hanged, then!" was the
younger man's ultimatum.
One word over their shoulders brought
my old friend McCooey, the patrolman,
across the corner and up the steps. I
swung open the door as he joined us.
Then I turned on the hall lamps and
faced my two captors.
"Officer, I want you to look at me very
carefully and then assure these gentlemen
I am Witter Kerfoot, the owner and
occupant of this house."
"Sure he's Kerfoot," said the imperturbed
McCooey. "But what's the trouble
this time."
"Something more serious than these
gentlemen dream of." The youth called
Orrie had the effrontery to push me aside.
"But we found this man burglarizing a
house," was his heated assertion. "We
caught him at it, red-handed!"
"And whose lead-pipin' was he stealin'
this time?" inquired the satiric McCooey.
"We got him in Anthony Gubtill's
library, at 3 o'clock this morning."
"Did yez, now!" said the quite unmoved
officer.
"If you three gentlemen will only step
upstairs with me. I can explain everything.
There's "
McCooey, from the doorway, cut me
short.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I can't be stayin' to
see the joke out. If them two joy riders
&$151;"
"But you've got to stay," I cried, and
I caught at his brass-buttoned arm as a
drowning man catches at a life buoy.
"Fact is, sir," he explained in a lowered
voice. "Creegan av Headquarters has a
Sing Sing lifter bottled up in this block
and I'm holdin' wan end av the p'lice lines!"
"A what?" asked Orrie.
"A jail breaker from up the river a
tricky wan called Pip Forman the Rat."
"The Rat!" I echoed, as I remembered
the myomorphic face that I had seen
beaded with sweat above the stooping
shoulder of my man Benson.
"The same, sir. But the street corner's
me place, just at present."
I held him back.
"Your place is here!" I cried, dragging
him toward the stairs. "And in ten seconds
I'll prove it."
"What are y' takin' me to?" asked
McCooey, with sudden solemnity, as we
gained the second door and I reached out
a hand to push back the portiere.
"To that!" I answered, as he stepped
into the room, followed by the two younger
men with their two ridiculous pistols
once more at "half arm."
There before us sat Benson, the ever
dependable and vigilant Benson, with an
unwavering eye fixed on a second figure
tied up in my wide-armed reading chair.
And Benson, as I looked at him, for all
the world reminded me of a terrier keeping
watch over a wary but cornered rat.
"Why, it's Forman," said the officer
of the law, a little weakly. "It's Pip
Forman, the man who killed Chinatown
Mary!"
I could see the two-wide eyed youths
with the revolvers come to a stop. I even
found it hard to keep something that
amounted to an incongruous and waywardly
vicious satisfaction out of my
voice as I said the words that would send,
like a ringmaster's whip, their wearily
capering ponies of extravagance forever
out of the ring.
"And tonight," I said, "killed Anthony
Gubtill. So make sure of your man, McCooey,
now you've got him!"
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